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Caringbah Chemist Warehouse Secretly Closes—Reopens with Even Tighter Aisles to Crush Hopes and Dreams

Caringbah Chemist Warehouse Secretly Closes—Reopens with Even Tighter Aisles to Crush Hopes and Dreams

Caringbah Chemist Warehouse Secretly Closes—Reopens with Even Tighter Aisles to Crush Hopes and Dreams

Feb 272 min read

Blue car making a driveway U-turn with text overlay: "Shire Man Becomes Public Enemy #1." Background shows houses. Mood: Satirical.

Blue car making a driveway U-turn with text overlay: "Shire Man Becomes Public Enemy #1." Background shows houses. Mood: Satirical.

Shire Man Becomes Public Enemy #1 After Daring Driveway U-Turn

Feb 242 min read

Satirical artist's impression aerial view of proposed Dolans Bay Marina with large yachts docked. Text reads: "BREAKING: Local Dinghies in Shock as Dolans Bay Marina Expansion Paves Way for Mega Yachts".

Satirical artist's impression aerial view of proposed Dolans Bay Marina with large yachts docked. Text reads: "BREAKING: Local Dinghies in Shock as Dolans Bay Marina Expansion Paves Way for Mega Yachts".

Local Dinghies in Shock as Dolans Bay Marina Expansion Paves Way for Mega Yachts

Feb 232 min read

Film crew by a river with cameras and boom mic in wooded area. Headline: Charlize Theron wins meat tray at Wonnie RSL.

Film crew by a river with cameras and boom mic in wooded area. Headline: Charlize Theron wins meat tray at Wonnie RSL.

Hollywood Comes to The Shire to Film Netflix Apex Film: Charlize Theron Wins Meat Tray at Wonnie RSL

Feb 222 min read

NRL Sharks & Panthers Take Vegas: The Hangover 4 Film Practically Writes Itself

NRL Sharks & Panthers Take Vegas: The Hangover 4 Film Practically Writes Itself

NRL Sharks & Panthers Take Vegas: The Hangover 4 Film Practically Writes Itself

Feb 202 min read

Male and Female Couple kissing on a train platform, with text about train strikes on Valentine's Day. Background shows train tracks and station signs. Romantic mood.

Male and Female Couple kissing on a train platform, with text about train strikes on Valentine's Day. Background shows train tracks and station signs. Romantic mood.

Love Delayed is Love Found: Train Strikes Return for Valentine’s Day Special

Feb 142 min read

Bonnie Vale boat ramp closure for Australia Day. Locals upset. Media release on waterfront image. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Bonnie Vale boat ramp closure for Australia Day. Locals upset. Media release on waterfront image. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Bonnie Vale Boat Ramp Mysteriously Shut For Australia Day Weekend - Locals Smell a Stitch-Up

Feb 122 min read

Ford Range Raptor ute with green P-plates at intersection, surrounded by cars and pedestrians. Traffic light shows green. Headline about P-plater featured.

Ford Range Raptor ute with green P-plates at intersection, surrounded by cars and pedestrians. Traffic light shows green. Headline about P-plater featured.

Local P-Plater in Ford Ranger Raptor Clearly the Most Important Person in the Shire

Feb 112 min read

Split image: left shows a sandy riverbank with trees and a single abandoned croc shoe on the sand, right shows vintage boats on water. Text reads "Port Hacking Regatta in Jeopardy."

Split image: left shows a sandy riverbank with trees and a single abandoned croc shoe on the sand, right shows vintage boats on water. Text reads "Port Hacking Regatta in Jeopardy."

Port Hacking Putters Regatta in Jeopardy After “Croc Sighting”

Feb 72 min read

News headline about Woronora's Chinese restaurant getting a posthumous Michelin star. Background shows the Woronora RSL building and War Memorial in the car park

News headline about Woronora's Chinese restaurant getting a posthumous Michelin star. Background shows the Woronora RSL building and War Memorial in the car park

Woronora’s Legendary Chinese Restaurant Awarded Posthumous Michelin Star—Locals Say ‘About Time!’

Feb 42 min read

Shire Boarding School Headmaster smiling on a beach with a Boarding school resembling Hogwarts castle in the background. Text: Exclusive article about school holidays and boarding school rumors. Mood is whimsical.

Shire Boarding School Headmaster smiling on a beach with a Boarding school resembling Hogwarts castle in the background. Text: Exclusive article about school holidays and boarding school rumors. Mood is whimsical.

Longest School Holidays on Record Push Shire Parents to Breaking Point: Rumours of Cronulla Boarding School Emerge

Jan 312 min read

Commuters at Sutherland Station notice someone wearing unique leather-toed shoes. The mood is surprised. Text: Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Commuters at Sutherland Station notice someone wearing unique leather-toed shoes. The mood is surprised. Text: Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Commuter Causes Stir at Sutherland Station with Outrageous Leather-Toed Shoes

Jan 302 min read

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