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A smartphone displays a map with a location pin on Miranda, NSW. Headline: Cronulla local tracks runaway keys in bizarre shire-wide high speed chase. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

A smartphone displays a map with a location pin on Miranda, NSW. Headline: Cronulla local tracks runaway keys in bizarre shire-wide high speed chase. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Cronulla Local Tracks Runaway Keys in Bizarre Shire-Wide High Speed Chase

Sep 82 min read

Shire Woman Hires Private Investigator After Hairdresser Disappears Without Trace

Aug 291 min read

Person walking a dog on a sunny sutherland shire suburban street lined with blooming jacaranda trees. Headline Text says, "Sun Spotted Over the Shire - REsidents Unsure Whether to Rejoince or Call the SES". Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Person walking a dog on a sunny sutherland shire suburban street lined with blooming jacaranda trees. Headline Text says, "Sun Spotted Over the Shire - REsidents Unsure Whether to Rejoince or Call the SES". Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Sun Spotted Over the Sutherland Shire - Residents Unsure Whether to Rejoice or Call the SES

Aug 241 min read

Woman stands confidently next to a car; man exits another with raised hands. Headline text: Local Woman Nominated for Bravery Award After Gentle Parenting Road Rager at Miranda's Five Ways Intersection. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Woman stands confidently next to a car; man exits another with raised hands. Headline text: Local Woman Nominated for Bravery Award After Gentle Parenting Road Rager at Miranda's Five Ways Intersection. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Local Woman Nominated for Bravery Award After Gentle Parenting Road Rager at Miranda's Five Ways Intersection

Jul 212 min read

People sit around a backyard firepit at night, chatting and drinking. An owl perches on a clothesline. Cheese board on a cooler nearby. Headline Text: Local Woman Mistaken for Mouse by Powerful Owl During Firepit Wee. Sutherland Shire Gazette

People sit around a backyard firepit at night, chatting and drinking. An owl perches on a clothesline. Cheese board on a cooler nearby. Headline Text: Local Woman Mistaken for Mouse by Powerful Owl During Firepit Wee. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Local Woman Mistaken for Mouse by Powerful Owl During Firepit Wee

Jun 222 min read

Audley Weir reopens as water recedes. Road is clear; trees line the background. Headline reads: "Freedom Flows Again: Audley Weir Reopens Today Holding Bundeena and Maianbar Hostage With a Puddle.

Audley Weir reopens as water recedes. Road is clear; trees line the background. Headline reads: "Freedom Flows Again: Audley Weir Reopens Today Holding Bundeena and Maianbar Hostage With a Puddle.

Freedom Flows Again: Audley Weir Reopens After Holding Bundeena and Maianbar Hostage With a Puddle

May 252 min read

A tin shed and tall suspicious plants in a garden are shown. Sutherland Shire Gazette text: Headline: Its definitely about me: Woronora Heights Uni Student Convinced PolAir Chopper is Targetting His Backyard Botany Project.

A tin shed and tall suspicious plants in a garden are shown. Sutherland Shire Gazette text: Headline: Its definitely about me: Woronora Heights Uni Student Convinced PolAir Chopper is Targetting His Backyard Botany Project.

"Its Definitely About Me": Woronora Heights Uni Student Convinced PolAir Chopper is Targetting His Backyard 'Botany Project'.

May 122 min read

Package under a tree in a park. Playground in the background. Headline Text: Local Retired detectives launch emergency service to find missing deliveries: We solved Murders - we can handle amazon and uber eats.Sutherland Shire Gazette

Package under a tree in a park. Playground in the background. Headline Text: Local Retired detectives launch emergency service to find missing deliveries: We solved Murders - we can handle amazon and uber eats.Sutherland Shire Gazette

Local Retired Detectives Launch Emergency Service to Find Your Missing Deliveries: “We Solved Murders — We Can Handle UberEats and Amazon.

Apr 292 min read

People with shopping carts gather outside a Coles store after a lockout. The text describes them as shaken yet stocked. Hedline text: Shire Residents Emerge from 24-Hour Grocery Lockout, Visibly Shaken but Stocked

People with shopping carts gather outside a Coles store after a lockout. The text describes them as shaken yet stocked. Hedline text: Shire Residents Emerge from 24-Hour Grocery Lockout, Visibly Shaken but Stocked

Shire Residents Emerge from 24-Hour Supermarket Lockout, Visibly Shaken but Stocked

Apr 192 min read

Cyclists ride through a busy street, surrounded by pedestrians and cars. Headline reads: "Shire Staycation Spirals as Ebikes and Housebound Locals Collide in Chaotic Storm."

Cyclists ride through a busy street, surrounded by pedestrians and cars. Headline reads: "Shire Staycation Spirals as Ebikes and Housebound Locals Collide in Chaotic Storm."

Shire Staycation Spirals as Ebikes and Housebound Locals Collide in Chaotic Storm

Apr 182 min read

News article headline about a tech app for siren alerts. Fire trucks on a coastal road. Includes an app ad with pricing and features. Headline text: Just in: Shire tech bro entrepreneur invents app to monetise local panic - helicopter tracker included". Sutherland Shire Gazette

News article headline about a tech app for siren alerts. Fire trucks on a coastal road. Includes an app ad with pricing and features. Headline text: Just in: Shire tech bro entrepreneur invents app to monetise local panic - helicopter tracker included". Sutherland Shire Gazette

Shire Tech Bro Entrepreneur Invents App to Monetise Local Sirens Panic – Helicopter Tracker Included

Apr 92 min read

"News headline about local driver trapped in Kiora Mall car park, survives on banh mi. Image shows barred parking entry in garage."

"News headline about local driver trapped in Kiora Mall car park, survives on banh mi. Image shows barred parking entry in garage."

Local Driver Trapped in Kiora Mall Car Park - Survives on World’s Best Banh Mi

Mar 232 min read

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