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Dung beetle on pavement near dog poo. Headline text: “Dung Beetle Taskforce” Rumoured for Cronulla Esplanade to Tackle Poo Crisis. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Dung beetle on pavement near dog poo. Headline text: “Dung Beetle Taskforce” Rumoured for Cronulla Esplanade to Tackle Poo Crisis. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

“Dung Beetle Taskforce” Rumoured for Cronulla Esplanade to Tackle Poo Crisis

Aug 171 min read

Coastal landscape with greenery and ocean vista across Garie in the Royal National Park. Headline Text: "Garie Road Teased With Reopening Hopes—BOM forecast says 'Not So Fast'." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Coastal landscape with greenery and ocean vista across Garie in the Royal National Park. Headline Text: "Garie Road Teased With Reopening Hopes—BOM forecast says 'Not So Fast'." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Garie Road Teased With Reopening Hopes - BOM Forecast Says "Not So Fast"

Jul 312 min read

Image shows palm-lined street The Kingsway Cronulla, buildings, and clear sky. Headline reads: CRonulla in Mourning as Palm Trees Face the Chop. Locals Demand State Funeral for Fallen Fronds. Text includes "Sutherland Shire Gazette."

Image shows palm-lined street The Kingsway Cronulla, buildings, and clear sky. Headline reads: CRonulla in Mourning as Palm Trees Face the Chop. Locals Demand State Funeral for Fallen Fronds. Text includes "Sutherland Shire Gazette."

Cronulla in Mourning as Palm Trees Face the Chop: Locals Demand State Funeral for Fallen Fronds

Jun 122 min read

People gather near a colorful "Wheel of Fortune" at a council event. The mood is curious with a backdrop of a modern building. Headline": "Council Unveils Surprise Rezoning Plan: Residents Invited to Guess Their New Zoning.

People gather near a colorful "Wheel of Fortune" at a council event. The mood is curious with a backdrop of a modern building. Headline": "Council Unveils Surprise Rezoning Plan: Residents Invited to Guess Their New Zoning.

Sutherland Shire Council Unveils 'Surprise Rezoning' Plan: Residents Invited to Guess Their New Zoning

Jun 51 min read

Crane tower under blue sky in residential area. Text: EXCLUSIVE: Dreams Dashed - Shire Council Crane Policy Crushes Hopes for Tower of Illawong.

Crane tower under blue sky in residential area. Text: EXCLUSIVE: Dreams Dashed - Shire Council Crane Policy Crushes Hopes for Tower of Illawong.

Dreams Dashed: Shire Council Crane Policy Crushes Hopes for Tower of Illawong Crane.

May 102 min read

Construction workers in yellow vests build a house frame under a blue sky. A white truck is parked in front. Headline Text reads "BREAKING: Apply Now, Cry Later: Sutherland Shire Council Achieves New Hieghts in DA Delays"

Construction workers in yellow vests build a house frame under a blue sky. A white truck is parked in front. Headline Text reads "BREAKING: Apply Now, Cry Later: Sutherland Shire Council Achieves New Hieghts in DA Delays"

“Apply Now, Cry Later”: Sutherland Council Achieves New Heights in DA Delays

Apr 151 min read

Gold trophy with cross and landscape carvings, spotlighted on stage. Text: Sutherland Shire wins ‘God’s Country’ Award for 40th year. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Gold trophy with cross and landscape carvings, spotlighted on stage. Text: Sutherland Shire wins ‘God’s Country’ Award for 40th year. Sutherland Shire Gazette

BREAKING: Sutherland Shire Wins ‘God’s Country’ Award for 40th Straight Year

Mar 282 min read

Street scene with tipped garbage bins in a suburban area, trees lining the road. Headline: "Bonnet Bay Bin Carnage: Like Mad Max."

Street scene with tipped garbage bins in a suburban area, trees lining the road. Headline: "Bonnet Bay Bin Carnage: Like Mad Max."

Bonnet Bay Garbage Bin Carnage: “It’s Like a Scene from Mad Max”

Feb 82 min read

Two men hold a "Sandy Point Forever" sign in a park, amidst trees. They wear casual clothes and serious expressions.

Two men hold a "Sandy Point Forever" sign in a park, amidst trees. They wear casual clothes and serious expressions.

Sandy Point Tug-of-War: Sutherland Shire vs Liverpool in Boundary Battle

Jan 282 min read

Cronulla Embraces the Behemoth: Introducing SUV-Only Roads and Supersized Parking Spaces

Jan 202 min read

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