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Empty strollers abandoned in a parking lot near a playground. Headline reads: Luxury Pram Crisis. Mood is mysterious and abandoned.

Empty strollers abandoned in a parking lot near a playground. Headline reads: Luxury Pram Crisis. Mood is mysterious and abandoned.

Luxury Pram Crisis. Shire Grandparents Abandon $2K+ Prams in

Mar 3, 20252 min read

Split image of Miranda Fair and Westfield shopping centers, highlighting the "Great Shire Identity Crisis." Text and logos are visible.

Split image of Miranda Fair and Westfield shopping centers, highlighting the "Great Shire Identity Crisis." Text and logos are visible.

Miranda Fair vs Westfield Miranda: The Great Shire Identity Crisis

Mar 2, 20251 min read

Text reads "EXCLUSIVE: Shire's Favourite Reality Show? Yowie Bay Boat Ramp Chaos." Image of the Yowie Bay boat ramp on a sunny day with parked cars and palm trees. Photo credit Sutherland Shire Council

Text reads "EXCLUSIVE: Shire's Favourite Reality Show? Yowie Bay Boat Ramp Chaos." Image of the Yowie Bay boat ramp on a sunny day with parked cars and palm trees. Photo credit Sutherland Shire Council

Shire’s Favourite Reality Show? Yowie Bay Boat Ramp Chaos Draws Local Spectators

Mar 1, 20251 min read

People load furniture into a white pickup truck in a suburban area. Headline about cost of living crisis. Mood is busy and earnest.

People load furniture into a white pickup truck in a suburban area. Headline about cost of living crisis. Mood is busy and earnest.

Cost of Living Crisis Hits Hard: Shire Ute Owners Now Demand TWO Slabs for Mates’ Moving Jobs—And It Better Be Craft Beer

Feb 28, 20251 min read

Caringbah Chemist Warehouse Secretly Closes—Reopens with Even Tighter Aisles to Crush Hopes and Dreams

Caringbah Chemist Warehouse Secretly Closes—Reopens with Even Tighter Aisles to Crush Hopes and Dreams

Caringbah Chemist Warehouse Secretly Closes—Reopens with Even Tighter Aisles to Crush Hopes and Dreams

Feb 27, 20252 min read

Local Dad’s Hard Rubbish Obsession Finally Pays Off—Sort Of

Local Dad’s Hard Rubbish Obsession Finally Pays Off—Sort Of

Local Dad’s Hard Rubbish Obsession Finally Pays Off—Sort Of

Feb 26, 20252 min read

Forget Cane Toads—Miranda Now Under Siege by Rogue Ferrets

Forget Cane Toads—Miranda Now Under Siege by Rogue Ferrets

Forget Cane Toads—Miranda Now Under Siege by Rogue Ferrets

Feb 25, 20251 min read

Blue car making a driveway U-turn with text overlay: "Shire Man Becomes Public Enemy #1." Background shows houses. Mood: Satirical.

Blue car making a driveway U-turn with text overlay: "Shire Man Becomes Public Enemy #1." Background shows houses. Mood: Satirical.

Shire Man Becomes Public Enemy #1 After Daring Driveway U-Turn

Feb 24, 20252 min read

Satirical artist's impression aerial view of proposed Dolans Bay Marina with large yachts docked. Text reads: "BREAKING: Local Dinghies in Shock as Dolans Bay Marina Expansion Paves Way for Mega Yachts".

Satirical artist's impression aerial view of proposed Dolans Bay Marina with large yachts docked. Text reads: "BREAKING: Local Dinghies in Shock as Dolans Bay Marina Expansion Paves Way for Mega Yachts".

Local Dinghies in Shock as Dolans Bay Marina Expansion Paves Way for Mega Yachts

Feb 23, 20252 min read

Film crew by a river with cameras and boom mic in wooded area. Headline: Charlize Theron wins meat tray at Wonnie RSL.

Film crew by a river with cameras and boom mic in wooded area. Headline: Charlize Theron wins meat tray at Wonnie RSL.

Hollywood Comes to The Shire to Film Netflix Apex Film: Charlize Theron Wins Meat Tray at Wonnie RSL

Feb 22, 20252 min read

NRL Sharks & Panthers Take Vegas: The Hangover 4 Film Practically Writes Itself

NRL Sharks & Panthers Take Vegas: The Hangover 4 Film Practically Writes Itself

NRL Sharks & Panthers Take Vegas: The Hangover 4 Film Practically Writes Itself

Feb 20, 20252 min read

Man in suit stands with clipboard by "FOR SALE" sign on suburban street. Headline reads: "Boom Time Returns!" Bright, sunny day.

Man in suit stands with clipboard by "FOR SALE" sign on suburban street. Headline reads: "Boom Time Returns!" Bright, sunny day.

BOOM TIME RETURNS! – Shire Real Estate Agents Emerge from Hibernation as RBA Cuts Interest Rates

Feb 19, 20252 min read

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