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Traffic jam on a highway at sunset, trees lining the road. Headline text reads: Leave now or abandon all hope: holidaymakers warned to begin return trek to the shire now before sunday 's traffic devours them whole.

Traffic jam on a highway at sunset, trees lining the road. Headline text reads: Leave now or abandon all hope: holidaymakers warned to begin return trek to the shire now before sunday 's traffic devours them whole.

Leave Now or Abandon All Hope: Holidaymakers Warned to Begin Return Trek to The Shire Now Before Sunday's Holiday Traffic Devours Them Whole

Apr 24, 20252 min read

Traffic report collage shows gridlocked cars on a tree-lined street and a map with a marked route. Text discusses drivers and Sutherland Shire.

Traffic report collage shows gridlocked cars on a tree-lined street and a map with a marked route. Text discusses drivers and Sutherland Shire.

TRAFFIC REPORT: TAFE it or Leave it. Desperate Drivers Funnelled Through Educational Institution Car Park in Bold Shire Exit Attempt.

Apr 19, 20251 min read

Cyclists ride through a busy street, surrounded by pedestrians and cars. Headline reads: "Shire Staycation Spirals as Ebikes and Housebound Locals Collide in Chaotic Storm."

Cyclists ride through a busy street, surrounded by pedestrians and cars. Headline reads: "Shire Staycation Spirals as Ebikes and Housebound Locals Collide in Chaotic Storm."

Shire Staycation Spirals as Ebikes and Housebound Locals Collide in Chaotic Storm

Apr 18, 20252 min read

Man in suit with earphones holding a mug, smiling in an office. Headline Text: Exclusive - With No Kids or Chaos, Local City Worker Briefly Experiences Version of Sydney That Works. Article by Sandy Shores, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Man in suit with earphones holding a mug, smiling in an office. Headline Text: Exclusive - With No Kids or Chaos, Local City Worker Briefly Experiences Version of Sydney That Works. Article by Sandy Shores, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

With No Kids or Commuter Chaos, Local City Worker Briefly Experiences Version of Sydney That Works

Apr 14, 20251 min read

Crowd at fairground with Ferris wheel and rides. Headline: Pop up lender at Miranda fair offering 30 year mortgages for tickets to attend the royal easter show. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Crowd at fairground with Ferris wheel and rides. Headline: Pop up lender at Miranda fair offering 30 year mortgages for tickets to attend the royal easter show. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Pop-Up Lender at Miranda Fair Now Offering 30-Year Mortgages for Tickets To Attend The Royal Easter Show

Apr 10, 20251 min read

Bathroom door with a "BUSY" sign on the handle. Text above reads: "Local Parents Celebrate First Silent Wee of the Year."

Bathroom door with a "BUSY" sign on the handle. Text above reads: "Local Parents Celebrate First Silent Wee of the Year."

Local Parents Celebrate First Silent Wee of the Year

Feb 5, 20252 min read

Shire Boarding School Headmaster smiling on a beach with a Boarding school resembling Hogwarts castle in the background. Text: Exclusive article about school holidays and boarding school rumors. Mood is whimsical.

Shire Boarding School Headmaster smiling on a beach with a Boarding school resembling Hogwarts castle in the background. Text: Exclusive article about school holidays and boarding school rumors. Mood is whimsical.

Longest School Holidays on Record Push Shire Parents to Breaking Point: Rumours of Cronulla Boarding School Emerge

Jan 31, 20252 min read

Coach in blue kit with a whistle on a soccer field, parents and spectators in background. Headline: Dreams of the World Cup: Shire Parents Pin Hopes on School Holiday Soccer Camps.

Coach in blue kit with a whistle on a soccer field, parents and spectators in background. Headline: Dreams of the World Cup: Shire Parents Pin Hopes on School Holiday Soccer Camps.

Dreams of the World Cup: Shire Parents Pin Hopes on School Holiday Soccer Camps

Jan 29, 20252 min read

Christmas lights adorn houses on a suburban street at night. Headline: "Crack Down on Festive Overstayers." Byline: Finn Seabrook, Local Correspondent.

Christmas lights adorn houses on a suburban street at night. Headline: "Crack Down on Festive Overstayers." Byline: Finn Seabrook, Local Correspondent.

Crack Down on Festive Overstayers: Christmas Light Fines Loom

Jan 12, 20252 min read

Fireworks explode over suburb houses at night, lighting up the sky with pink and white bursts. Byline Cove Smithson, Summer Intern Reporter, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Fireworks explode over suburb houses at night, lighting up the sky with pink and white bursts. Byline Cove Smithson, Summer Intern Reporter, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Explosive Nights: Mystery Fireworks Light Up Oyster Bay, Como, and Jannali

Jan 11, 20252 min read

Sutherland Shire Gazette headline "Sutherland Shire Declares National E-Bike Day After 97% of the Shire Kids Score Ebikes from Santa. Santa awarded an OAM". Image of Santa receving an award from smiling officials outdoors

Sutherland Shire Gazette headline "Sutherland Shire Declares National E-Bike Day After 97% of the Shire Kids Score Ebikes from Santa. Santa awarded an OAM". Image of Santa receving an award from smiling officials outdoors

Sutherland Shire Declares “National E-Bike Day” After 97% of The Shire’s Kids Score E-bikes From Santa. Santa Awarded With OAM”.

Dec 25, 20241 min read

Westfield Miranda sign, cars in gridlock traffic, blue sky. Headline: National Gridlock Landmark Amid Pre-Christmas Chaos. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Westfield Miranda sign, cars in gridlock traffic, blue sky. Headline: National Gridlock Landmark Amid Pre-Christmas Chaos. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Westfield Miranda Carpark Declared 'National Gridlock Landmark' Amid Pre-Christmas Chaos

Dec 21, 20242 min read

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