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Image shows Harris Farm Markets store entrance with fruit displays and price signs. Headline: Äll my mothers days have come at once": Mums lose it over harris farm miranda news - told to calm ya farm until November. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Image shows Harris Farm Markets store entrance with fruit displays and price signs. Headline: Äll my mothers days have come at once": Mums lose it over harris farm miranda news - told to calm ya farm until November. Sutherland Shire Gazette

“All My Mother’s Days Have Come at Once”: Shire Mums Lose It Over Harris Farm Miranda News, Told to Calm Ya Farm Until October

May 82 min read

BMW with raised wipers in a parking lot, Westfield building in background. Sutherland Shire Gazette headline: "BMW Driver Confuses Rooftop Car Park for Tetris Challenge."

BMW with raised wipers in a parking lot, Westfield building in background. Sutherland Shire Gazette headline: "BMW Driver Confuses Rooftop Car Park for Tetris Challenge."

BMW Driver Confuses Rooftop Car Park for Extreme Tetris Challenge — Casualties Include Common Sense

Mar 162 min read

Split image of Miranda Fair and Westfield shopping centers, highlighting the "Great Shire Identity Crisis." Text and logos are visible.

Split image of Miranda Fair and Westfield shopping centers, highlighting the "Great Shire Identity Crisis." Text and logos are visible.

Miranda Fair vs Westfield Miranda: The Great Shire Identity Crisis

Mar 21 min read

A newspaper headline discusses local support for a KFC in a city setting. The image shows Miranda KFC building with blue skies above.

A newspaper headline discusses local support for a KFC in a city setting. The image shows Miranda KFC building with blue skies above.

Local Icon, Finger-Lickin’ Landmark: Shire Rallies to Protect Beloved Miranda KFC Amid Chargrill Charlie’s Arrival in Sylvania

Jan 232 min read

Storefront at Southgate Sylvania with red signs announcing “Chargrill Charlie’s Coming Soon” in Sylvania. Text mentions gentrification. Bright and inviting.

Storefront at Southgate Sylvania with red signs announcing “Chargrill Charlie’s Coming Soon” in Sylvania. Text mentions gentrification. Bright and inviting.

Sylvania’s Gentrification Official: Chargrill Charlie’s Arrival Puts Shire on the Map

Jan 182 min read

Sutherland Shire Gazette Headline: "Local Man Rescued by PolAir from Westfield Miranda Carpark. 2-Day Christmas Shopping Ordeal." Westfield sign and cars visible.

Sutherland Shire Gazette Headline: "Local Man Rescued by PolAir from Westfield Miranda Carpark. 2-Day Christmas Shopping Ordeal." Westfield sign and cars visible.

Local Man Rescued By PolAir from Westfield Miranda Carpark After 2-Day Christmas Shopping Ordeal

Dec 26, 20242 min read

Westfield Miranda sign, cars in gridlock traffic, blue sky. Headline: National Gridlock Landmark Amid Pre-Christmas Chaos. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Westfield Miranda sign, cars in gridlock traffic, blue sky. Headline: National Gridlock Landmark Amid Pre-Christmas Chaos. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Westfield Miranda Carpark Declared 'National Gridlock Landmark' Amid Pre-Christmas Chaos

Dec 20, 20242 min read

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