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Shopping cart returned to a trolley bay in a parking lot marked by a Coles sign. Headline text: BREAKING: Kareela Shopping Village Shaken After Rogue Shopping Trolley Actually Returned to Trolley Bay - Authorities Urge Calm as Witnesses Treated at the Scene. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Shopping cart returned to a trolley bay in a parking lot marked by a Coles sign. Headline text: BREAKING: Kareela Shopping Village Shaken After Rogue Shopping Trolley Actually Returned to Trolley Bay - Authorities Urge Calm as Witnesses Treated at the Scene. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

BREAKING: Kareela Shopping Village Shaken After Rogue Shopping Trolley Actually Returned to Trolley Bay - Authorities Urge Calm as Witnesses Treated at the Scene.

Dec 3, 20252 min read

Man in a bright vest rides an e-bike on a sunny road. A crate with greens is on the back. Headline: Search underway for missing retired local man last seen eastbound on Captain Cook Drive - estimated arrival sunday.

Man in a bright vest rides an e-bike on a sunny road. A crate with greens is on the back. Headline: Search underway for missing retired local man last seen eastbound on Captain Cook Drive - estimated arrival sunday.

BREAKING: Search Underway for Retired Local Man Last Seen On E-Bike Heading Eastbound on Captain Cook Drive - Estimated Arrival, Sunday.

Nov 13, 20252 min read

A smartphone displays a map with a location pin on Miranda, NSW. Headline: Cronulla local tracks runaway keys in bizarre shire-wide high speed chase. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

A smartphone displays a map with a location pin on Miranda, NSW. Headline: Cronulla local tracks runaway keys in bizarre shire-wide high speed chase. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Cronulla Local Tracks Runaway Keys in Bizarre Shire-Wide High Speed Chase

Sep 8, 20252 min read

Shire Woman Hires Private Investigator After Hairdresser Disappears Without Trace

Aug 29, 20251 min read

Person walking a dog on a sunny sutherland shire suburban street lined with blooming jacaranda trees. Headline Text says, "Sun Spotted Over the Shire - REsidents Unsure Whether to Rejoince or Call the SES". Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Person walking a dog on a sunny sutherland shire suburban street lined with blooming jacaranda trees. Headline Text says, "Sun Spotted Over the Shire - REsidents Unsure Whether to Rejoince or Call the SES". Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Sun Spotted Over the Sutherland Shire - Residents Unsure Whether to Rejoice or Call the SES

Aug 24, 20251 min read

Woman stands confidently next to a car; man exits another with raised hands. Headline text: Local Woman Nominated for Bravery Award After Gentle Parenting Road Rager at Miranda's Five Ways Intersection. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Woman stands confidently next to a car; man exits another with raised hands. Headline text: Local Woman Nominated for Bravery Award After Gentle Parenting Road Rager at Miranda's Five Ways Intersection. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Local Woman Nominated for Bravery Award After Gentle Parenting Road Rager at Miranda's Five Ways Intersection

Jul 21, 20252 min read

People sit around a backyard firepit at night, chatting and drinking. An owl perches on a clothesline. Cheese board on a cooler nearby. Headline Text: Local Woman Mistaken for Mouse by Powerful Owl During Firepit Wee. Sutherland Shire Gazette

People sit around a backyard firepit at night, chatting and drinking. An owl perches on a clothesline. Cheese board on a cooler nearby. Headline Text: Local Woman Mistaken for Mouse by Powerful Owl During Firepit Wee. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Local Woman Mistaken for Mouse by Powerful Owl During Firepit Wee

Jun 22, 20252 min read

Audley Weir reopens as water recedes. Road is clear; trees line the background. Headline reads: "Freedom Flows Again: Audley Weir Reopens Today Holding Bundeena and Maianbar Hostage With a Puddle.

Audley Weir reopens as water recedes. Road is clear; trees line the background. Headline reads: "Freedom Flows Again: Audley Weir Reopens Today Holding Bundeena and Maianbar Hostage With a Puddle.

Freedom Flows Again: Audley Weir Reopens After Holding Bundeena and Maianbar Hostage With a Puddle

May 25, 20252 min read

A tin shed and tall suspicious plants in a garden are shown. Sutherland Shire Gazette text: Headline: Its definitely about me: Woronora Heights Uni Student Convinced PolAir Chopper is Targetting His Backyard Botany Project.

A tin shed and tall suspicious plants in a garden are shown. Sutherland Shire Gazette text: Headline: Its definitely about me: Woronora Heights Uni Student Convinced PolAir Chopper is Targetting His Backyard Botany Project.

"Its Definitely About Me": Woronora Heights Uni Student Convinced PolAir Chopper is Targetting His Backyard 'Botany Project'.

May 12, 20252 min read

Package under a tree in a park. Playground in the background. Headline Text: Local Retired detectives launch emergency service to find missing deliveries: We solved Murders - we can handle amazon and uber eats.Sutherland Shire Gazette

Package under a tree in a park. Playground in the background. Headline Text: Local Retired detectives launch emergency service to find missing deliveries: We solved Murders - we can handle amazon and uber eats.Sutherland Shire Gazette

Local Retired Detectives Launch Emergency Service to Find Your Missing Deliveries: “We Solved Murders — We Can Handle UberEats and Amazon.

Apr 29, 20252 min read

People with shopping carts gather outside a Coles store after a lockout. The text describes them as shaken yet stocked. Hedline text: Shire Residents Emerge from 24-Hour Grocery Lockout, Visibly Shaken but Stocked

People with shopping carts gather outside a Coles store after a lockout. The text describes them as shaken yet stocked. Hedline text: Shire Residents Emerge from 24-Hour Grocery Lockout, Visibly Shaken but Stocked

Shire Residents Emerge from 24-Hour Supermarket Lockout, Visibly Shaken but Stocked

Apr 19, 20252 min read

Cyclists ride through a busy street, surrounded by pedestrians and cars. Headline reads: "Shire Staycation Spirals as Ebikes and Housebound Locals Collide in Chaotic Storm."

Cyclists ride through a busy street, surrounded by pedestrians and cars. Headline reads: "Shire Staycation Spirals as Ebikes and Housebound Locals Collide in Chaotic Storm."

Shire Staycation Spirals as Ebikes and Housebound Locals Collide in Chaotic Storm

Apr 18, 20252 min read

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