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Clean-Up Creep: Local Man Outs Himself as Serial Suburban Dumper in Exclusive Tell-All
5 days ago
2 min read
“Not My Job”: Local Shopper Leaves Shopping Trolley in Prime Engadine Car Spot to Assert Dominance
Apr 13
2 min read
Newly Vegan Local Faces Moral Crisis Over Chicken Salt: "I Wasn't Ready for This"
Apr 12
1 min read
Pop-Up Lender at Miranda Fair Now Offering 30-Year Mortgages for Tickets To Attend The Royal Easter Show
Apr 10
1 min read
Shire Tech Bro Entrepreneur Invents App to Monetise Local Sirens Panic – Helicopter Tracker Included
Apr 9
2 min read
From Northies to Nausea - Local Gymea Dad Overstimulated into Oblivion by four Kid's Parties in Two Days.
Apr 7
2 min read
Sutherland Shire Declares Independence - Now a Sovereign Nation.
Mar 31
1 min read
Local Driver Gives Up on Council, Builds Own Lane at Oak Road Intersection
Mar 31
1 min read
“Don’t Even Bother”: Local Sports Season Already Declared a Washout by Weather Gods
Mar 30
2 min read
Mysterious Delay Syndrome Spreads: Sharks Leagues Club Caught ‘North Cronulla Virus’
Mar 29
1 min read
BREAKING: Sutherland Shire Wins ‘God’s Country’ Award for 40th Straight Year
Mar 28
2 min read
Sutherland Shire Gazette Journalist Accidentally Added to Council WhatsApp Chat, Learns Nothing of Value
Mar 27
1 min read
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