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Woman sitting outdoors on a white chair, using a smartphone. Text reads: "BREAKING: Family Forced to Communicate Raw. After Holiday Wi-Fi Failure Cuts ff Access to ChatGPT". Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Woman sitting outdoors on a white chair, using a smartphone. Text reads: "BREAKING: Family Forced to Communicate Raw. After Holiday Wi-Fi Failure Cuts ff Access to ChatGPT". Sutherland Shire Gazette.

BREAKING: Local Family Forced to Communicate Raw After Holiday Wi-Fi Failure Cuts Off Access to ChatGPT.

Dec 29, 20252 min read

Trevor the Dachshund Dog in royal attire sits on ornate throne, backdrop of decorated Christmas tree, fireplace. Text: Sutherland Shire Gazette, the_shire_gazette.

Trevor the Dachshund Dog in royal attire sits on ornate throne, backdrop of decorated Christmas tree, fireplace. Text: Sutherland Shire Gazette, the_shire_gazette.

Merry Christmas from The Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Dec 25, 20251 min read

BREAKING NEWS: Santa Claus Briefly Sighted at Northies.

Dec 24, 20251 min read

Kids measure drinks with a ruler at a festive table. Adults in Santa hats watch in the sunny yard. Text: JUST IN: Local Kids Re-Enter Competitive Measurement Phase Over Christmas Soft Drink Pour. by Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Kids measure drinks with a ruler at a festive table. Adults in Santa hats watch in the sunny yard. Text: JUST IN: Local Kids Re-Enter Competitive Measurement Phase Over Christmas Soft Drink Pour. by Sutherland Shire Gazette.

JUST IN: Local Kids Re-Enter Competitive Measurement Phase Over Christmas Soft Drink Pour.

Dec 21, 20252 min read

Group of people in festive hats gathered outdoors around a table with snacks and dips. Headline: EXCLUSIVE: Shire Resident Politely Nods for Record-Breaking 14 Minutes While Neighbour Explains Aldi Blue Cheese Discovery. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Group of people in festive hats gathered outdoors around a table with snacks and dips. Headline: EXCLUSIVE: Shire Resident Politely Nods for Record-Breaking 14 Minutes While Neighbour Explains Aldi Blue Cheese Discovery. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

EXCLUSIVE: Shire Resident Politely Nods for Record-Breaking 14 Minutes While Neighbour Explains Aldi Blue Cheese Discovery.

Dec 19, 20252 min read

Parking entrance with signs stating minimum seven days stay for entry after 3-5pm. Headline text reads: "MIRANDA FAIR CONFIRMS NEW DECEMBER POLICY: Anyone Entering Between 3-5pm Must Commit to Staying Four to Seven Days Minimum. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Parking entrance with signs stating minimum seven days stay for entry after 3-5pm. Headline text reads: "MIRANDA FAIR CONFIRMS NEW DECEMBER POLICY: Anyone Entering Between 3-5pm Must Commit to Staying Four to Seven Days Minimum. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

MIRANDA FAIR CONFIRMS NEW DECEMBER PARKING POLICY: Anyone Entering Between 3-5pm Must Commit to Staying Four to Seven Days Minimum.

Dec 13, 20252 min read

4 friends socialising over drinks. Headline text: WEEKEND EXCLUSIVE: Why the Shire Still Believes It Can Fit 46 Catch-Ups Into December - Despite All Evidence to the Contrary. The Sutherland Shire Gazette. Photo caption: They look relaxed because this photo was taken in October. None of these people will survive December.

4 friends socialising over drinks. Headline text: WEEKEND EXCLUSIVE: Why the Shire Still Believes It Can Fit 46 Catch-Ups Into December - Despite All Evidence to the Contrary. The Sutherland Shire Gazette. Photo caption: They look relaxed because this photo was taken in October. None of these people will survive December.

WEEKEND EXCLUSIVE: Why the Shire Still Belives It Can Fit 46 Catch-Ups Into December - Despite All Evidence to the Contrary.

Nov 22, 20252 min read

Sutherland Shire Gazette Headline: "Cheers to the Garbos: sutherland Shire's Boxing Day Bonanza". Image of beer six-pack on green bins. Suburban background, blue sky.

Sutherland Shire Gazette Headline: "Cheers to the Garbos: sutherland Shire's Boxing Day Bonanza". Image of beer six-pack on green bins. Suburban background, blue sky.

Cheers To The Garbos: Sutherland Shire’s Boxing Day Beer Bonanza

Jan 26, 20252 min read

Christmas lights adorn houses on a suburban street at night. Headline: "Crack Down on Festive Overstayers." Byline: Finn Seabrook, Local Correspondent.

Christmas lights adorn houses on a suburban street at night. Headline: "Crack Down on Festive Overstayers." Byline: Finn Seabrook, Local Correspondent.

Crack Down on Festive Overstayers: Christmas Light Fines Loom

Jan 12, 20252 min read

Sutherland Shire Gazette Headline: "Local Man Rescued by PolAir from Westfield Miranda Carpark. 2-Day Christmas Shopping Ordeal." Westfield sign and cars visible.

Sutherland Shire Gazette Headline: "Local Man Rescued by PolAir from Westfield Miranda Carpark. 2-Day Christmas Shopping Ordeal." Westfield sign and cars visible.

Local Man Rescued By PolAir from Westfield Miranda Carpark After 2-Day Christmas Shopping Ordeal

Dec 27, 20242 min read

Sutherland Shire Gazette headline "Sutherland Shire Declares National E-Bike Day After 97% of the Shire Kids Score Ebikes from Santa. Santa awarded an OAM". Image of Santa receving an award from smiling officials outdoors

Sutherland Shire Gazette headline "Sutherland Shire Declares National E-Bike Day After 97% of the Shire Kids Score Ebikes from Santa. Santa awarded an OAM". Image of Santa receving an award from smiling officials outdoors

Sutherland Shire Declares “National E-Bike Day” After 97% of The Shire’s Kids Score E-bikes From Santa. Santa Awarded With OAM”.

Dec 25, 20241 min read

Man in Santa hat and apron grills meat outdoors, smiling, holding gravy. Another man stands nearby. Text: "National Gravy Day" headline.

Man in Santa hat and apron grills meat outdoors, smiling, holding gravy. Another man stands nearby. Text: "National Gravy Day" headline.

National Gravy Day: The Day Aussies Officially Declare “Shit Yeah, It’s Christmas!”

Dec 21, 20242 min read

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