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BREAKING news on the Sutherland Shire, observing a scenic forest view at sunset from a balcony. Caption reflects anticipation of weather.

BREAKING news on the Sutherland Shire, observing a scenic forest view at sunset from a balcony. Caption reflects anticipation of weather.

BREAKING: Entire Sutherland Shire Pauses Life to Await the Southerly - Locals Begin Facing South Like Weather-Dependent Sunflowers.

Jan 102 min read

Man in bed looks hungover, hand on head. Headline: Shire dad's "Rain Dance Shot" leads to joy. Background shows window and trees.

Man in bed looks hungover, hand on head. Headline: Shire dad's "Rain Dance Shot" leads to joy. Background shows window and trees.

BREAKING: Shire Dad Performs Late-Night “Rain Dance Shot” - Wakes to Nippers Cancelled and Region-Wide Parental Euphoria

Nov 23, 20252 min read

Person walking a dog on a sunny sutherland shire suburban street lined with blooming jacaranda trees. Headline Text says, "Sun Spotted Over the Shire - REsidents Unsure Whether to Rejoince or Call the SES". Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Person walking a dog on a sunny sutherland shire suburban street lined with blooming jacaranda trees. Headline Text says, "Sun Spotted Over the Shire - REsidents Unsure Whether to Rejoince or Call the SES". Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Sun Spotted Over the Sutherland Shire - Residents Unsure Whether to Rejoice or Call the SES

Aug 24, 20251 min read

‘How’s The Weather?’ Declared Official Language of the Shire After Unprecedented Weekend of Relentless Rain and Reluctant Small Talk

Aug 3, 20252 min read

Coastal landscape with greenery and ocean vista across Garie in the Royal National Park. Headline Text: "Garie Road Teased With Reopening Hopes—BOM forecast says 'Not So Fast'." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Coastal landscape with greenery and ocean vista across Garie in the Royal National Park. Headline Text: "Garie Road Teased With Reopening Hopes—BOM forecast says 'Not So Fast'." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Garie Road Teased With Reopening Hopes - BOM Forecast Says "Not So Fast"

Jul 31, 20252 min read

Young Bloke on T4 Commute Recounts Vivid Trip Like It Was Antarctic Expedition, Mentions Frostbite and $280 Socks

Jun 10, 20252 min read

Sutherland Shire Gazette Journalists Unable to Type This Week After Fingers Officially Declare It 'Too Bloody Cold'.

Jun 7, 20252 min read

Audley Weir reopens as water recedes. Road is clear; trees line the background. Headline reads: "Freedom Flows Again: Audley Weir Reopens Today Holding Bundeena and Maianbar Hostage With a Puddle.

Audley Weir reopens as water recedes. Road is clear; trees line the background. Headline reads: "Freedom Flows Again: Audley Weir Reopens Today Holding Bundeena and Maianbar Hostage With a Puddle.

Freedom Flows Again: Audley Weir Reopens After Holding Bundeena and Maianbar Hostage With a Puddle

May 25, 20252 min read

Person with a yellow-green umbrella stands on a flooded sports field at sunset. Text headline: Dont even bother: local sports season already declared a washout by weather gods. Mood: somber.

Person with a yellow-green umbrella stands on a flooded sports field at sunset. Text headline: Dont even bother: local sports season already declared a washout by weather gods. Mood: somber.

“Don’t Even Bother”: Local Sports Season Already Declared a Washout by Weather Gods

Mar 30, 20252 min read

Two women with umbrellas hold acai bowl smoothies on a rainy Cronulla Esplanade under an umbrella. Headline: "Summer's Sudden Exit: Shire Residents Brace for Early Winter."

Two women with umbrellas hold acai bowl smoothies on a rainy Cronulla Esplanade under an umbrella. Headline: "Summer's Sudden Exit: Shire Residents Brace for Early Winter."

Summer’s Sudden Exit: Shire Residents Brace for Early Winter

Jan 18, 20252 min read

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