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People riding eBikes in Cronulla Mall with storefronts in the background. Headline Text reads: "Local Police Crack Down on Cronulla eBike Riders in Bold Attempts to Reclaim Mall and Esplanade from Chaos. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

People riding eBikes in Cronulla Mall with storefronts in the background. Headline Text reads: "Local Police Crack Down on Cronulla eBike Riders in Bold Attempts to Reclaim Mall and Esplanade from Chaos. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Local Police Crack Down on Cronulla eBike Riders in Bold Attempt to Reclaim Mall and Esplanade from Chaos

Jul 242 min read

Cyclists ride through a busy street, surrounded by pedestrians and cars. Headline reads: "Shire Staycation Spirals as Ebikes and Housebound Locals Collide in Chaotic Storm."

Cyclists ride through a busy street, surrounded by pedestrians and cars. Headline reads: "Shire Staycation Spirals as Ebikes and Housebound Locals Collide in Chaotic Storm."

Shire Staycation Spirals as Ebikes and Housebound Locals Collide in Chaotic Storm

Apr 182 min read

Reader Tip-Off: Local Group Proposes Penny Farthings and Unicycles to Fix Shire's Ebike Chaos

Mar 141 min read

Cyclists in gear ride in a street race. Background shows shops and spectators. Headline reads: "MAMILs Strike Back: E-Bike 500."

Cyclists in gear ride in a street race. Background shows shops and spectators. Headline reads: "MAMILs Strike Back: E-Bike 500."

MAMILs Strike Back: Middle-Aged Riders Announce Their Own E-Bike 500

Jan 232 min read

E-bike Cyclists race by the ocean in Cronulla, cheered by a crowd. Headline: "Cronulla E-Bike 500 Rumored to Hit the Streets, Teen Speed Spectacle."

E-bike Cyclists race by the ocean in Cronulla, cheered by a crowd. Headline: "Cronulla E-Bike 500 Rumored to Hit the Streets, Teen Speed Spectacle."

Cronulla E-Bike 500 Rumored to Hit the Streets, Teen Speed Spectacle

Jan 172 min read

Sutherland Shire Gazette headline "Sutherland Shire Declares National E-Bike Day After 97% of the Shire Kids Score Ebikes from Santa. Santa awarded an OAM". Image of Santa receving an award from smiling officials outdoors

Sutherland Shire Gazette headline "Sutherland Shire Declares National E-Bike Day After 97% of the Shire Kids Score Ebikes from Santa. Santa awarded an OAM". Image of Santa receving an award from smiling officials outdoors

Sutherland Shire Declares “National E-Bike Day” After 97% of The Shire’s Kids Score E-bikes From Santa. Santa Awarded With OAM”.

Dec 25, 20241 min read

Three people ride e-bikes near the beach, seagulls flying above. Text reads: "Electric Dreams or Urban Nightmares?" from The Shire Gazette.

Three people ride e-bikes near the beach, seagulls flying above. Text reads: "Electric Dreams or Urban Nightmares?" from The Shire Gazette.

Electric Dreams Or Urban Nightmares? Cronulla’s E-bike and Scooter Standoff Escalates.

Dec 19, 20241 min read

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