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Woman typing on a computer at a desk with warning about a job scam. Geocities login screen displayed. Text details security alert.

Woman typing on a computer at a desk with warning about a job scam. Geocities login screen displayed. Text details security alert.

Data Entry Scam Strikes: Sutherland Shire Residents Warned Not to Hand Over Their Lives

Feb 122 min read

Ford Range Raptor ute with green P-plates at intersection, surrounded by cars and pedestrians. Traffic light shows green. Headline about P-plater featured.

Ford Range Raptor ute with green P-plates at intersection, surrounded by cars and pedestrians. Traffic light shows green. Headline about P-plater featured.

Local P-Plater in Ford Ranger Raptor Clearly the Most Important Person in the Shire

Feb 102 min read

Street scene with tipped garbage bins in a suburban area, trees lining the road. Headline: "Bonnet Bay Bin Carnage: Like Mad Max."

Street scene with tipped garbage bins in a suburban area, trees lining the road. Headline: "Bonnet Bay Bin Carnage: Like Mad Max."

Bonnet Bay Garbage Bin Carnage: “It’s Like a Scene from Mad Max”

Feb 82 min read

Mannequin in colourful dress stands in a tree outside a house. Headline reads "Heads Will Roll - Mannequin Theft Sparks Frenzy in Gymea."

Mannequin in colourful dress stands in a tree outside a house. Headline reads "Heads Will Roll - Mannequin Theft Sparks Frenzy in Gymea."

Heads Will Roll: Mannequin Theft Sparks Frenzy in Gymea

Jan 312 min read

Commuters at Sutherland Station notice someone wearing unique leather-toed shoes. The mood is surprised. Text: Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Commuters at Sutherland Station notice someone wearing unique leather-toed shoes. The mood is surprised. Text: Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Commuter Causes Stir at Sutherland Station with Outrageous Leather-Toed Shoes

Jan 292 min read

Blue car parked on street in front of a house across the driveway blocking access. Headline and details overlayed about a local feud.

Blue car parked on street in front of a house across the driveway blocking access. Headline and details overlayed about a local feud.

Beach Day Blowout: Cronulla Driveway Drama Sparks Local Feud

Jan 252 min read

Sutherland Shire Gazette headline reads "Flower Felony or Fashion Faux Pas?" Image represents flowers in buckets outside a shop in Caringbah. Mood: quirky news.

Sutherland Shire Gazette headline reads "Flower Felony or Fashion Faux Pas?" Image represents flowers in buckets outside a shop in Caringbah. Mood: quirky news.

Flower Felony or Fashion Faux Pas? Man Bun Bandit Strikes Caringbah

Jan 122 min read

Fire trucks on a suburban street. Headline reads: "EXCLUSIVE INVESTIGATION: Shocking Truth Revealed - What All Those Sirens in the Shire Are Really About!". Byline reads Blake Curran, Investigative Journalist.

Fire trucks on a suburban street. Headline reads: "EXCLUSIVE INVESTIGATION: Shocking Truth Revealed - What All Those Sirens in the Shire Are Really About!". Byline reads Blake Curran, Investigative Journalist.

Shocking Truth Revealed - What All Those Sirens in the Shire Are Really About

Jan 92 min read

Police officers stand on a beach near a patrol car with flashing lights. Headline: . Byline: Blake Curran | Investigative Journalist | Sutherland Shire Gazette Byline: Blake Curran, Investigative Journalist, Sutherland Shire Gazette

Police officers stand on a beach near a patrol car with flashing lights. Headline: . Byline: Blake Curran | Investigative Journalist | Sutherland Shire Gazette Byline: Blake Curran, Investigative Journalist, Sutherland Shire Gazette

Cronulla's Shelly Beach Rockpool Scandal: Early Morning Whiteboard Rampage Sparks Outrage Among Swimmer

Jan 82 min read

Two people with a dog in a park, both in denim. One holds a black bag. Headline: Special Investigation Turf War Erupts Between Oyster Bay and Como Over Dog Poo Bag Diplomacy. By-line: Blake Curran Investigative Journalist, Sutherland Shire Gazette

Two people with a dog in a park, both in denim. One holds a black bag. Headline: Special Investigation Turf War Erupts Between Oyster Bay and Como Over Dog Poo Bag Diplomacy. By-line: Blake Curran Investigative Journalist, Sutherland Shire Gazette

Turf War Erupts Between Oyster Bay and Como Over Dog Poo Bin Bag Diplomacy

Jan 72 min read

Fire truck and police car with flashing lights on a street at night. Text: "BREAKING: Sirens on President Avenue: Shire residents demand answers as investigations ramp up". Mood: urgent.

Fire truck and police car with flashing lights on a street at night. Text: "BREAKING: Sirens on President Avenue: Shire residents demand answers as investigations ramp up". Mood: urgent.

Sirens on President Avenue: Shire Residents Demand Answers as Investigations Ramp Up

Jan 42 min read

Sutherland Shire Gazette Headline: Just In: Skid Mark Scandal Shakes Quiet Sutherland Shire Strees. Image of Red ute with Australian flags parked on a suburban street. Trees and houses in background.

Sutherland Shire Gazette Headline: Just In: Skid Mark Scandal Shakes Quiet Sutherland Shire Strees. Image of Red ute with Australian flags parked on a suburban street. Trees and houses in background.

Skid Mark Scandal Shakes Quiet Sutherland Shire Street

Dec 22, 20241 min read

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