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Pedestrians in Cronulla Mall wear flashing amber beacons. Ebike cyclists pass by. Headline Text reads: BREAKING: Cronulla Mall Doubles Down on Safety. Introduces Flashing Amber Beacons for Pedestrians After eBike Near-Misses. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Pedestrians in Cronulla Mall wear flashing amber beacons. Ebike cyclists pass by. Headline Text reads: BREAKING: Cronulla Mall Doubles Down on Safety. Introduces Flashing Amber Beacons for Pedestrians After eBike Near-Misses. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

BREAKING: Cronulla Mall Doubles Down on Safety. Introduces Flashing Amber Beacons for Pedestrians After eBike Near-Misses.

Jan 142 min read

Cronulla Mall with no pedestrian sign; rumor to ban walking for eBikes. Busy street, shops, palm tree. Headline text: BREAKING: Ride or Hide - Cronulla Mall Rumoured to Ban Walking, Prioritise eBikes Only.. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Cronulla Mall with no pedestrian sign; rumor to ban walking for eBikes. Busy street, shops, palm tree. Headline text: BREAKING: Ride or Hide - Cronulla Mall Rumoured to Ban Walking, Prioritise eBikes Only.. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

BREAKING: Ride or Hide - Cronulla Mall Rumoured to Ban Walking, Prioritise eBikes Only.

Jan 122 min read

Man in a bright vest rides an e-bike on a sunny road. A crate with greens is on the back. Headline: Search underway for missing retired local man last seen eastbound on Captain Cook Drive - estimated arrival sunday.

Man in a bright vest rides an e-bike on a sunny road. A crate with greens is on the back. Headline: Search underway for missing retired local man last seen eastbound on Captain Cook Drive - estimated arrival sunday.

BREAKING: Search Underway for Retired Local Man Last Seen On E-Bike Heading Eastbound on Captain Cook Drive - Estimated Arrival, Sunday.

Nov 13, 20252 min read

Locals Call for Dedicated ‘Wheelie Lane’ Across Captain Cook Bridge to Support Youth Innovation

Oct 27, 20251 min read

Cyclists ride through a busy street, surrounded by pedestrians and cars. Headline reads: "Shire Staycation Spirals as Ebikes and Housebound Locals Collide in Chaotic Storm."

Cyclists ride through a busy street, surrounded by pedestrians and cars. Headline reads: "Shire Staycation Spirals as Ebikes and Housebound Locals Collide in Chaotic Storm."

Shire Staycation Spirals as Ebikes and Housebound Locals Collide in Chaotic Storm

Apr 18, 20252 min read

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