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Bundeena's crowned suburb: locals brace for linen pants invasion. Ferry on blue waters, houses in background. Sutherland Shire Gazette banner.

Bundeena's crowned suburb: locals brace for linen pants invasion. Ferry on blue waters, houses in background. Sutherland Shire Gazette banner.

EXCLUSIVE: Bundeena Named Sydney’s Most Tightly Held Suburb - Experts Predict This Article Alone Will Make It Annoyingly Attractive.

2 days ago2 min read

Trevor the Dachshund with an Australian flag bandana sits on a picnic blanket with a pie, tear in eye. Trees and Cronulla beach in background. Headline text reads: BREAKING: Trevor the Dachshund Misses Out on Australian of the Year - Also Snubbed for Shire Citizen Honour. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Trevor the Dachshund with an Australian flag bandana sits on a picnic blanket with a pie, tear in eye. Trees and Cronulla beach in background. Headline text reads: BREAKING: Trevor the Dachshund Misses Out on Australian of the Year - Also Snubbed for Shire Citizen Honour. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

BREAKING: Trevor the Dachshund Misses Out on Australian of the Year - Also Snubbed for Shire Citizen Honour.

Jan 272 min read

Dachshund wearing sunglasses and a hat against a bokeh background. Headline Text: BREAKING: Trevor the Dachshund Confirmed as Final Contestant for ‘I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here’. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Dachshund wearing sunglasses and a hat against a bokeh background. Headline Text: BREAKING: Trevor the Dachshund Confirmed as Final Contestant for ‘I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here’. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

BREAKING: Trevor the Dachshund Confirmed as Final Contestant for ‘I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here’.

Jan 202 min read

Shire Dad Suggests Adult Child ‘Just Buy Something Small’ - Means Waterfront Home Purchased in 1989.

Jan 151 min read

Pedestrians in Cronulla Mall wear flashing amber beacons. Ebike cyclists pass by. Headline Text reads: BREAKING: Cronulla Mall Doubles Down on Safety. Introduces Flashing Amber Beacons for Pedestrians After eBike Near-Misses. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Pedestrians in Cronulla Mall wear flashing amber beacons. Ebike cyclists pass by. Headline Text reads: BREAKING: Cronulla Mall Doubles Down on Safety. Introduces Flashing Amber Beacons for Pedestrians After eBike Near-Misses. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

BREAKING: Cronulla Mall Doubles Down on Safety. Introduces Flashing Amber Beacons for Pedestrians After eBike Near-Misses.

Jan 142 min read

Trevor the Dachshund in sunglasses relaxes by a pool with a cocktail. Headlinetext reads: EXCLUSIVE: Trevor Breaks Silence on South Coast ‘Accommodation Incident,’ Insists It Was a Strategic Reset. Sutherland Shire Gazette. Relaxed summer vibe.

Trevor the Dachshund in sunglasses relaxes by a pool with a cocktail. Headlinetext reads: EXCLUSIVE: Trevor Breaks Silence on South Coast ‘Accommodation Incident,’ Insists It Was a Strategic Reset. Sutherland Shire Gazette. Relaxed summer vibe.

EXCLUSIVE: Trevor Breaks Silence on South Coast ‘Accommodation Incident,’ Insists It Was a Strategic Reset.

Jan 132 min read

Cronulla Mall with no pedestrian sign; rumor to ban walking for eBikes. Busy street, shops, palm tree. Headline text: BREAKING: Ride or Hide - Cronulla Mall Rumoured to Ban Walking, Prioritise eBikes Only.. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Cronulla Mall with no pedestrian sign; rumor to ban walking for eBikes. Busy street, shops, palm tree. Headline text: BREAKING: Ride or Hide - Cronulla Mall Rumoured to Ban Walking, Prioritise eBikes Only.. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

BREAKING: Ride or Hide - Cronulla Mall Rumoured to Ban Walking, Prioritise eBikes Only.

Jan 122 min read

BREAKING news on the Sutherland Shire, observing a scenic forest view at sunset from a balcony. Caption reflects anticipation of weather.

BREAKING news on the Sutherland Shire, observing a scenic forest view at sunset from a balcony. Caption reflects anticipation of weather.

BREAKING: Entire Sutherland Shire Pauses Life to Await the Southerly - Locals Begin Facing South Like Weather-Dependent Sunflowers.

Jan 102 min read

White awning cafe, people dining outside. Text: EXCLUSIVE report on SUVs parked, pastries missing, locals alert. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

White awning cafe, people dining outside. Text: EXCLUSIVE report on SUVs parked, pastries missing, locals alert. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

EXCLUSIVE: Double Bay SUVs Caught Illegally Parked Outside Flour Caringbah South - Pastries Missing, Shire Locals On High Alert.

Jan 92 min read

News headline about Sutherland Shire Gazette's satirical return; camping scene with tent, chairs, and cookware. Blue sky and trees in view. Headline text: BREAKING: Sutherland Shire Gazette Returns for 2026 After Accidental Digital Detox, Dead Phone, Forgotten Password and Complete Temporal Disorientation. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

News headline about Sutherland Shire Gazette's satirical return; camping scene with tent, chairs, and cookware. Blue sky and trees in view. Headline text: BREAKING: Sutherland Shire Gazette Returns for 2026 After Accidental Digital Detox, Dead Phone, Forgotten Password and Complete Temporal Disorientation. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

BREAKING: Sutherland Shire Gazette Returns for 2026 After Accidental Digital Detox, Dead Phone, Forgotten Password and Complete Temporal Disorientation.

Jan 82 min read

Trevor the dachshund dog beside a large veggie burger and fries on a table outdoors. Text on image: Breaking news headline: BREAKING AFTERNOON EDITION: Trevor Located - Progress North Delayed by Milton Traffic and Celebrity Obligations. and Sutherland Shire Gazette info. Mood is humorous.

Trevor the dachshund dog beside a large veggie burger and fries on a table outdoors. Text on image: Breaking news headline: BREAKING AFTERNOON EDITION: Trevor Located - Progress North Delayed by Milton Traffic and Celebrity Obligations. and Sutherland Shire Gazette info. Mood is humorous.

BREAKING AFTERNOON EDITION: Trevor Located - Progress North Delayed by Milton Traffic and Celebrity Obligations.

Jan 81 min read

BREAKING: Trevor the Dachshund Abandoned at Pet Hotel as Jess Escapes to Luxury South Coast Hideaway.

BREAKING: Trevor the Dachshund Abandoned at Pet Hotel as Jess Escapes to Luxury South Coast Hideaway.

BREAKING: Trevor the Dachshund Abandoned at Pet Hotel as Jess Escapes to Luxury South Coast Hideaway.

Jan 62 min read

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