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A couple hugs on a train platform, during the train strikes. Text: "Feelgood Friday News: Love on the Lines."

A couple hugs on a train platform, during the train strikes. Text: "Feelgood Friday News: Love on the Lines."

Love on the Lines: Train Strikes Spark Romance in the Shire

Jan 172 min read

Train at train station platform at night time. Headline: "Train Strikes Update: Lilli Pilli Resident Found in Dubbo." People walking on platform, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Train at train station platform at night time. Headline: "Train Strikes Update: Lilli Pilli Resident Found in Dubbo." People walking on platform, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Train Strikes Update: Lilli Pilli Resident Found in Dubbo After Falling Asleep During World’s Longest Commute

Jan 162 min read

Three women in elegant dresses speak at a podium holding awards. Text: "Local Mums Nominated for Nobel Prize in Medicine."

Three women in elegant dresses speak at a podium holding awards. Text: "Local Mums Nominated for Nobel Prize in Medicine."

Local Shire Mums Nominated for Nobel Prize in Medicine for Diagnosing Rashes and Tummy Troubles

Jan 142 min read

Sutherland Shire Gazette headline reads "Flower Felony or Fashion Faux Pas?" Image represents flowers in buckets outside a shop in Caringbah. Mood: quirky news.

Sutherland Shire Gazette headline reads "Flower Felony or Fashion Faux Pas?" Image represents flowers in buckets outside a shop in Caringbah. Mood: quirky news.

Flower Felony or Fashion Faux Pas? Man Bun Bandit Strikes Caringbah

Jan 132 min read

Fire trucks on a suburban street. Headline reads: "EXCLUSIVE INVESTIGATION: Shocking Truth Revealed - What All Those Sirens in the Shire Are Really About!". Byline reads Blake Curran, Investigative Journalist.

Fire trucks on a suburban street. Headline reads: "EXCLUSIVE INVESTIGATION: Shocking Truth Revealed - What All Those Sirens in the Shire Are Really About!". Byline reads Blake Curran, Investigative Journalist.

Shocking Truth Revealed - What All Those Sirens in the Shire Are Really About

Jan 102 min read

Police officers stand on a beach near a patrol car with flashing lights. Headline: . Byline: Blake Curran | Investigative Journalist | Sutherland Shire Gazette Byline: Blake Curran, Investigative Journalist, Sutherland Shire Gazette

Police officers stand on a beach near a patrol car with flashing lights. Headline: . Byline: Blake Curran | Investigative Journalist | Sutherland Shire Gazette Byline: Blake Curran, Investigative Journalist, Sutherland Shire Gazette

Cronulla's Shelly Beach Rockpool Scandal: Early Morning Whiteboard Rampage Sparks Outrage Among Swimmer

Jan 92 min read

Two people with a dog in a park, both in denim. One holds a black bag. Headline: Special Investigation Turf War Erupts Between Oyster Bay and Como Over Dog Poo Bag Diplomacy. By-line: Blake Curran Investigative Journalist, Sutherland Shire Gazette

Two people with a dog in a park, both in denim. One holds a black bag. Headline: Special Investigation Turf War Erupts Between Oyster Bay and Como Over Dog Poo Bag Diplomacy. By-line: Blake Curran Investigative Journalist, Sutherland Shire Gazette

Turf War Erupts Between Oyster Bay and Como Over Dog Poo Bin Bag Diplomacy

Jan 82 min read

Fire truck and police car with flashing lights on a street at night. Text: "BREAKING: Sirens on President Avenue: Shire residents demand answers as investigations ramp up". Mood: urgent.

Fire truck and police car with flashing lights on a street at night. Text: "BREAKING: Sirens on President Avenue: Shire residents demand answers as investigations ramp up". Mood: urgent.

Sirens on President Avenue: Shire Residents Demand Answers as Investigations Ramp Up

Jan 52 min read

Man in a suit cuts a blue ribbon at The Vinyl Room's heritage listing event. Plaque visible, crowd smiles, festive mood. Headline: Iconic Gymea nightclub Vinyl Room Receives Heritage Listing

Man in a suit cuts a blue ribbon at The Vinyl Room's heritage listing event. Plaque visible, crowd smiles, festive mood. Headline: Iconic Gymea nightclub Vinyl Room Receives Heritage Listing

Iconic Gymea Nightclub Vinyl Room Receives Heritage Listing

Jan 32 min read

Two boats on a blue river with people enjoying the ride. Houses and trees in the background. Headline reads: "Port Hacking vs. Georges River: Shire's Great Waterway Debate Reignites in time for summer." Byline Finn Seabrook Local Correspondent Sutherland Shire Gazette

Two boats on a blue river with people enjoying the ride. Houses and trees in the background. Headline reads: "Port Hacking vs. Georges River: Shire's Great Waterway Debate Reignites in time for summer." Byline Finn Seabrook Local Correspondent Sutherland Shire Gazette

Port Hacking vs. Georges River: Shire’s Great Waterway Debate Reignites in Time for Summer

Jan 1, 20252 min read

Three smiling construction workers in yellow vests toast with champagne in a bar. Headline reads: "Tradies Prefer Moët Over Great Northern."

Three smiling construction workers in yellow vests toast with champagne in a bar. Headline reads: "Tradies Prefer Moët Over Great Northern."

Sutherland Shire Tradies Spark National Shock: Turns Out They Prefer Moet to Great Northern

Dec 31, 20241 min read

Groundhog Year: Shire Residents Shocked and Disappointed to Discover No Local New Years Fireworks (Again)

Dec 31, 20242 min read

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