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Dachshund on cushion in modern room with large windows. Headline: "Cronulla Woman Finally Meets Decent Bloke – But Her Possessive Sausage Dog Says No". Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Dachshund on cushion in modern room with large windows. Headline: "Cronulla Woman Finally Meets Decent Bloke – But Her Possessive Sausage Dog Says No". Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Cronulla Woman Finally Meets Decent Bloke — But Her Possessive Sausage Dog Says No

3 days ago1 min read

Row of colored bins with numbers on a suburban street. Headline reads "Wheelie Serious - Bin Placement Ballot to Launch After Kerbside Tensions Explode." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Row of colored bins with numbers on a suburban street. Headline reads "Wheelie Serious - Bin Placement Ballot to Launch After Kerbside Tensions Explode." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Wheelie Serious - Bin Placement Ballot to Launch After Kerbside Tensions Explode

4 days ago1 min read

People sit around a backyard firepit at night, chatting and drinking. An owl perches on a clothesline. Cheese board on a cooler nearby. Headline Text: Local Woman Mistaken for Mouse by Powerful Owl During Firepit Wee. Sutherland Shire Gazette

People sit around a backyard firepit at night, chatting and drinking. An owl perches on a clothesline. Cheese board on a cooler nearby. Headline Text: Local Woman Mistaken for Mouse by Powerful Owl During Firepit Wee. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Local Woman Mistaken for Mouse by Powerful Owl During Firepit Wee

5 days ago2 min read

Man in bubble wrap suit in hardware store aisle. Headline reads "EXCLUSIVE: Local Dad Accidentally Becomes Performance Artist After Trying to Impress Private School Parents wiht Bubble Wrap Bonanza". Sutherland Shire Gazette

Man in bubble wrap suit in hardware store aisle. Headline reads "EXCLUSIVE: Local Dad Accidentally Becomes Performance Artist After Trying to Impress Private School Parents wiht Bubble Wrap Bonanza". Sutherland Shire Gazette

Local Dad Accidentally Becomes Performance Artist After Trying to Impress Private School Parents with Bubble Wrap Bonanza

Jun 202 min read

People walk dogs and hold coffee on Cronulla Esplanade at sunrise. Text: One Woman's Quest to Walk the Cronulla Esplanade Without Running into Ex. Sutherland Shire Gazette

People walk dogs and hold coffee on Cronulla Esplanade at sunrise. Text: One Woman's Quest to Walk the Cronulla Esplanade Without Running into Ex. Sutherland Shire Gazette

One Woman’s Quest to Walk the Cronulla Esplanade Without Running Into an Ex

Jun 172 min read

We Asked 10 Local Tradies If They’d Ever Finished a Job ‘Next Thursday’ - Only One Told the Truth

Jun 161 min read

Man on forklift surrounded by Costco boxes in garage cold storage facility. Headline: Local Family's quest for savings at Costco costs more than mortgage. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Man on forklift surrounded by Costco boxes in garage cold storage facility. Headline: Local Family's quest for savings at Costco costs more than mortgage. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Local Family’s Quest for “Savings” at Costco Now Costs More Than Mortgage

Jun 142 min read

Surveyors in yellow vests work on Audley Weir. Bridge and water in background. Headline Text reads Surveyors Spotted at Audley Weir, Local Daring to Dream: "Is this... a Bridge?" Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Surveyors in yellow vests work on Audley Weir. Bridge and water in background. Headline Text reads Surveyors Spotted at Audley Weir, Local Daring to Dream: "Is this... a Bridge?" Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Surveyors Spotted at Audley Weir, Locals Daring to Dream: “Is This... a Bridge?”

Jun 132 min read

Image shows palm-lined street The Kingsway Cronulla, buildings, and clear sky. Headline reads: CRonulla in Mourning as Palm Trees Face the Chop. Locals Demand State Funeral for Fallen Fronds. Text includes "Sutherland Shire Gazette."

Image shows palm-lined street The Kingsway Cronulla, buildings, and clear sky. Headline reads: CRonulla in Mourning as Palm Trees Face the Chop. Locals Demand State Funeral for Fallen Fronds. Text includes "Sutherland Shire Gazette."

Cronulla in Mourning as Palm Trees Face the Chop: Locals Demand State Funeral for Fallen Fronds

Jun 122 min read

Freedom Backfires - Local Woman Retires, Immediately Declutters Husband’s Entire Garage ‘For Joy’

Jun 112 min read

Young Bloke on T4 Commute Recounts Vivid Trip Like It Was Antarctic Expedition, Mentions Frostbite and $280 Socks

Jun 102 min read

Kings Birthday Honours List Includes Two Shire Residents and One Seagull

Jun 91 min read

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