Certified Local Stubby Cooler - Teal

Introducing the only stubby cooler bold enough to match the confidence of a true Shire local.

This teal beauty features the classic Gazette round logo on the front - a subtle nod to your sophisticated taste in journalism - and the words “Certified Local.” on the back, just in case anyone was confused about your heritage, attitude, or allegiance to the insular peninsula.
 
Whether you grew up here, married in, or simply overstayed your visit sometime in 2014, this stubby cooler grants you instant local status. No proof of residency required (though a deep emotional connection to Shark Park helps).
 
Ideal for BBQs, boats, beach days, bin nights, and any social gathering where at least one person says, “Ugh, this place has changed.”
 
Keeps your drink cold.

Keeps your identity hotter than a January asphalt carpark.

And yes - it will absolutely start conversations you weren’t prepared to have.
 
Unisex. Fits all cans, bottles, and egos.