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Man in a blue shirt with "Warning: May Contain Puns" stands next to a laptop showing a GoFundMe page. Bookshelf in the background. Headline text: BREAKING: Local Man Launches GoFundMe to Help Residents Born Without Humour Chromosome — Promises “Satire Infusion” From Barry Humphries Gene Bank. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Man in a blue shirt with "Warning: May Contain Puns" stands next to a laptop showing a GoFundMe page. Bookshelf in the background. Headline text: BREAKING: Local Man Launches GoFundMe to Help Residents Born Without Humour Chromosome — Promises “Satire Infusion” From Barry Humphries Gene Bank. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

BREAKING: Local Man Launches GoFundMe to Help Residents Born Without Humour Chromosome — Promises “Satire Infusion” From Barry Humphries Gene Bank.

Dec 62 min read

BREAKING: Local Couple Locked in Covert Smuggling War — Guitar Pedals and Craft Vinyl at Centre of Domestic Deception

Nov 142 min read

BREAKING INVESTIGATION: Honeysuckle Creek Reserve Rock Dropper Identified as Local Man Excavating Backyard Pool - One Bag at a Time.

Nov 121 min read

Locals Call for Dedicated ‘Wheelie Lane’ Across Captain Cook Bridge to Support Youth Innovation

Oct 271 min read

Shire Lobby Group Demands Council Legislate Cushion Caps Before Beds Disappear Altogether

Sep 151 min read

A mysterious suburb search sign posted on telegraph pole shows kangaroos and reads "Have You Seen Sunny Glen?" Tree-lined suburban street. Headline text reads: EXCLUSIVE INVESTIGATION: The Shire Suburb No Map Will Show You - Inside the Hunt For Sunny Glen. Locals Demand Answers." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

A mysterious suburb search sign posted on telegraph pole shows kangaroos and reads "Have You Seen Sunny Glen?" Tree-lined suburban street. Headline text reads: EXCLUSIVE INVESTIGATION: The Shire Suburb No Map Will Show You - Inside the Hunt For Sunny Glen. Locals Demand Answers." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

EXCLUSIVE INVESTIGATION: The Shire Suburb No Map Will Show You - Inside the Hunt For Sunny Glen. Locals Demand Answers.

Sep 112 min read

Local Woman Torn Between Love and Larceny After Discovering Boyfriend’s Entire Glassware Collection Is Stolen and Recycled

Sep 31 min read

Shire Woman Hires Private Investigator After Hairdresser Disappears Without Trace

Aug 291 min read

Computer Generate Image of a large ornate mansion with a fountain with luxury car in driveway. Headline Text: " What Was He Thinking? Barden Ridge Bloke Builds Bond Villian Lair in the Last Place You'd Expect.." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Computer Generate Image of a large ornate mansion with a fountain with luxury car in driveway. Headline Text: " What Was He Thinking? Barden Ridge Bloke Builds Bond Villian Lair in the Last Place You'd Expect.." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

What Was He Thinking? Barden Ridge Bloke Builds Bond Villain Lair in the Last Place You’d Expect

Aug 202 min read

Dung beetle on pavement near dog poo. Headline text: “Dung Beetle Taskforce” Rumoured for Cronulla Esplanade to Tackle Poo Crisis. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Dung beetle on pavement near dog poo. Headline text: “Dung Beetle Taskforce” Rumoured for Cronulla Esplanade to Tackle Poo Crisis. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

“Dung Beetle Taskforce” Rumoured for Cronulla Esplanade to Tackle Poo Crisis

Aug 171 min read

Teens ride a skateboard and suitcase in a store aisle. Shelves filled with household items and spilt on the floor. Headline Text: "Kmart Miranda Now Officially Classified as Indoor Adventure Park for Shire Teens." Sutherland Shire Gazette

Teens ride a skateboard and suitcase in a store aisle. Shelves filled with household items and spilt on the floor. Headline Text: "Kmart Miranda Now Officially Classified as Indoor Adventure Park for Shire Teens." Sutherland Shire Gazette

Kmart Miranda Now Officially Classified as Indoor Adventure Park for Shire Teens

Aug 132 min read

Man typing at desk with coffee, lamp, and "Fake News" stamp. Text reads: "Local man nominated for award for heroically debunking satirical articles like its satire bingo."

Man typing at desk with coffee, lamp, and "Fake News" stamp. Text reads: "Local man nominated for award for heroically debunking satirical articles like its satire bingo."

Local Man Awarded for Award After Heroically Debunking Satirical Articles Like its Satire Bingo Night

Aug 42 min read

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