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Shire Novice Causes Peak Hour Chaos by Sitting in Left Lane at Taren Point Lights: Locals Outraged

Apr 11, 20251 min read

News article headline about a tech app for siren alerts. Fire trucks on a coastal road. Includes an app ad with pricing and features. Headline text: Just in: Shire tech bro entrepreneur invents app to monetise local panic - helicopter tracker included". Sutherland Shire Gazette

News article headline about a tech app for siren alerts. Fire trucks on a coastal road. Includes an app ad with pricing and features. Headline text: Just in: Shire tech bro entrepreneur invents app to monetise local panic - helicopter tracker included". Sutherland Shire Gazette

Shire Tech Bro Entrepreneur Invents App to Monetise Local Sirens Panic – Helicopter Tracker Included

Apr 9, 20252 min read

Cars at Oak Road Kirrawee intersection under cloudy sky, featuring a makeshift turning lane. Headline above reads, "Local Driver Builds Own Lane."

Cars at Oak Road Kirrawee intersection under cloudy sky, featuring a makeshift turning lane. Headline above reads, "Local Driver Builds Own Lane."

Local Driver Gives Up on Council, Builds Own Lane at Oak Road Intersection

Mar 31, 20251 min read

Large mulch pile in front of a house with five people in safety vests inspecting it. Text reads: "BREAKING: Woronora Man Falls for 'Free Mulch' Advertisement, Now Declared Missing Under It. Sutherland Shire Gazette"

Large mulch pile in front of a house with five people in safety vests inspecting it. Text reads: "BREAKING: Woronora Man Falls for 'Free Mulch' Advertisement, Now Declared Missing Under It. Sutherland Shire Gazette"

Woronora Heights Man Falls for ‘Free Mulch’ Advertisement, Now Declared Missing Under It

Mar 24, 20252 min read

Fireworks burst in vibrant colors over Cronulla beach at night. People watch by the shore. Headline reads: "BREAKING: Official New Year’s Eve Fireworks Announced."

Fireworks burst in vibrant colors over Cronulla beach at night. People watch by the shore. Headline reads: "BREAKING: Official New Year’s Eve Fireworks Announced."

Official New Year’s Eve Fireworks Announced After Shire’s “Underground Pyrotechnics” Movement Wins the Battle

Mar 11, 20252 min read

Forget Cane Toads—Miranda Now Under Siege by Rogue Ferrets

Forget Cane Toads—Miranda Now Under Siege by Rogue Ferrets

Forget Cane Toads—Miranda Now Under Siege by Rogue Ferrets

Feb 25, 20251 min read

Blue car making a driveway U-turn with text overlay: "Shire Man Becomes Public Enemy #1." Background shows houses. Mood: Satirical.

Blue car making a driveway U-turn with text overlay: "Shire Man Becomes Public Enemy #1." Background shows houses. Mood: Satirical.

Shire Man Becomes Public Enemy #1 After Daring Driveway U-Turn

Feb 24, 20252 min read

Collage of outdoor facebook marketplace adverts for outdoor wicker lounge sets, and Headline: "SHIRE'S MOST WANTED." scam

Collage of outdoor facebook marketplace adverts for outdoor wicker lounge sets, and Headline: "SHIRE'S MOST WANTED." scam

Shire's Most Wanted: The Outdoor Lounge That Keeps Getting 'Resold' - But Never Gets Delivered!

Feb 15, 20252 min read

Woman typing on a computer at a desk with warning about a job scam. Geocities login screen displayed. Text details security alert.

Woman typing on a computer at a desk with warning about a job scam. Geocities login screen displayed. Text details security alert.

Data Entry Scam Strikes: Sutherland Shire Residents Warned Not to Hand Over Their Lives

Feb 13, 20252 min read

Ford Range Raptor ute with green P-plates at intersection, surrounded by cars and pedestrians. Traffic light shows green. Headline about P-plater featured.

Ford Range Raptor ute with green P-plates at intersection, surrounded by cars and pedestrians. Traffic light shows green. Headline about P-plater featured.

Local P-Plater in Ford Ranger Raptor Clearly the Most Important Person in the Shire

Feb 11, 20252 min read

Street scene with tipped garbage bins in a suburban area, trees lining the road. Headline: "Bonnet Bay Bin Carnage: Like Mad Max."

Street scene with tipped garbage bins in a suburban area, trees lining the road. Headline: "Bonnet Bay Bin Carnage: Like Mad Max."

Bonnet Bay Garbage Bin Carnage: “It’s Like a Scene from Mad Max”

Feb 9, 20252 min read

Mannequin in colourful dress stands in a tree outside a house. Headline reads "Heads Will Roll - Mannequin Theft Sparks Frenzy in Gymea."

Mannequin in colourful dress stands in a tree outside a house. Headline reads "Heads Will Roll - Mannequin Theft Sparks Frenzy in Gymea."

Heads Will Roll: Mannequin Theft Sparks Frenzy in Gymea

Feb 1, 20252 min read

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