THE GAZETTE FESTIVE CHAOS SET - 8 CARDS
Eight cards celebrating festive delusion, Shire pride, and the annual overcommitment to desserts no one actually likes. Perfect for locals, ex-locals, beach walkers and anyone who’s ever attempted to find a park at Cronulla in December.
Includes:
- Merry Christmas. Here’s to pretending we like pavlova again.
- Merry Christmas May your ham be glossy and your family drama minimal.
- May all your Christmas wishes come true - except the one about leaving the shire. Let’s be realistic.
- Season’s Greetings. May your festive energy outlast your patience.
- Wishing you a festive season as calm and joyful as the esplanade before 5am
- Season’s Greetings from God’s Country. May your summer be sandy, salty and slightly sarcastic.
- Season’s greetings. May your guests leave early and your pav hold its shape.
- Seasons greetings from the esplanade. Try not to get clipped by an e-bike.
PRODUCT INFO
Size: 11.7 × 18.2 cm
Format: Folded greeting card
Paper: 300gsm recycled stock (matte finish)
Envelope: Includes premium white envelope
Inside: Blank (for your message, excuses, or festive diplomacy)
Back:
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