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Adults in a hallway look shocked at a whiteboard covered in game scores. Headline Text: Under 7's Soccer Regrading Scandal Erupts After 10-0 "Victory" Built Entirely on Wrong Goals. Parents Call for VAR Review.

Adults in a hallway look shocked at a whiteboard covered in game scores. Headline Text: Under 7's Soccer Regrading Scandal Erupts After 10-0 "Victory" Built Entirely on Wrong Goals. Parents Call for VAR Review.

Under 7's Soccer Regrading Scandal Erupts After 10-0 "Victory" Built Entirely on Wrong Goals. Parents Call for VAR Review.

Apr 28, 20252 min read

Man smiling in a kitchen while cutting a colorful birthday cake. Headline text reads: He's ruined it for the rest of us: local dad blacklisted by bloke community after nailing another ridiculous birthday cake.

Man smiling in a kitchen while cutting a colorful birthday cake. Headline text reads: He's ruined it for the rest of us: local dad blacklisted by bloke community after nailing another ridiculous birthday cake.

“He’s Ruined It for the Rest of Us”: Local Dad Blacklisted by Bloke Community After Nailing Another Ridiculous Kids Birthday Cake

Apr 27, 20252 min read

Smiling woman holds phone in a bright kitchen with flowers. Headline: Local mum "Definitely not in MLM", Just Passionate About Sharing Discounted Essential Oils and Financial Freedom. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Smiling woman holds phone in a bright kitchen with flowers. Headline: Local mum "Definitely not in MLM", Just Passionate About Sharing Discounted Essential Oils and Financial Freedom. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Local Mum “Definitely Not in MLM”, Just Passionate About Sharing Discounted Essential Oils and Financial Freedom

Apr 26, 20251 min read

Older adults enjoying coffee at a seaside cafe, smiling, with a golden retriever nearby, beach in the backgrond. Headline reads: "Make it Nuclear: Boomer Demand for 'Extra Hot' Coffee. Confirmed as Global Phenomenon"

Older adults enjoying coffee at a seaside cafe, smiling, with a golden retriever nearby, beach in the backgrond. Headline reads: "Make it Nuclear: Boomer Demand for 'Extra Hot' Coffee. Confirmed as Global Phenomenon"

“Make It Nuclear”: Boomer Demand for ‘Extra Hot’ Coffee Confirmed as Global Phenomenon

Apr 23, 20252 min read

Crane against a clear sky with trees and houses nearby. Headline: Anti-Development Lobby Calls For a 9 year crane to be Heritage-Listed as symbol of beautiful, eternal inaction. Text: Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Crane against a clear sky with trees and houses nearby. Headline: Anti-Development Lobby Calls For a 9 year crane to be Heritage-Listed as symbol of beautiful, eternal inaction. Text: Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Anti-Development Lobby Calls for 9-Year Crane to Be Heritage-Listed as Tower of Illawong - Symbol of Beautiful, Eternal Inaction

Apr 22, 20252 min read

A woman tends plants in a sunlit greenhouse surrounded by lush greenery. Text reveals a thriving nursery business story by Sutherland Shire Gazette. Headline text: Leaf it with me: Shire Woman Builds Thriving Nursery from Innocent Bunnings and Flower Power Cuttings.

A woman tends plants in a sunlit greenhouse surrounded by lush greenery. Text reveals a thriving nursery business story by Sutherland Shire Gazette. Headline text: Leaf it with me: Shire Woman Builds Thriving Nursery from Innocent Bunnings and Flower Power Cuttings.

Leaf It With Me”: Shire Woman Builds Thriving Nursery from ‘Innocent’ Bunnings and Flower Power Cuttings

Apr 21, 20252 min read

People with shopping carts gather outside a Coles store after a lockout. The text describes them as shaken yet stocked. Hedline text: Shire Residents Emerge from 24-Hour Grocery Lockout, Visibly Shaken but Stocked

People with shopping carts gather outside a Coles store after a lockout. The text describes them as shaken yet stocked. Hedline text: Shire Residents Emerge from 24-Hour Grocery Lockout, Visibly Shaken but Stocked

Shire Residents Emerge from 24-Hour Supermarket Lockout, Visibly Shaken but Stocked

Apr 19, 20252 min read

Traffic report collage shows gridlocked cars on a tree-lined street and a map with a marked route. Text discusses drivers and Sutherland Shire.

Traffic report collage shows gridlocked cars on a tree-lined street and a map with a marked route. Text discusses drivers and Sutherland Shire.

TRAFFIC REPORT: TAFE it or Leave it. Desperate Drivers Funnelled Through Educational Institution Car Park in Bold Shire Exit Attempt.

Apr 19, 20251 min read

Cyclists ride through a busy street, surrounded by pedestrians and cars. Headline reads: "Shire Staycation Spirals as Ebikes and Housebound Locals Collide in Chaotic Storm."

Cyclists ride through a busy street, surrounded by pedestrians and cars. Headline reads: "Shire Staycation Spirals as Ebikes and Housebound Locals Collide in Chaotic Storm."

Shire Staycation Spirals as Ebikes and Housebound Locals Collide in Chaotic Storm

Apr 18, 20252 min read

Pile of trash bags and furniture on suburban street. Headline Text: "Clean-Up Creep Outed as Serial Suburban Dumper in Exclusive Tell-All"

Pile of trash bags and furniture on suburban street. Headline Text: "Clean-Up Creep Outed as Serial Suburban Dumper in Exclusive Tell-All"

Clean-Up Creep: Local Man Outs Himself as Serial Suburban Dumper in Exclusive Tell-All

Apr 16, 20252 min read

Construction workers in yellow vests build a house frame under a blue sky. A white truck is parked in front. Headline Text reads "BREAKING: Apply Now, Cry Later: Sutherland Shire Council Achieves New Hieghts in DA Delays"

Construction workers in yellow vests build a house frame under a blue sky. A white truck is parked in front. Headline Text reads "BREAKING: Apply Now, Cry Later: Sutherland Shire Council Achieves New Hieghts in DA Delays"

“Apply Now, Cry Later”: Sutherland Council Achieves New Heights in DA Delays

Apr 15, 20251 min read

Man in suit with earphones holding a mug, smiling in an office. Headline Text: Exclusive - With No Kids or Chaos, Local City Worker Briefly Experiences Version of Sydney That Works. Article by Sandy Shores, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Man in suit with earphones holding a mug, smiling in an office. Headline Text: Exclusive - With No Kids or Chaos, Local City Worker Briefly Experiences Version of Sydney That Works. Article by Sandy Shores, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

With No Kids or Commuter Chaos, Local City Worker Briefly Experiences Version of Sydney That Works

Apr 14, 20251 min read

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