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House with Star Wars decorations, including Stormtroopers and R2-D2. Red car in driveway. Headline: May the 4th be with you.

House with Star Wars decorations, including Stormtroopers and R2-D2. Red car in driveway. Headline: May the 4th be with you.

Local Man Unleashes Annual ‘May the 4th’ Greeting - Son Once Again Dies Inside

4 days ago1 min read

Group holding signs that read "Secure the BBQ" and "Sausage Integrity" at a barbecue event. Grilled sausages on display with a casual atmosphere. Headline reads: Ëlection 2025 - Major parties clash on sausage policy as nation grills itself intodecision.

Group holding signs that read "Secure the BBQ" and "Sausage Integrity" at a barbecue event. Grilled sausages on display with a casual atmosphere. Headline reads: Ëlection 2025 - Major parties clash on sausage policy as nation grills itself intodecision.

Election 2025: Major Parties Clash on Sausage Policy as Nation Grills Itself into Decision

5 days ago2 min read

Man cooking in kitchen, stirring pot, Vegemite jar on counter. Text: Local man seeks trademark for Spag Bol recipe with Vegemite.

Man cooking in kitchen, stirring pot, Vegemite jar on counter. Text: Local man seeks trademark for Spag Bol recipe with Vegemite.

Local Man Attempts to Trademark His Vegemite Spag Bol to Avoid “Recipe Theft”

7 days ago2 min read

Man with bandaged wrist, assisted by medic, sits at table in busy voting hall. Headline: "Shire Voter Hospitalised After Vote."

Man with bandaged wrist, assisted by medic, sits at table in busy voting hall. Headline: "Shire Voter Hospitalised After Vote."

Election 2025: Shire Voter Hospitalised After Attempting Full Below-the-Line Senate Vote: “I Just Wanted My Democracy to Count”

May 11 min read

Package under a tree in a park. Playground in the background. Headline Text: Local Retired detectives launch emergency service to find missing deliveries: We solved Murders - we can handle amazon and uber eats.Sutherland Shire Gazette

Package under a tree in a park. Playground in the background. Headline Text: Local Retired detectives launch emergency service to find missing deliveries: We solved Murders - we can handle amazon and uber eats.Sutherland Shire Gazette

Local Retired Detectives Launch Emergency Service to Find Your Missing Deliveries: “We Solved Murders — We Can Handle UberEats and Amazon.

Apr 292 min read

Man smiling in a kitchen while cutting a colorful birthday cake. Headline text reads: He's ruined it for the rest of us: local dad blacklisted by bloke community after nailing another ridiculous birthday cake.

Man smiling in a kitchen while cutting a colorful birthday cake. Headline text reads: He's ruined it for the rest of us: local dad blacklisted by bloke community after nailing another ridiculous birthday cake.

“He’s Ruined It for the Rest of Us”: Local Dad Blacklisted by Bloke Community After Nailing Another Ridiculous Kids Birthday Cake

Apr 272 min read

Gulligan the Seagull mascot in sunglasses and cap holds coffee by a memorial with red wreaths at sunrise. Headline Text reads: Today we pause. This ANZAC Day The Sutherland Shire Gazette joins our community in pausing to reflect, remember and give thanks. The Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Gulligan the Seagull mascot in sunglasses and cap holds coffee by a memorial with red wreaths at sunrise. Headline Text reads: Today we pause. This ANZAC Day The Sutherland Shire Gazette joins our community in pausing to reflect, remember and give thanks. The Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Today, We Pause.This Anzac Day, The Sutherland Shire Gazette joins our community in pausing to reflect, remember and give thanks.

Apr 251 min read

Traffic jam on a highway at sunset, trees lining the road. Headline text reads: Leave now or abandon all hope: holidaymakers warned to begin return trek to the shire now before sunday 's traffic devours them whole.

Traffic jam on a highway at sunset, trees lining the road. Headline text reads: Leave now or abandon all hope: holidaymakers warned to begin return trek to the shire now before sunday 's traffic devours them whole.

Leave Now or Abandon All Hope: Holidaymakers Warned to Begin Return Trek to The Shire Now Before Sunday's Holiday Traffic Devours Them Whole

Apr 242 min read

Older adults enjoying coffee at a seaside cafe, smiling, with a golden retriever nearby, beach in the backgrond. Headline reads: "Make it Nuclear: Boomer Demand for 'Extra Hot' Coffee. Confirmed as Global Phenomenon"

Older adults enjoying coffee at a seaside cafe, smiling, with a golden retriever nearby, beach in the backgrond. Headline reads: "Make it Nuclear: Boomer Demand for 'Extra Hot' Coffee. Confirmed as Global Phenomenon"

“Make It Nuclear”: Boomer Demand for ‘Extra Hot’ Coffee Confirmed as Global Phenomenon

Apr 232 min read

Crane against a clear sky with trees and houses nearby. Headline: Anti-Development Lobby Calls For a 9 year crane to be Heritage-Listed as symbol of beautiful, eternal inaction. Text: Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Crane against a clear sky with trees and houses nearby. Headline: Anti-Development Lobby Calls For a 9 year crane to be Heritage-Listed as symbol of beautiful, eternal inaction. Text: Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Anti-Development Lobby Calls for 9-Year Crane to Be Heritage-Listed as Tower of Illawong - Symbol of Beautiful, Eternal Inaction

Apr 222 min read

People with shopping carts gather outside a Coles store after a lockout. The text describes them as shaken yet stocked. Hedline text: Shire Residents Emerge from 24-Hour Grocery Lockout, Visibly Shaken but Stocked

People with shopping carts gather outside a Coles store after a lockout. The text describes them as shaken yet stocked. Hedline text: Shire Residents Emerge from 24-Hour Grocery Lockout, Visibly Shaken but Stocked

Shire Residents Emerge from 24-Hour Supermarket Lockout, Visibly Shaken but Stocked

Apr 192 min read

Traffic report collage shows gridlocked cars on a tree-lined street and a map with a marked route. Text discusses drivers and Sutherland Shire.

Traffic report collage shows gridlocked cars on a tree-lined street and a map with a marked route. Text discusses drivers and Sutherland Shire.

TRAFFIC REPORT: TAFE it or Leave it. Desperate Drivers Funnelled Through Educational Institution Car Park in Bold Shire Exit Attempt.

Apr 191 min read

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