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Sneakers and a colorful tyre-bead doormat on a porch. Lush greenery surrounds. Headline Text: Still Got A Few Stomps Left: Local Man Refuses to Replace Iconic Tyre Bead Doormat After 34 Years. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Sneakers and a colorful tyre-bead doormat on a porch. Lush greenery surrounds. Headline Text: Still Got A Few Stomps Left: Local Man Refuses to Replace Iconic Tyre Bead Doormat After 34 Years. Sutherland Shire Gazette

“Still Got a Few Stomps Left”: Local Man Refuses to Replace Iconic Tyre Bead Doormat After 34 Years

Sep 212 min read

Coffee and water on a table in a cafe. A headline reads, "Shire Man Crosses Georges River, Orders Long Black, Unlocks Alternate Universe."

Coffee and water on a table in a cafe. A headline reads, "Shire Man Crosses Georges River, Orders Long Black, Unlocks Alternate Universe."

Shire Man Crosses Georges River, Orders Long Black Coffee, Accidentally Unlocks Alternate Universe

Sep 201 min read

Mass Shire Exodus to Bali: Child-Free Flee the Children, Parents Flee the Peak Prices

Sep 191 min read

Shire Lobby Group Demands Council Legislate Cushion Caps Before Beds Disappear Altogether

Sep 151 min read

Two people walk dogs on opposite sidewalks, waving across a sunny suburban street. One walker is dragging her dog away. Headline reads: "Cross-Street Standoff - Local Dog Owner Missing Entire Point of Your Polite Panic." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Two people walk dogs on opposite sidewalks, waving across a sunny suburban street. One walker is dragging her dog away. Headline reads: "Cross-Street Standoff - Local Dog Owner Missing Entire Point of Your Polite Panic." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Cross-Street Standoff - Local Dog Owner, Missing Entire Point of Your Polite Panic

Sep 142 min read

Wet newspaper on a damp driveway wiht strom water runoff gushing down. headline reads "When your newspaper's Too Wet to Burn and so are your hopes for the sharks." Labeled "Sutherland Shire Gazette," with playful tone. Sutherland Shire GAzette

Wet newspaper on a damp driveway wiht strom water runoff gushing down. headline reads "When your newspaper's Too Wet to Burn and so are your hopes for the sharks." Labeled "Sutherland Shire Gazette," with playful tone. Sutherland Shire GAzette

When Your Newspaper's Too Wet To Burn and So Are Your Hopes For The Sharks

Sep 132 min read

View from como rail bridge across Georges River at sunset, Sky with clouds and sun over the river. Headline Text: "Collective Exhale Detected as Commuters Cross Como Bridge, Officially 'Home'Even if Still 20 Minutes From Driveway. Sutherland Shire Gazette."

View from como rail bridge across Georges River at sunset, Sky with clouds and sun over the river. Headline Text: "Collective Exhale Detected as Commuters Cross Como Bridge, Officially 'Home'Even if Still 20 Minutes From Driveway. Sutherland Shire Gazette."

Collective Exhale Detected as Commuters Cross Como Bridge, Officially ‘Home’ Even if Still 20 Minutes From Driveway

Sep 121 min read

A mysterious suburb search sign posted on telegraph pole shows kangaroos and reads "Have You Seen Sunny Glen?" Tree-lined suburban street. Headline text reads: EXCLUSIVE INVESTIGATION: The Shire Suburb No Map Will Show You - Inside the Hunt For Sunny Glen. Locals Demand Answers." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

A mysterious suburb search sign posted on telegraph pole shows kangaroos and reads "Have You Seen Sunny Glen?" Tree-lined suburban street. Headline text reads: EXCLUSIVE INVESTIGATION: The Shire Suburb No Map Will Show You - Inside the Hunt For Sunny Glen. Locals Demand Answers." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

EXCLUSIVE INVESTIGATION: The Shire Suburb No Map Will Show You - Inside the Hunt For Sunny Glen. Locals Demand Answers.

Sep 112 min read

Bed stacked with a substantional number of cushions in contemporary bedroom. Headline text: Shire husband enforces one-in one-out cushion policy after bed disappears under decorative mountain. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Bed stacked with a substantional number of cushions in contemporary bedroom. Headline text: Shire husband enforces one-in one-out cushion policy after bed disappears under decorative mountain. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Shire Husband Enforces “One In, One Out” Cushion Policy After Bed Disappears Under Decorative Mountain

Sep 102 min read

A dachshund with glasses sits at a table with five serious adults. Papers and a binder are on the table. Caption reads: "Trevor declares war on strata committee, rostrevor st braces for impact."

A dachshund with glasses sits at a table with five serious adults. Papers and a binder are on the table. Caption reads: "Trevor declares war on strata committee, rostrevor st braces for impact."

Trevor the Dachshund Declares War on Strata Committee, Rostrevor St Braces for Impact

Sep 92 min read

A smartphone displays a map with a location pin on Miranda, NSW. Headline: Cronulla local tracks runaway keys in bizarre shire-wide high speed chase. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

A smartphone displays a map with a location pin on Miranda, NSW. Headline: Cronulla local tracks runaway keys in bizarre shire-wide high speed chase. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Cronulla Local Tracks Runaway Keys in Bizarre Shire-Wide High Speed Chase

Sep 82 min read

Father's Day Exclusive: Family Begs For Amnesty After Dad Deploys Full Arsenal of Dad Jokes Before Noon

Sep 71 min read

Phone screen showing a man holding a large fish on Instagram. Headline above: "Click of Shame - A Friday Night Harmless Ex-Stalk Turns Into Digital Horror Show" article by Skye Waverley, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Phone screen showing a man holding a large fish on Instagram. Headline above: "Click of Shame - A Friday Night Harmless Ex-Stalk Turns Into Digital Horror Show" article by Skye Waverley, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Click of Shame - A Friday Night Harmless Ex-Stalk Turns Into Digital Horror Show

Sep 62 min read

Man in red plaid pajamas looks at a drawer with socks and underwear in bedroom. Headline text: Shire Dads Issue Public Plea - Stop Overthinking Father's Day - Just Socks and Jocks Please. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Man in red plaid pajamas looks at a drawer with socks and underwear in bedroom. Headline text: Shire Dads Issue Public Plea - Stop Overthinking Father's Day - Just Socks and Jocks Please. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Shire Dads Issue Public Plea - Stop Overthinking Father’s Day — Just Get Socks and Jocks Please

Sep 42 min read

Local Woman Torn Between Love and Larceny After Discovering Boyfriend’s Entire Glassware Collection Is Stolen and Recycled

Sep 31 min read

Trevor the Dachshund Adjusts to Bachelor Life on Rostrevor Street - Neighbours Already Complaining About Noise, Smells, and Uber Eats Deliveries

Sep 22 min read

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