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Phone screen showing a man holding a large fish on Instagram. Headline above: "Click of Shame - A Friday Night Harmless Ex-Stalk Turns Into Digital Horror Show" article by Skye Waverley, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Phone screen showing a man holding a large fish on Instagram. Headline above: "Click of Shame - A Friday Night Harmless Ex-Stalk Turns Into Digital Horror Show" article by Skye Waverley, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Click of Shame - A Friday Night Harmless Ex-Stalk Turns Into Digital Horror Show

Sep 62 min read

Local Woman Torn Between Love and Larceny After Discovering Boyfriend’s Entire Glassware Collection Is Stolen and Recycled

Sep 31 min read

"I just wanted to sit down"- Dave Speaks Out After Being Dumped for Trevor the Sausage Dog

Jul 152 min read

Dachshund on cushion in modern room with large windows. Headline: "Cronulla Woman Finally Meets Decent Bloke – But Her Possessive Sausage Dog Says No". Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Dachshund on cushion in modern room with large windows. Headline: "Cronulla Woman Finally Meets Decent Bloke – But Her Possessive Sausage Dog Says No". Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Cronulla Woman Finally Meets Decent Bloke — But Her Possessive Sausage Dog Says No

Jun 241 min read

People walk dogs and hold coffee on Cronulla Esplanade at sunrise. Text: One Woman's Quest to Walk the Cronulla Esplanade Without Running into Ex. Sutherland Shire Gazette

People walk dogs and hold coffee on Cronulla Esplanade at sunrise. Text: One Woman's Quest to Walk the Cronulla Esplanade Without Running into Ex. Sutherland Shire Gazette

One Woman’s Quest to Walk the Cronulla Esplanade Without Running Into an Ex

Jun 172 min read

Smiling woman in car wearing sunglasses. Headlines above: "Local Shire Woman Stuns Boyfriend with Flawless Reverse Parallel Park."

Smiling woman in car wearing sunglasses. Headlines above: "Local Shire Woman Stuns Boyfriend with Flawless Reverse Parallel Park."

Local Shire Woman Stuns ‘Across the Bridge’ Boyfriend with Flawless Newtown Reverse Parallel Park

Mar 92 min read

Male and Female Couple kissing on a train platform, with text about train strikes on Valentine's Day. Background shows train tracks and station signs. Romantic mood.

Male and Female Couple kissing on a train platform, with text about train strikes on Valentine's Day. Background shows train tracks and station signs. Romantic mood.

Love Delayed is Love Found: Train Strikes Return for Valentine’s Day Special

Feb 142 min read

A couple hugs on a train platform, during the train strikes. Text: "Feelgood Friday News: Love on the Lines."

A couple hugs on a train platform, during the train strikes. Text: "Feelgood Friday News: Love on the Lines."

Love on the Lines: Train Strikes Spark Romance in the Shire

Jan 172 min read

Bulldog with rose in mouth on beach. Text above reads: "Cronulla Scavenger Hunt ends in proposal; dogs now wedding planners."

Bulldog with rose in mouth on beach. Text above reads: "Cronulla Scavenger Hunt ends in proposal; dogs now wedding planners."

From Paws to Proposal: Cronulla Dog Crafts Ultimate Scavenger Hunt Engagement

Dec 29, 20242 min read

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