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Two men hold a "Sandy Point Forever" sign in a park, amidst trees. They wear casual clothes and serious expressions.

Two men hold a "Sandy Point Forever" sign in a park, amidst trees. They wear casual clothes and serious expressions.

Sandy Point Tug-of-War: Sutherland Shire vs Liverpool in Boundary Battle

Jan 282 min read

Sutherland Shire Gazette Headline: "Cheers to the Garbos: sutherland Shire's Boxing Day Bonanza". Image of beer six-pack on green bins. Suburban background, blue sky.

Sutherland Shire Gazette Headline: "Cheers to the Garbos: sutherland Shire's Boxing Day Bonanza". Image of beer six-pack on green bins. Suburban background, blue sky.

Cheers To The Garbos: Sutherland Shire’s Boxing Day Beer Bonanza

Jan 252 min read

Man in a suit cuts a blue ribbon at The Vinyl Room's heritage listing event. Plaque visible, crowd smiles, festive mood. Headline: Iconic Gymea nightclub Vinyl Room Receives Heritage Listing

Man in a suit cuts a blue ribbon at The Vinyl Room's heritage listing event. Plaque visible, crowd smiles, festive mood. Headline: Iconic Gymea nightclub Vinyl Room Receives Heritage Listing

Iconic Gymea Nightclub Vinyl Room Receives Heritage Listing

Jan 22 min read

Three smiling construction workers in yellow vests toast with champagne in a bar. Headline reads: "Tradies Prefer Moët Over Great Northern."

Three smiling construction workers in yellow vests toast with champagne in a bar. Headline reads: "Tradies Prefer Moët Over Great Northern."

Sutherland Shire Tradies Spark National Shock: Turns Out They Prefer Moet to Great Northern

Dec 30, 20241 min read

Two women holding acai bowls on a sunny beach with a blue van. Text discusses Sutherland Shire's acai bowl black market amid crisis.

Two women holding acai bowls on a sunny beach with a blue van. Text discusses Sutherland Shire's acai bowl black market amid crisis.

Sutherland Shire Grapples With Surging Acai Bowl Black Market Amongst Cost of Living Crisis

Dec 29, 20241 min read

Sutherland Shire Gazette news headline "Local Scandal: Greenshills Beach Cronulla Home Caught in Colour Code Breach". Image of white coastal homes and ocean in the background, vibrant colours.

Sutherland Shire Gazette news headline "Local Scandal: Greenshills Beach Cronulla Home Caught in Colour Code Breach". Image of white coastal homes and ocean in the background, vibrant colours.

Local Scandal: Greenhills Beach Cronulla Home Caught in Colour Code Breach

Dec 27, 20241 min read

Three people in pale linen outfits stand at a bar. Sutherland Shire Gazette Headline reads, "Cronulla RSL Unveils Bold New Dress Code: Pale Linen Only."

Three people in pale linen outfits stand at a bar. Sutherland Shire Gazette Headline reads, "Cronulla RSL Unveils Bold New Dress Code: Pale Linen Only."

Cronulla RSL Unveils Bold New Dress Code: Pale Linen only

Dec 23, 20242 min read

Sutherland Shire Gazette Headline: Just In: Skid Mark Scandal Shakes Quiet Sutherland Shire Strees. Image of Red ute with Australian flags parked on a suburban street. Trees and houses in background.

Sutherland Shire Gazette Headline: Just In: Skid Mark Scandal Shakes Quiet Sutherland Shire Strees. Image of Red ute with Australian flags parked on a suburban street. Trees and houses in background.

Skid Mark Scandal Shakes Quiet Sutherland Shire Street

Dec 22, 20241 min read

Man in Santa hat and apron grills meat outdoors, smiling, holding gravy. Another man stands nearby. Text: "National Gravy Day" headline.

Man in Santa hat and apron grills meat outdoors, smiling, holding gravy. Another man stands nearby. Text: "National Gravy Day" headline.

National Gravy Day: The Day Aussies Officially Declare “Shit Yeah, It’s Christmas!”

Dec 20, 20242 min read

Westfield Miranda sign, cars in gridlock traffic, blue sky. Headline: National Gridlock Landmark Amid Pre-Christmas Chaos. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Westfield Miranda sign, cars in gridlock traffic, blue sky. Headline: National Gridlock Landmark Amid Pre-Christmas Chaos. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Westfield Miranda Carpark Declared 'National Gridlock Landmark' Amid Pre-Christmas Chaos

Dec 20, 20242 min read

Three people ride e-bikes near the beach, seagulls flying above. Text reads: "Electric Dreams or Urban Nightmares?" from The Shire Gazette.

Three people ride e-bikes near the beach, seagulls flying above. Text reads: "Electric Dreams or Urban Nightmares?" from The Shire Gazette.

Electric Dreams Or Urban Nightmares? Cronulla’s E-bike and Scooter Standoff Escalates.

Dec 18, 20241 min read

Graduation ceremony with students in caps. Headline: "Local Student Scores ATAR 92, Sparks Parent Bragging." Trees surround a historic building.

Graduation ceremony with students in caps. Headline: "Local Student Scores ATAR 92, Sparks Parent Bragging." Trees surround a historic building.

“Future Prime Minister?”: Local Inaburra Student Scores HSC ATAR of 92, Sparks Shire-Wide Parent Bragging Epidemic

Dec 17, 20242 min read

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