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THE GAZETTE FESTIVE CHAOS SET - 8 CARDS

THE GAZETTE FESTIVE CHAOS SET - 8 CARDS

$25.00Price

Eight cards celebrating festive delusion, Shire pride, and the annual overcommitment to desserts no one actually likes. Perfect for locals, ex-locals, beach walkers and anyone who’s ever attempted to find a park at Cronulla in December.

 

Includes:

  1. Merry Christmas. Here’s to pretending we like pavlova again.
  2. Merry Christmas May your ham be glossy and your family drama minimal.
  3. May all your Christmas wishes come true - except the one about leaving the shire. Let’s be realistic.
  4. Season’s Greetings. May your festive energy outlast your patience.
  5. Wishing you a festive season as calm and joyful as the esplanade before 5am
  6. Season’s Greetings from God’s Country. May your summer be sandy, salty and slightly sarcastic.
  7. Season’s greetings. May your guests leave early and your pav hold its shape.
  8. Seasons greetings from the esplanade. Try not to get clipped by an e-bike.
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  • PRODUCT INFO

    Size: 11.7 × 18.2 cm

    Format: Folded greeting card

    Paper: 300gsm recycled stock (matte finish)

    Envelope: Includes premium white envelope

    Inside: Blank (for your message, excuses, or festive diplomacy)

    Back:

    The Sutherland Shire Gazette

    Local News & Nonsense

    @the_shire_gazette

     

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