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Five people in heated debate at a wooden table by the beach. Text above: "EXCLUSIVE INVESTIGATION: What Exactly Is a Numbnut?"

Five people in heated debate at a wooden table by the beach. Text above: "EXCLUSIVE INVESTIGATION: What Exactly Is a Numbnut?"

Deep Investigation Launched: What Exactly Is a Numbnut? Shire Locals Locked in Heated Debate Over Definition.

Mar 16, 20252 min read

Blakey Johnston leads Cronulla to Victory Smashing World Record for Biggest Paddle Out in Support of Youth Mental Health

Mar 15, 20252 min read

Reader Tip-Off: Local Group Proposes Penny Farthings and Unicycles to Fix Shire's Ebike Chaos

Mar 14, 20251 min read

Man in apron slicing cheese at a cinema event with a popcorn machine and cinema patrons in background. Text: Cinema's Bold Pivot: From Blockbusters to Blue Cheese and Funghi-Filled Film Experiences. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Man in apron slicing cheese at a cinema event with a popcorn machine and cinema patrons in background. Text: Cinema's Bold Pivot: From Blockbusters to Blue Cheese and Funghi-Filled Film Experiences. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Cinema’s Bold Pivot: From Blockbusters to Blue Cheese & Fungi-Filled Film Experiences

Mar 13, 20251 min read

Fireworks burst in vibrant colors over Cronulla beach at night. People watch by the shore. Headline reads: "BREAKING: Official New Year’s Eve Fireworks Announced."

Fireworks burst in vibrant colors over Cronulla beach at night. People watch by the shore. Headline reads: "BREAKING: Official New Year’s Eve Fireworks Announced."

Official New Year’s Eve Fireworks Announced After Shire’s “Underground Pyrotechnics” Movement Wins the Battle

Mar 11, 20252 min read

A male farmer in a hat stands by a fence with a goat and a dog in a rural setting. Text: "Farmer Wants a Wife Scrambles" and "Sutherland Shire Gazette."

A male farmer in a hat stands by a fence with a goat and a dog in a rural setting. Text: "Farmer Wants a Wife Scrambles" and "Sutherland Shire Gazette."

Farmer Wants a Wife in Chaos—Producers Scramble, for Replacement - Shire 'Farmer' Troy Steps Up

Mar 10, 20251 min read

Smiling woman in car wearing sunglasses. Headlines above: "Local Shire Woman Stuns Boyfriend with Flawless Reverse Parallel Park."

Smiling woman in car wearing sunglasses. Headlines above: "Local Shire Woman Stuns Boyfriend with Flawless Reverse Parallel Park."

Local Shire Woman Stuns ‘Across the Bridge’ Boyfriend with Flawless Newtown Reverse Parallel Park

Mar 9, 20252 min read

News headline announces $78M Kurnell's Kamay Wharf for tinny rideshare. Image shows a blue boat labeled "Tide Share" on calm water.

News headline announces $78M Kurnell's Kamay Wharf for tinny rideshare. Image shows a blue boat labeled "Tide Share" on calm water.

$78M Kurnell Kamay Ferry Wharf to Host World’s First Tinny Rideshare: Tideshare

Mar 7, 20252 min read

Photo of Caringbah Marketplace looking abandoned

Photo of Caringbah Marketplace looking abandoned

From Abandoned Eyesore to Spooky Attraction? Bold New Plans for Caringbah Marketplace

Mar 6, 20251 min read

Doctors in blue scrubs perform plumbing tasks in a workshop. Others in white coats stand outside TAFE NSW. Headline: "Stethoscopes to Spanners."

Doctors in blue scrubs perform plumbing tasks in a workshop. Others in white coats stand outside TAFE NSW. Headline: "Stethoscopes to Spanners."

From Stethoscopes to Spanners: Shire GPs Ditch Medicine for Plumbing as Patients Prefer to Pay Tradie Rates

Mar 5, 20251 min read

Teen surfer watching waves on surfing on TV, cozy in a dim room. Headline: Local teen mysteriously has gastro before cyclone swell. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Teen surfer watching waves on surfing on TV, cozy in a dim room. Headline: Local teen mysteriously has gastro before cyclone swell. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Local Teen Surfer Mysteriously Develops "Gastro" Days Before Cyclone Swell Arrives

Mar 4, 20252 min read

Teens with retro pedal power bikes, one with a basket of flowers by the ocean, smiling. Headline: Pedal Power is the New Punk. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Teens with retro pedal power bikes, one with a basket of flowers by the ocean, smiling. Headline: Pedal Power is the New Punk. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Pedal Power is the New Punk: Shire Teens Spark Underground ‘Retro Bike’ Movement

Mar 4, 20252 min read

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