BREAKING NEWS: Santa Claus Briefly Sighted at Northies.
- Dec 24, 2025
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Sandy Shores | Editor-in-Chief | Sutherland Shire Gazette
24 December 2025
CRONULLA - Santa Claus was briefly sighted at Northies at 10:38pm, where witnesses say he assessed the humidity, listened politely to unsolicited feedback about the beer garden, then skulled a Sunday Road like a man with a tight schedule and zero tolerance for nonsense.
The appearance ended abruptly after a small group of hecklers questioned his fitness for rooftop work and shouted something about “fake beard energy.” Santa paused, finished the schooner, locked eyes with the crowd, and said nothing.
He then turned, power-walked to the car park, and executed a clean, no-frills vertical departure into the night sky.
No further sightings. Authorities confirm nothing to investigate. Santa remains ahead of schedule.
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