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Woman on a knee scooter in a park with green foliage, wearing a bright patterned top. Headline text reads: EXCLUSIVE: Linguists Confirm ‘I Had a Fall’ Now Officially Marks Entry into a New Life Stage. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Woman on a knee scooter in a park with green foliage, wearing a bright patterned top. Headline text reads: EXCLUSIVE: Linguists Confirm ‘I Had a Fall’ Now Officially Marks Entry into a New Life Stage. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

EXCLUSIVE: Linguists Confirm ‘I Had a Fall’ Now Officially Marks Entry into a New Life Stage.

Dec 8, 20252 min read

Man in a blue shirt with "Warning: May Contain Puns" stands next to a laptop showing a GoFundMe page. Bookshelf in the background. Headline text: BREAKING: Local Man Launches GoFundMe to Help Residents Born Without Humour Chromosome — Promises “Satire Infusion” From Barry Humphries Gene Bank. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Man in a blue shirt with "Warning: May Contain Puns" stands next to a laptop showing a GoFundMe page. Bookshelf in the background. Headline text: BREAKING: Local Man Launches GoFundMe to Help Residents Born Without Humour Chromosome — Promises “Satire Infusion” From Barry Humphries Gene Bank. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

BREAKING: Local Man Launches GoFundMe to Help Residents Born Without Humour Chromosome — Promises “Satire Infusion” From Barry Humphries Gene Bank.

Dec 6, 20252 min read

Woman in a car with a determined look. Headline above reads, ‘Didn’t Ask, Don’t Care’: Shire Woman Officially Enters Perimenopause Era, Declares It a Liberation Movement. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Woman in a car with a determined look. Headline above reads, ‘Didn’t Ask, Don’t Care’: Shire Woman Officially Enters Perimenopause Era, Declares It a Liberation Movement. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

‘Didn’t Ask, Don’t Care’: Shire Woman Officially Enters Perimenopause Era, Declares It a Liberation Movement

Nov 17, 20251 min read

EXCLUSIVE: More Dumbbells and Kettles Than Parking Spaces - Sutherland Shire Council To Declare “Protected Muscle Zone” for Kirrawee and Taren Point.

EXCLUSIVE: More Dumbbells and Kettles Than Parking Spaces - Sutherland Shire Council To Declare “Protected Muscle Zone” for Kirrawee and Taren Point.

EXCLUSIVE: More Dumbbells and Kettles Than Parking Spaces - Sutherland Shire Council To Declare “Protected Muscle Zone” for Kirrawee and Taren Point.

Nov 10, 20251 min read

Shire Woman Hires Private Investigator After Hairdresser Disappears Without Trace

Aug 29, 20251 min read

Blakey Johnston leads Cronulla to Victory Smashing World Record for Biggest Paddle Out in Support of Youth Mental Health

Mar 15, 20252 min read

Three women in elegant dresses speak at a podium holding awards. Text: "Local Mums Nominated for Nobel Prize in Medicine."

Three women in elegant dresses speak at a podium holding awards. Text: "Local Mums Nominated for Nobel Prize in Medicine."

Local Shire Mums Nominated for Nobel Prize in Medicine for Diagnosing Rashes and Tummy Troubles

Jan 14, 20252 min read

Two women holding acai bowls on a sunny beach with a blue van. Text discusses Sutherland Shire's acai bowl black market amid crisis.

Two women holding acai bowls on a sunny beach with a blue van. Text discusses Sutherland Shire's acai bowl black market amid crisis.

Sutherland Shire Grapples With Surging Acai Bowl Black Market Amongst Cost of Living Crisis

Dec 30, 20241 min read

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