Certified Opinions Stubby Cooler - Beige

Finally, a stubby cooler for people who’ve stopped pretending their opinions are original.

This beige Gazette cooler loudly announces what everyone already knows: your worldview is heavily influenced by whatever nonsense we published that morning.
 
Perfect for barbecues, beach days, and heated discussions about council decisions you haven’t actually read.
 
Features the Gazette’s standard round logo so your mates know you’re a discerning consumer of hyperlocal nonsense, not just another person yelling on Facebook Marketplace.
 
Unisex. Fits all standard cans and all non-standard personalities.