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Young Bloke on T4 Commute Recounts Vivid Trip Like It Was Antarctic Expedition, Mentions Frostbite and $280 Socks

Jun 102 min read

Traffic jam on a highway at sunset, trees lining the road. Headline text reads: Leave now or abandon all hope: holidaymakers warned to begin return trek to the shire now before sunday 's traffic devours them whole.

Traffic jam on a highway at sunset, trees lining the road. Headline text reads: Leave now or abandon all hope: holidaymakers warned to begin return trek to the shire now before sunday 's traffic devours them whole.

Leave Now or Abandon All Hope: Holidaymakers Warned to Begin Return Trek to The Shire Now Before Sunday's Holiday Traffic Devours Them Whole

Apr 242 min read

People with shopping carts gather outside a Coles store after a lockout. The text describes them as shaken yet stocked. Hedline text: Shire Residents Emerge from 24-Hour Grocery Lockout, Visibly Shaken but Stocked

People with shopping carts gather outside a Coles store after a lockout. The text describes them as shaken yet stocked. Hedline text: Shire Residents Emerge from 24-Hour Grocery Lockout, Visibly Shaken but Stocked

Shire Residents Emerge from 24-Hour Supermarket Lockout, Visibly Shaken but Stocked

Apr 192 min read

Traffic report collage shows gridlocked cars on a tree-lined street and a map with a marked route. Text discusses drivers and Sutherland Shire.

Traffic report collage shows gridlocked cars on a tree-lined street and a map with a marked route. Text discusses drivers and Sutherland Shire.

TRAFFIC REPORT: TAFE it or Leave it. Desperate Drivers Funnelled Through Educational Institution Car Park in Bold Shire Exit Attempt.

Apr 191 min read

Cyclists ride through a busy street, surrounded by pedestrians and cars. Headline reads: "Shire Staycation Spirals as Ebikes and Housebound Locals Collide in Chaotic Storm."

Cyclists ride through a busy street, surrounded by pedestrians and cars. Headline reads: "Shire Staycation Spirals as Ebikes and Housebound Locals Collide in Chaotic Storm."

Shire Staycation Spirals as Ebikes and Housebound Locals Collide in Chaotic Storm

Apr 182 min read

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