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Man on forklift surrounded by Costco boxes in garage cold storage facility. Headline: Local Family's quest for savings at Costco costs more than mortgage. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Man on forklift surrounded by Costco boxes in garage cold storage facility. Headline: Local Family's quest for savings at Costco costs more than mortgage. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Local Family’s Quest for “Savings” at Costco Now Costs More Than Mortgage

Jun 142 min read

Metro Petroleum Jannali fuel station with pumps closed. Sign shows fuel prices. Headline Text: Locals enter fuel mourning as metro jannali shuts pumps: we're not ready for reddy. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Metro Petroleum Jannali fuel station with pumps closed. Sign shows fuel prices. Headline Text: Locals enter fuel mourning as metro jannali shuts pumps: we're not ready for reddy. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Locals Enter Fuel Mourning as Metro Jannali Shuts Pumps: ‘We’re Not Ready for Reddy’

May 272 min read

Turquoise caravan converted to mobile petrol station, labeled "Yatesy's Mobile Servo," parked on suburban street. Text overlay: Sutherland Shire Gazette. Headline: Yatsey's Mobile Metro - Shire Man Converts Caravan into Roving Petrol Station, With Greensleeves on Loudspeaker.

Turquoise caravan converted to mobile petrol station, labeled "Yatesy's Mobile Servo," parked on suburban street. Text overlay: Sutherland Shire Gazette. Headline: Yatsey's Mobile Metro - Shire Man Converts Caravan into Roving Petrol Station, With Greensleeves on Loudspeaker.

Yatesy’s Mobile Metro: Shire Man Converts Caravan into Roving Petrol Station, With Greensleeves on Loudspeaker.

May 92 min read

Image of a Metro petrol station with cars refueling. Sutherland Shire Gazette branding visible. Headline text reads: Shire Drivers Burn More Fuel Trying to Save Fuel in Great Petrol Price Pilgramage.

Image of a Metro petrol station with cars refueling. Sutherland Shire Gazette branding visible. Headline text reads: Shire Drivers Burn More Fuel Trying to Save Fuel in Great Petrol Price Pilgramage.

Shire Drivers Burn More Fuel Trying to Save Fuel in Great Petrol Price Pilgrimage

May 51 min read

Group holding signs that read "Secure the BBQ" and "Sausage Integrity" at a barbecue event. Grilled sausages on display with a casual atmosphere. Headline reads: Ëlection 2025 - Major parties clash on sausage policy as nation grills itself intodecision.

Group holding signs that read "Secure the BBQ" and "Sausage Integrity" at a barbecue event. Grilled sausages on display with a casual atmosphere. Headline reads: Ëlection 2025 - Major parties clash on sausage policy as nation grills itself intodecision.

Election 2025: Major Parties Clash on Sausage Policy as Nation Grills Itself into Decision

May 32 min read

Smiling woman holds phone in a bright kitchen with flowers. Headline: Local mum "Definitely not in MLM", Just Passionate About Sharing Discounted Essential Oils and Financial Freedom. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Smiling woman holds phone in a bright kitchen with flowers. Headline: Local mum "Definitely not in MLM", Just Passionate About Sharing Discounted Essential Oils and Financial Freedom. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Local Mum “Definitely Not in MLM”, Just Passionate About Sharing Discounted Essential Oils and Financial Freedom

Apr 261 min read

Crowd at fairground with Ferris wheel and rides. Headline: Pop up lender at Miranda fair offering 30 year mortgages for tickets to attend the royal easter show. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Crowd at fairground with Ferris wheel and rides. Headline: Pop up lender at Miranda fair offering 30 year mortgages for tickets to attend the royal easter show. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Pop-Up Lender at Miranda Fair Now Offering 30-Year Mortgages for Tickets To Attend The Royal Easter Show

Apr 101 min read

Man holds large cardboard box in living room. Headline reads: "Local Man Weighs Future of Cardboard Box Like Real Estate Investment."

Man holds large cardboard box in living room. Headline reads: "Local Man Weighs Future of Cardboard Box Like Real Estate Investment."

It’s Just Too Good to Throw Out’: Local Man Weighs Future of Cardboard Box Like It's a Real Estate Investment

Apr 82 min read

Aerial view of an empty Cronulla Sharks football stadium beside apartment buildings, surrounded by trees. Headline: Exclusive Investigation on 'North Cronulla Surf Club Virus' by Harper Vale.

Aerial view of an empty Cronulla Sharks football stadium beside apartment buildings, surrounded by trees. Headline: Exclusive Investigation on 'North Cronulla Surf Club Virus' by Harper Vale.

Mysterious Delay Syndrome Spreads: Sharks Leagues Club Caught ‘North Cronulla Virus’

Mar 291 min read

Cafe scene with people drinking coffee. Menu hangs on the wall. Headline "Brewxiety" sweets the shire as coffee prices soar - residents now ducking, dodging, faking phone calls to avoid coffee shout".

Cafe scene with people drinking coffee. Menu hangs on the wall. Headline "Brewxiety" sweets the shire as coffee prices soar - residents now ducking, dodging, faking phone calls to avoid coffee shout".

“Brewxiety” Sweeps the Shire as Coffee Prices Soar—Residents Now Ducking, Dodging, and Faking Phone Calls to Avoid Coffee Shout

Mar 242 min read

Pharmacist assists woman in busy store filled with medicines. Sign reads "EXPOSED: The Great Chemist Conspiracy." Discount banners visible.

Pharmacist assists woman in busy store filled with medicines. Sign reads "EXPOSED: The Great Chemist Conspiracy." Discount banners visible.

EXPOSED: The Great Chemist Conspiracy - Why Does This Discount Pharmacy Move at Snail Pace in Caringbah but at Warp Speed in Miranda?

Mar 172 min read

Doctors in blue scrubs perform plumbing tasks in a workshop. Others in white coats stand outside TAFE NSW. Headline: "Stethoscopes to Spanners."

Doctors in blue scrubs perform plumbing tasks in a workshop. Others in white coats stand outside TAFE NSW. Headline: "Stethoscopes to Spanners."

From Stethoscopes to Spanners: Shire GPs Ditch Medicine for Plumbing as Patients Prefer to Pay Tradie Rates

Mar 51 min read

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