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Satirical artist's impression aerial view of proposed Dolans Bay Marina with large yachts docked. Text reads: "BREAKING: Local Dinghies in Shock as Dolans Bay Marina Expansion Paves Way for Mega Yachts".

Satirical artist's impression aerial view of proposed Dolans Bay Marina with large yachts docked. Text reads: "BREAKING: Local Dinghies in Shock as Dolans Bay Marina Expansion Paves Way for Mega Yachts".

Local Dinghies in Shock as Dolans Bay Marina Expansion Paves Way for Mega Yachts

Feb 23, 20252 min read

Film crew by a river with cameras and boom mic in wooded area. Headline: Charlize Theron wins meat tray at Wonnie RSL.

Film crew by a river with cameras and boom mic in wooded area. Headline: Charlize Theron wins meat tray at Wonnie RSL.

Hollywood Comes to The Shire to Film Netflix Apex Film: Charlize Theron Wins Meat Tray at Wonnie RSL

Feb 22, 20252 min read

NRL Sharks & Panthers Take Vegas: The Hangover 4 Film Practically Writes Itself

NRL Sharks & Panthers Take Vegas: The Hangover 4 Film Practically Writes Itself

NRL Sharks & Panthers Take Vegas: The Hangover 4 Film Practically Writes Itself

Feb 20, 20252 min read

Male and Female Couple kissing on a train platform, with text about train strikes on Valentine's Day. Background shows train tracks and station signs. Romantic mood.

Male and Female Couple kissing on a train platform, with text about train strikes on Valentine's Day. Background shows train tracks and station signs. Romantic mood.

Love Delayed is Love Found: Train Strikes Return for Valentine’s Day Special

Feb 14, 20252 min read

Bonnie Vale boat ramp closure for Australia Day. Locals upset. Media release on waterfront image. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Bonnie Vale boat ramp closure for Australia Day. Locals upset. Media release on waterfront image. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Bonnie Vale Boat Ramp Mysteriously Shut For Australia Day Weekend - Locals Smell a Stitch-Up

Feb 12, 20252 min read

Ford Range Raptor ute with green P-plates at intersection, surrounded by cars and pedestrians. Traffic light shows green. Headline about P-plater featured.

Ford Range Raptor ute with green P-plates at intersection, surrounded by cars and pedestrians. Traffic light shows green. Headline about P-plater featured.

Local P-Plater in Ford Ranger Raptor Clearly the Most Important Person in the Shire

Feb 11, 20252 min read

Split image: left shows a sandy riverbank with trees and a single abandoned croc shoe on the sand, right shows vintage boats on water. Text reads "Port Hacking Regatta in Jeopardy."

Split image: left shows a sandy riverbank with trees and a single abandoned croc shoe on the sand, right shows vintage boats on water. Text reads "Port Hacking Regatta in Jeopardy."

Port Hacking Putters Regatta in Jeopardy After “Croc Sighting”

Feb 7, 20252 min read

News headline about Woronora's Chinese restaurant getting a posthumous Michelin star. Background shows the Woronora RSL building and War Memorial in the car park

News headline about Woronora's Chinese restaurant getting a posthumous Michelin star. Background shows the Woronora RSL building and War Memorial in the car park

Woronora’s Legendary Chinese Restaurant Awarded Posthumous Michelin Star—Locals Say ‘About Time!’

Feb 4, 20252 min read

Shire Boarding School Headmaster smiling on a beach with a Boarding school resembling Hogwarts castle in the background. Text: Exclusive article about school holidays and boarding school rumors. Mood is whimsical.

Shire Boarding School Headmaster smiling on a beach with a Boarding school resembling Hogwarts castle in the background. Text: Exclusive article about school holidays and boarding school rumors. Mood is whimsical.

Longest School Holidays on Record Push Shire Parents to Breaking Point: Rumours of Cronulla Boarding School Emerge

Jan 31, 20252 min read

Commuters at Sutherland Station notice someone wearing unique leather-toed shoes. The mood is surprised. Text: Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Commuters at Sutherland Station notice someone wearing unique leather-toed shoes. The mood is surprised. Text: Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Commuter Causes Stir at Sutherland Station with Outrageous Leather-Toed Shoes

Jan 30, 20252 min read

Two men hold a "Sandy Point Forever" sign in a park, amidst trees. They wear casual clothes and serious expressions.

Two men hold a "Sandy Point Forever" sign in a park, amidst trees. They wear casual clothes and serious expressions.

Sandy Point Tug-of-War: Sutherland Shire vs Liverpool in Boundary Battle

Jan 29, 20252 min read

Film crew setups outside Rydges hotel by the beach at sunset. Headline: "BREAKING: The White Lotus Rumoured To Be Eyeing Rydges Cronulla."

Film crew setups outside Rydges hotel by the beach at sunset. Headline: "BREAKING: The White Lotus Rumoured To Be Eyeing Rydges Cronulla."

Rumor Mill: The White Lotus Eyeing Rydges Cronulla for Next Season

Jan 28, 20252 min read

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