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Two boats on a blue river with people enjoying the ride. Houses and trees in the background. Headline reads: "Port Hacking vs. Georges River: Shire's Great Waterway Debate Reignites in time for summer." Byline Finn Seabrook Local Correspondent Sutherland Shire Gazette

Two boats on a blue river with people enjoying the ride. Houses and trees in the background. Headline reads: "Port Hacking vs. Georges River: Shire's Great Waterway Debate Reignites in time for summer." Byline Finn Seabrook Local Correspondent Sutherland Shire Gazette

Port Hacking vs. Georges River: Shire’s Great Waterway Debate Reignites in Time for Summer

Jan 1, 20252 min read

Three smiling construction workers in yellow vests toast with champagne in a bar. Headline reads: "Tradies Prefer Moët Over Great Northern."

Three smiling construction workers in yellow vests toast with champagne in a bar. Headline reads: "Tradies Prefer Moët Over Great Northern."

Sutherland Shire Tradies Spark National Shock: Turns Out They Prefer Moet to Great Northern

Dec 31, 20241 min read

Groundhog Year: Shire Residents Shocked and Disappointed to Discover No Local New Years Fireworks (Again)

Dec 31, 20242 min read

Two women holding acai bowls on a sunny beach with a blue van. Text discusses Sutherland Shire's acai bowl black market amid crisis.

Two women holding acai bowls on a sunny beach with a blue van. Text discusses Sutherland Shire's acai bowl black market amid crisis.

Sutherland Shire Grapples With Surging Acai Bowl Black Market Amongst Cost of Living Crisis

Dec 30, 20241 min read

Bulldog with rose in mouth on beach. Text above reads: "Cronulla Scavenger Hunt ends in proposal; dogs now wedding planners."

Bulldog with rose in mouth on beach. Text above reads: "Cronulla Scavenger Hunt ends in proposal; dogs now wedding planners."

From Paws to Proposal: Cronulla Dog Crafts Ultimate Scavenger Hunt Engagement

Dec 29, 20242 min read

Sutherland Shire Gazette news headline "Local Scandal: Greenshills Beach Cronulla Home Caught in Colour Code Breach". Image of white coastal homes and ocean in the background, vibrant colours.

Sutherland Shire Gazette news headline "Local Scandal: Greenshills Beach Cronulla Home Caught in Colour Code Breach". Image of white coastal homes and ocean in the background, vibrant colours.

Local Scandal: Greenhills Beach Cronulla Home Caught in Colour Code Breach

Dec 28, 20241 min read

Sutherland Shire Gazette headline "Sutherland Shire Declares National E-Bike Day After 97% of the Shire Kids Score Ebikes from Santa. Santa awarded an OAM". Image of Santa receving an award from smiling officials outdoors

Sutherland Shire Gazette headline "Sutherland Shire Declares National E-Bike Day After 97% of the Shire Kids Score Ebikes from Santa. Santa awarded an OAM". Image of Santa receving an award from smiling officials outdoors

Sutherland Shire Declares “National E-Bike Day” After 97% of The Shire’s Kids Score E-bikes From Santa. Santa Awarded With OAM”.

Dec 25, 20241 min read

Three people in pale linen outfits stand at a bar. Sutherland Shire Gazette Headline reads, "Cronulla RSL Unveils Bold New Dress Code: Pale Linen Only."

Three people in pale linen outfits stand at a bar. Sutherland Shire Gazette Headline reads, "Cronulla RSL Unveils Bold New Dress Code: Pale Linen Only."

Cronulla RSL Unveils Bold New Dress Code: Pale Linen only

Dec 24, 20242 min read

Sutherland Shire Gazette Headline: Just In: Skid Mark Scandal Shakes Quiet Sutherland Shire Strees. Image of Red ute with Australian flags parked on a suburban street. Trees and houses in background.

Sutherland Shire Gazette Headline: Just In: Skid Mark Scandal Shakes Quiet Sutherland Shire Strees. Image of Red ute with Australian flags parked on a suburban street. Trees and houses in background.

Skid Mark Scandal Shakes Quiet Sutherland Shire Street

Dec 23, 20241 min read

Smiling female news reader holds a "News" microphone on a beach with colorful umbrellas. Text above reads: "BREAKING: The Shire Gazette Launches."

Smiling female news reader holds a "News" microphone on a beach with colorful umbrellas. Text above reads: "BREAKING: The Shire Gazette Launches."

The Sutherland Shire Gazette Launches: Sutherland Shire Braces For Hard-Hitting Local Nonsense.

Dec 22, 20241 min read

Man in Santa hat and apron grills meat outdoors, smiling, holding gravy. Another man stands nearby. Text: "National Gravy Day" headline.

Man in Santa hat and apron grills meat outdoors, smiling, holding gravy. Another man stands nearby. Text: "National Gravy Day" headline.

National Gravy Day: The Day Aussies Officially Declare “Shit Yeah, It’s Christmas!”

Dec 21, 20242 min read

Westfield Miranda sign, cars in gridlock traffic, blue sky. Headline: National Gridlock Landmark Amid Pre-Christmas Chaos. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Westfield Miranda sign, cars in gridlock traffic, blue sky. Headline: National Gridlock Landmark Amid Pre-Christmas Chaos. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Westfield Miranda Carpark Declared 'National Gridlock Landmark' Amid Pre-Christmas Chaos

Dec 21, 20242 min read

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