“Dung Beetle Taskforce” Rumoured for Cronulla Esplanade to Tackle Poo Crisis

Finn Seabrook | Local Correspondent | Sutherland Shire Gazette

17 August 2025

CRONULLA - In a move that has locals both intrigued and mildly horrified, whispers are circulating about a council pilot program to release thousands of dung beetles along the Cronulla Esplanade, Greenhills Beach, Como Dog Park and other popular dog-walking haunts.

The alleged plan, dubbed Operation Brown Gold, aims to tackle the stubborn issue of dog owners who seem physically incapable of bending down with a bag. Sources claim the beetles will be “fast, efficient, and largely unfazed by Labradoodle side-eye.”

Not everyone is on board. Critics worry the beetles may overstep their mandate, with fears they could begin reorganising picnic areas, burying lost thongs, or joining forces with ibis to form an unstoppable waste-management cartel.

One local jogger told The Sutherland Shire Gazette, “I’m not against dung beetles in principle, but imagine stopping mid-run only to see the footpath moving. That’s a hard no for me.”

Council has neither confirmed nor denied the rumours, but, Will, a source close to the matter says “They are exploring innovative, nature-based solutions to community challenges. That’s all we can say at this time.”

Meanwhile, dog owners across the Shire are reportedly scrambling to “look responsible” in case the beetles do arrive, prompting an unusual spike in biodegradable bag sales.

Until then, residents are advised to enjoy the Esplanade while it’s still beetle-free… and to maybe pick up after their dog, just in case.