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BYD Electric cars charging in a crpark. Headline reads: "EXCLUSIVE: Inside the Rise of the Shire's ‘Temu Tesla’. - The EV That Whispered 'Close Enough'. Sutherland Shire Gazette

BYD Electric cars charging in a crpark. Headline reads: "EXCLUSIVE: Inside the Rise of the Shire's ‘Temu Tesla’. - The EV That Whispered 'Close Enough'. Sutherland Shire Gazette

EXCLUSIVE: Inside the Rise of the Shire's ‘Temu Tesla’ - The EV That Whispered ‘Close Enough'

4 days ago2 min read

Yellow train at a station under cloudy skies. Headline above reads, "Local commuter defies train physics with death stare and tote bag decoy." Sutherland Shire Gazette

Yellow train at a station under cloudy skies. Headline above reads, "Local commuter defies train physics with death stare and tote bag decoy." Sutherland Shire Gazette

JUST IN: Local Commuter Attempts to Defy Peak Hour Train Passenger Physics with Death Stare and Tote Bag Decoy

Jun 262 min read

Street intersection with traffic signs for Kingsway, President Ave in front of a glass building. Headline reads: Just In: Local Man's 8-Year Battle With The Boulevard, Kingsway and President Avenue Ends in Defeat. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Street intersection with traffic signs for Kingsway, President Ave in front of a glass building. Headline reads: Just In: Local Man's 8-Year Battle With The Boulevard, Kingsway and President Avenue Ends in Defeat. Sutherland Shire Gazette

JUST IN: Local Man's 8-Year Battle With The Boulevard, Kingsway and President Avenue Ends In Defeat.

Jun 252 min read

Dachshund on cushion in modern room with large windows. Headline: "Cronulla Woman Finally Meets Decent Bloke – But Her Possessive Sausage Dog Says No". Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Dachshund on cushion in modern room with large windows. Headline: "Cronulla Woman Finally Meets Decent Bloke – But Her Possessive Sausage Dog Says No". Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Cronulla Woman Finally Meets Decent Bloke — But Her Possessive Sausage Dog Says No

Jun 241 min read

Row of colored bins with numbers on a suburban street. Headline reads "Wheelie Serious - Bin Placement Ballot to Launch After Kerbside Tensions Explode." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Row of colored bins with numbers on a suburban street. Headline reads "Wheelie Serious - Bin Placement Ballot to Launch After Kerbside Tensions Explode." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Wheelie Serious - Bin Placement Ballot to Launch After Kerbside Tensions Explode

Jun 231 min read

People sit around a backyard firepit at night, chatting and drinking. An owl perches on a clothesline. Cheese board on a cooler nearby. Headline Text: Local Woman Mistaken for Mouse by Powerful Owl During Firepit Wee. Sutherland Shire Gazette

People sit around a backyard firepit at night, chatting and drinking. An owl perches on a clothesline. Cheese board on a cooler nearby. Headline Text: Local Woman Mistaken for Mouse by Powerful Owl During Firepit Wee. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Local Woman Mistaken for Mouse by Powerful Owl During Firepit Wee

Jun 222 min read

Cronulla Man Goes to Italy Once, Returns as Self-Appointed Expert in ‘Real Pizza’

Jun 211 min read

Man in bubble wrap suit in hardware store aisle. Headline reads "EXCLUSIVE: Local Dad Accidentally Becomes Performance Artist After Trying to Impress Private School Parents wiht Bubble Wrap Bonanza". Sutherland Shire Gazette

Man in bubble wrap suit in hardware store aisle. Headline reads "EXCLUSIVE: Local Dad Accidentally Becomes Performance Artist After Trying to Impress Private School Parents wiht Bubble Wrap Bonanza". Sutherland Shire Gazette

Local Dad Accidentally Becomes Performance Artist After Trying to Impress Private School Parents with Bubble Wrap Bonanza

Jun 202 min read

Parking garage with cars and a shopping cart containing taco shells. Headline: Trapped for day - Woman rescued from South Village car park after attempting to locate the legendary flora street exit. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Parking garage with cars and a shopping cart containing taco shells. Headline: Trapped for day - Woman rescued from South Village car park after attempting to locate the legendary flora street exit. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Trapped for Days: Woman Rescued from South Village Car Park After Attempting to Locate the Legendary Flora Street Exit

Jun 191 min read

Man on bike passes colorful gift pile with balloons and a large "6" outside Sutherland Shire Gazette. Celebratory setting. Headline reads: Six Months of Shire Shenanigans - The Sutherland Shire Gazette Turns 6 Monthss Old - Community Shocked It Wasnt Just a Phase.

Man on bike passes colorful gift pile with balloons and a large "6" outside Sutherland Shire Gazette. Celebratory setting. Headline reads: Six Months of Shire Shenanigans - The Sutherland Shire Gazette Turns 6 Monthss Old - Community Shocked It Wasnt Just a Phase.

Six Months of Shire Shenanigans - The Sutherland Shire Gazette Turns 6 Months Old - Community Shocked It Wasnt Just a Phase

Jun 181 min read

People walk dogs and hold coffee on Cronulla Esplanade at sunrise. Text: One Woman's Quest to Walk the Cronulla Esplanade Without Running into Ex. Sutherland Shire Gazette

People walk dogs and hold coffee on Cronulla Esplanade at sunrise. Text: One Woman's Quest to Walk the Cronulla Esplanade Without Running into Ex. Sutherland Shire Gazette

One Woman’s Quest to Walk the Cronulla Esplanade Without Running Into an Ex

Jun 172 min read

We Asked 10 Local Tradies If They’d Ever Finished a Job ‘Next Thursday’ - Only One Told the Truth

Jun 161 min read

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