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Shire Boarding School Headmaster smiling on a beach with a Boarding school resembling Hogwarts castle in the background. Text: Exclusive article about school holidays and boarding school rumors. Mood is whimsical.

Shire Boarding School Headmaster smiling on a beach with a Boarding school resembling Hogwarts castle in the background. Text: Exclusive article about school holidays and boarding school rumors. Mood is whimsical.

Longest School Holidays on Record Push Shire Parents to Breaking Point: Rumours of Cronulla Boarding School Emerge

Jan 31, 20252 min read

Commuters at Sutherland Station notice someone wearing unique leather-toed shoes. The mood is surprised. Text: Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Commuters at Sutherland Station notice someone wearing unique leather-toed shoes. The mood is surprised. Text: Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Commuter Causes Stir at Sutherland Station with Outrageous Leather-Toed Shoes

Jan 30, 20252 min read

Coach in blue kit with a whistle on a soccer field, parents and spectators in background. Headline: Dreams of the World Cup: Shire Parents Pin Hopes on School Holiday Soccer Camps.

Coach in blue kit with a whistle on a soccer field, parents and spectators in background. Headline: Dreams of the World Cup: Shire Parents Pin Hopes on School Holiday Soccer Camps.

Dreams of the World Cup: Shire Parents Pin Hopes on School Holiday Soccer Camps

Jan 29, 20252 min read

Two men hold a "Sandy Point Forever" sign in a park, amidst trees. They wear casual clothes and serious expressions.

Two men hold a "Sandy Point Forever" sign in a park, amidst trees. They wear casual clothes and serious expressions.

Sandy Point Tug-of-War: Sutherland Shire vs Liverpool in Boundary Battle

Jan 29, 20252 min read

Film crew setups outside Rydges hotel by the beach at sunset. Headline: "BREAKING: The White Lotus Rumoured To Be Eyeing Rydges Cronulla."

Film crew setups outside Rydges hotel by the beach at sunset. Headline: "BREAKING: The White Lotus Rumoured To Be Eyeing Rydges Cronulla."

Rumor Mill: The White Lotus Eyeing Rydges Cronulla for Next Season

Jan 28, 20252 min read

Sutherland Shire Gazette Headline: "Cheers to the Garbos: sutherland Shire's Boxing Day Bonanza". Image of beer six-pack on green bins. Suburban background, blue sky.

Sutherland Shire Gazette Headline: "Cheers to the Garbos: sutherland Shire's Boxing Day Bonanza". Image of beer six-pack on green bins. Suburban background, blue sky.

Cheers To The Garbos: Sutherland Shire’s Boxing Day Beer Bonanza

Jan 26, 20252 min read

Blue car parked on street in front of a house across the driveway blocking access. Headline and details overlayed about a local feud.

Blue car parked on street in front of a house across the driveway blocking access. Headline and details overlayed about a local feud.

Beach Day Blowout: Cronulla Driveway Drama Sparks Local Feud

Jan 26, 20252 min read

A newspaper headline discusses local support for a KFC in a city setting. The image shows Miranda KFC building with blue skies above.

A newspaper headline discusses local support for a KFC in a city setting. The image shows Miranda KFC building with blue skies above.

Local Icon, Finger-Lickin’ Landmark: Shire Rallies to Protect Beloved Miranda KFC Amid Chargrill Charlie’s Arrival in Sylvania

Jan 24, 20252 min read

Cyclists in gear ride in a street race. Background shows shops and spectators. Headline reads: "MAMILs Strike Back: E-Bike 500."

Cyclists in gear ride in a street race. Background shows shops and spectators. Headline reads: "MAMILs Strike Back: E-Bike 500."

MAMILs Strike Back: Middle-Aged Riders Announce Their Own E-Bike 500

Jan 23, 20252 min read

Men in suits stand by SUVs in the sand dunes, looking like an entourage. Headline reads: "EXCLUSIVE: Trump Targets Kurnell?" Sky is clear, creating a serious mood.

Men in suits stand by SUVs in the sand dunes, looking like an entourage. Headline reads: "EXCLUSIVE: Trump Targets Kurnell?" Sky is clear, creating a serious mood.

Trump Targets Kurnell? Locals Brace for "The Art of the Sand Deal"

Jan 22, 20252 min read

Cronulla Embraces the Behemoth: Introducing SUV-Only Roads and Supersized Parking Spaces

Jan 21, 20252 min read

Woman in yellow and green olympic tracksuit raises arms on stage to large beach crowd. Text: "Olympic Breakdancer to Headline Australia's Day Festivities".

Woman in yellow and green olympic tracksuit raises arms on stage to large beach crowd. Text: "Olympic Breakdancer to Headline Australia's Day Festivities".

Olympic Breakdancer Ray Gun to Headline Shire's Australia Day Festivities

Jan 20, 20252 min read

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