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Headline: The Block Heads to Greenhills Beach Shire Braces for Renovation Drama. Image of Film crew outside a modern house at Greenhills Beach, Cronulla. Cameras are set up, capturing the scene. Sky is clear blue. "Sutherland Shire Gazette" text visible.

Headline: The Block Heads to Greenhills Beach Shire Braces for Renovation Drama. Image of Film crew outside a modern house at Greenhills Beach, Cronulla. Cameras are set up, capturing the scene. Sky is clear blue. "Sutherland Shire Gazette" text visible.

The Block Heads to Greenhills Beach: Shire Braces for Renovation Drama

Jan 82 min read

Loftus Dad Declared ‘Tech Archaeologist’ After Hoarding Vintage Cables for Decades

Jan 62 min read

Fire truck and police car with flashing lights on a street at night. Text: "BREAKING: Sirens on President Avenue: Shire residents demand answers as investigations ramp up". Mood: urgent.

Fire truck and police car with flashing lights on a street at night. Text: "BREAKING: Sirens on President Avenue: Shire residents demand answers as investigations ramp up". Mood: urgent.

Sirens on President Avenue: Shire Residents Demand Answers as Investigations Ramp Up

Jan 52 min read

Cronulla Mall Declares Walking Outdated: Fatboy E-Bikes Now Mandatory

Jan 42 min read

Man in a suit cuts a blue ribbon at The Vinyl Room's heritage listing event. Plaque visible, crowd smiles, festive mood. Headline: Iconic Gymea nightclub Vinyl Room Receives Heritage Listing

Man in a suit cuts a blue ribbon at The Vinyl Room's heritage listing event. Plaque visible, crowd smiles, festive mood. Headline: Iconic Gymea nightclub Vinyl Room Receives Heritage Listing

Iconic Gymea Nightclub Vinyl Room Receives Heritage Listing

Jan 32 min read

Two boats on a blue river with people enjoying the ride. Houses and trees in the background. Headline reads: "Port Hacking vs. Georges River: Shire's Great Waterway Debate Reignites in time for summer." Byline Finn Seabrook Local Correspondent Sutherland Shire Gazette

Two boats on a blue river with people enjoying the ride. Houses and trees in the background. Headline reads: "Port Hacking vs. Georges River: Shire's Great Waterway Debate Reignites in time for summer." Byline Finn Seabrook Local Correspondent Sutherland Shire Gazette

Port Hacking vs. Georges River: Shire’s Great Waterway Debate Reignites in Time for Summer

Jan 1, 20252 min read

Three smiling construction workers in yellow vests toast with champagne in a bar. Headline reads: "Tradies Prefer Moët Over Great Northern."

Three smiling construction workers in yellow vests toast with champagne in a bar. Headline reads: "Tradies Prefer Moët Over Great Northern."

Sutherland Shire Tradies Spark National Shock: Turns Out They Prefer Moet to Great Northern

Dec 31, 20241 min read

Groundhog Year: Shire Residents Shocked and Disappointed to Discover No Local New Years Fireworks (Again)

Dec 31, 20242 min read

Two women holding acai bowls on a sunny beach with a blue van. Text discusses Sutherland Shire's acai bowl black market amid crisis.

Two women holding acai bowls on a sunny beach with a blue van. Text discusses Sutherland Shire's acai bowl black market amid crisis.

Sutherland Shire Grapples With Surging Acai Bowl Black Market Amongst Cost of Living Crisis

Dec 30, 20241 min read

Bulldog with rose in mouth on beach. Text above reads: "Cronulla Scavenger Hunt ends in proposal; dogs now wedding planners."

Bulldog with rose in mouth on beach. Text above reads: "Cronulla Scavenger Hunt ends in proposal; dogs now wedding planners."

From Paws to Proposal: Cronulla Dog Crafts Ultimate Scavenger Hunt Engagement

Dec 29, 20242 min read

Sutherland Shire Gazette news headline "Local Scandal: Greenshills Beach Cronulla Home Caught in Colour Code Breach". Image of white coastal homes and ocean in the background, vibrant colours.

Sutherland Shire Gazette news headline "Local Scandal: Greenshills Beach Cronulla Home Caught in Colour Code Breach". Image of white coastal homes and ocean in the background, vibrant colours.

Local Scandal: Greenhills Beach Cronulla Home Caught in Colour Code Breach

Dec 28, 20241 min read

Sutherland Shire Gazette Headline: "Local Man Rescued by PolAir from Westfield Miranda Carpark. 2-Day Christmas Shopping Ordeal." Westfield sign and cars visible.

Sutherland Shire Gazette Headline: "Local Man Rescued by PolAir from Westfield Miranda Carpark. 2-Day Christmas Shopping Ordeal." Westfield sign and cars visible.

Local Man Rescued By PolAir from Westfield Miranda Carpark After 2-Day Christmas Shopping Ordeal

Dec 27, 20242 min read

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