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Crowd with camping gear waits outside JB Hi-Fi in anticipation. Night setting, warm lights from the store. Headline text discusses rate cuts

Crowd with camping gear waits outside JB Hi-Fi in anticipation. Night setting, warm lights from the store. Headline text discusses rate cuts

Shire Locals Camp Outside JB Hi-Fi in Wild Celebration of Possible Interest Rate Cuts

Feb 18, 20252 min read

Man with gray beard examining electric lawn mower in a sunny garden. Headline reads: "Local Dad Baffled..." under "Sutherland Shire Gazette."

Man with gray beard examining electric lawn mower in a sunny garden. Headline reads: "Local Dad Baffled..." under "Sutherland Shire Gazette."

Local Boomer Dad Baffled by Newfangled Electric Mower: ‘Where’s the Two-Stroke?

Feb 16, 20252 min read

Collage of outdoor facebook marketplace adverts for outdoor wicker lounge sets, and Headline: "SHIRE'S MOST WANTED." scam

Collage of outdoor facebook marketplace adverts for outdoor wicker lounge sets, and Headline: "SHIRE'S MOST WANTED." scam

Shire's Most Wanted: The Outdoor Lounge That Keeps Getting 'Resold' - But Never Gets Delivered!

Feb 15, 20252 min read

Male and Female Couple kissing on a train platform, with text about train strikes on Valentine's Day. Background shows train tracks and station signs. Romantic mood.

Male and Female Couple kissing on a train platform, with text about train strikes on Valentine's Day. Background shows train tracks and station signs. Romantic mood.

Love Delayed is Love Found: Train Strikes Return for Valentine’s Day Special

Feb 14, 20252 min read

Woman typing on a computer at a desk with warning about a job scam. Geocities login screen displayed. Text details security alert.

Woman typing on a computer at a desk with warning about a job scam. Geocities login screen displayed. Text details security alert.

Data Entry Scam Strikes: Sutherland Shire Residents Warned Not to Hand Over Their Lives

Feb 13, 20252 min read

Bonnie Vale boat ramp closure for Australia Day. Locals upset. Media release on waterfront image. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Bonnie Vale boat ramp closure for Australia Day. Locals upset. Media release on waterfront image. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Bonnie Vale Boat Ramp Mysteriously Shut For Australia Day Weekend - Locals Smell a Stitch-Up

Feb 12, 20252 min read

Ford Range Raptor ute with green P-plates at intersection, surrounded by cars and pedestrians. Traffic light shows green. Headline about P-plater featured.

Ford Range Raptor ute with green P-plates at intersection, surrounded by cars and pedestrians. Traffic light shows green. Headline about P-plater featured.

Local P-Plater in Ford Ranger Raptor Clearly the Most Important Person in the Shire

Feb 11, 20252 min read

Woman pushing Aldi shopping trolley with a mountain goat statue inside, in front of Southgate shopping centre. Text above reads: "EXCLUSIVE: Southgate..."

Woman pushing Aldi shopping trolley with a mountain goat statue inside, in front of Southgate shopping centre. Text above reads: "EXCLUSIVE: Southgate..."

Southgate Showdown: Aldi Rumours Send Shoppers Into Meltdown

Feb 10, 20251 min read

Street scene with tipped garbage bins in a suburban area, trees lining the road. Headline: "Bonnet Bay Bin Carnage: Like Mad Max."

Street scene with tipped garbage bins in a suburban area, trees lining the road. Headline: "Bonnet Bay Bin Carnage: Like Mad Max."

Bonnet Bay Garbage Bin Carnage: “It’s Like a Scene from Mad Max”

Feb 9, 20252 min read

Split image: left shows a sandy riverbank with trees and a single abandoned croc shoe on the sand, right shows vintage boats on water. Text reads "Port Hacking Regatta in Jeopardy."

Split image: left shows a sandy riverbank with trees and a single abandoned croc shoe on the sand, right shows vintage boats on water. Text reads "Port Hacking Regatta in Jeopardy."

Port Hacking Putters Regatta in Jeopardy After “Croc Sighting”

Feb 7, 20252 min read

Woman Property Manager smiling in front of apartments with "For Lease" sign. Headline above: "Tenant gets 100% bond back." Evening setting, urban area.

Woman Property Manager smiling in front of apartments with "For Lease" sign. Headline above: "Tenant gets 100% bond back." Evening setting, urban area.

Miranda Woman Shatters Local Myth: First Tenant Ever to Get 100% Bond Back Without a Shouting Match

Feb 6, 20252 min read

Bathroom door with a "BUSY" sign on the handle. Text above reads: "Local Parents Celebrate First Silent Wee of the Year."

Bathroom door with a "BUSY" sign on the handle. Text above reads: "Local Parents Celebrate First Silent Wee of the Year."

Local Parents Celebrate First Silent Wee of the Year

Feb 5, 20252 min read

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