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"Building with large red star and Westfield sign, blue sky background. Headline text: "BREAKING: Shire Residents Demand Return of Miranda Fair’s Giant Red Star — “Our Eiffel Tower, Our Statue of Liberty, Our Soutjh Star.” Sutherland Shire Gazette.

"Building with large red star and Westfield sign, blue sky background. Headline text: "BREAKING: Shire Residents Demand Return of Miranda Fair’s Giant Red Star — “Our Eiffel Tower, Our Statue of Liberty, Our Soutjh Star.” Sutherland Shire Gazette.

BREAKING: Shire Residents Demand Return of Miranda Fair’s Giant Red Star — “Our Eiffel Tower, Our Statue of Liberty, Our Soutjh Star.”

Nov 28, 20252 min read

Family Holds Breath for Days Over Mum’s Spicy Message Teaser - Only for Her to Forget Entire Thing

Aug 31, 20252 min read

Newborns in a hospital nursery, nurses in the background. Text: Shire's Top Baby Boy Names for 2025 Revealed, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Newborns in a hospital nursery, nurses in the background. Text: Shire's Top Baby Boy Names for 2025 Revealed, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Shire’s Top Baby Boy Names for 2025 Revealed

Aug 6, 20251 min read

‘How’s The Weather?’ Declared Official Language of the Shire After Unprecedented Weekend of Relentless Rain and Reluctant Small Talk

Aug 3, 20252 min read

Man on bike passes colorful gift pile with balloons and a large "6" outside Sutherland Shire Gazette. Celebratory setting. Headline reads: Six Months of Shire Shenanigans - The Sutherland Shire Gazette Turns 6 Monthss Old - Community Shocked It Wasnt Just a Phase.

Man on bike passes colorful gift pile with balloons and a large "6" outside Sutherland Shire Gazette. Celebratory setting. Headline reads: Six Months of Shire Shenanigans - The Sutherland Shire Gazette Turns 6 Monthss Old - Community Shocked It Wasnt Just a Phase.

Six Months of Shire Shenanigans - The Sutherland Shire Gazette Turns 6 Months Old - Community Shocked It Wasnt Just a Phase

Jun 18, 20251 min read

People with shopping carts gather outside a Coles store after a lockout. The text describes them as shaken yet stocked. Hedline text: Shire Residents Emerge from 24-Hour Grocery Lockout, Visibly Shaken but Stocked

People with shopping carts gather outside a Coles store after a lockout. The text describes them as shaken yet stocked. Hedline text: Shire Residents Emerge from 24-Hour Grocery Lockout, Visibly Shaken but Stocked

Shire Residents Emerge from 24-Hour Supermarket Lockout, Visibly Shaken but Stocked

Apr 19, 20252 min read

Pile of trash bags and furniture on suburban street. Headline Text: "Clean-Up Creep Outed as Serial Suburban Dumper in Exclusive Tell-All"

Pile of trash bags and furniture on suburban street. Headline Text: "Clean-Up Creep Outed as Serial Suburban Dumper in Exclusive Tell-All"

Clean-Up Creep: Local Man Outs Himself as Serial Suburban Dumper in Exclusive Tell-All

Apr 16, 20252 min read

A woman points at food in a fish and chip shop. Customers line up. The text discusses a new vegan's dilemma with chicken salt.

A woman points at food in a fish and chip shop. Customers line up. The text discusses a new vegan's dilemma with chicken salt.

Newly Vegan Local Faces Moral Crisis Over Chicken Salt: "I Wasn't Ready for This"

Apr 12, 20251 min read

Man holds large cardboard box in living room. Headline reads: "Local Man Weighs Future of Cardboard Box Like Real Estate Investment."

Man holds large cardboard box in living room. Headline reads: "Local Man Weighs Future of Cardboard Box Like Real Estate Investment."

It’s Just Too Good to Throw Out’: Local Man Weighs Future of Cardboard Box Like It's a Real Estate Investment

Apr 8, 20252 min read

Sutherland Shire declares independence - now a sovereign nation. Highway toll booths with cars; sign reads "Welcome to The People's Republic of Sutherland Shire."

Sutherland Shire declares independence - now a sovereign nation. Highway toll booths with cars; sign reads "Welcome to The People's Republic of Sutherland Shire."

Sutherland Shire Declares Independence - Now a Sovereign Nation.

Apr 1, 20251 min read

Cars at Oak Road Kirrawee intersection under cloudy sky, featuring a makeshift turning lane. Headline above reads, "Local Driver Builds Own Lane."

Cars at Oak Road Kirrawee intersection under cloudy sky, featuring a makeshift turning lane. Headline above reads, "Local Driver Builds Own Lane."

Local Driver Gives Up on Council, Builds Own Lane at Oak Road Intersection

Mar 31, 20251 min read

Aerial view of an empty Cronulla Sharks football stadium beside apartment buildings, surrounded by trees. Headline: Exclusive Investigation on 'North Cronulla Surf Club Virus' by Harper Vale.

Aerial view of an empty Cronulla Sharks football stadium beside apartment buildings, surrounded by trees. Headline: Exclusive Investigation on 'North Cronulla Surf Club Virus' by Harper Vale.

Mysterious Delay Syndrome Spreads: Sharks Leagues Club Caught ‘North Cronulla Virus’

Mar 29, 20251 min read

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