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Metro Petroleum Jannali fuel station with pumps closed. Sign shows fuel prices. Headline Text: Locals enter fuel mourning as metro jannali shuts pumps: we're not ready for reddy. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Metro Petroleum Jannali fuel station with pumps closed. Sign shows fuel prices. Headline Text: Locals enter fuel mourning as metro jannali shuts pumps: we're not ready for reddy. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Locals Enter Fuel Mourning as Metro Jannali Shuts Pumps: ‘We’re Not Ready for Reddy’

May 272 min read

Audley Weir reopens as water recedes. Road is clear; trees line the background. Headline reads: "Freedom Flows Again: Audley Weir Reopens Today Holding Bundeena and Maianbar Hostage With a Puddle.

Audley Weir reopens as water recedes. Road is clear; trees line the background. Headline reads: "Freedom Flows Again: Audley Weir Reopens Today Holding Bundeena and Maianbar Hostage With a Puddle.

Freedom Flows Again: Audley Weir Reopens After Holding Bundeena and Maianbar Hostage With a Puddle

May 252 min read

Prince Street North Cronulla carpark and beach on a sunny day with cars parked. Headline: Just in: North Cronulla Locals Demand Fortified Wall to Keep Out “Nighttime Nuisances” and P-Platers With Loud Spotify Playlists. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Prince Street North Cronulla carpark and beach on a sunny day with cars parked. Headline: Just in: North Cronulla Locals Demand Fortified Wall to Keep Out “Nighttime Nuisances” and P-Platers With Loud Spotify Playlists. Sutherland Shire Gazette

North Cronulla Locals Demand Fortified Wall to Keep Out “Nighttime Nuisances” and P-Platers With Loud Spotify Playlists

May 212 min read

“I Did My Part for Road Safety”: Local Driver Feels Deeply Fulfilled After Honking at L-Plater Half a Second After Light Turns Green

May 201 min read

Turquoise caravan converted to mobile petrol station, labeled "Yatesy's Mobile Servo," parked on suburban street. Text overlay: Sutherland Shire Gazette. Headline: Yatsey's Mobile Metro - Shire Man Converts Caravan into Roving Petrol Station, With Greensleeves on Loudspeaker.

Turquoise caravan converted to mobile petrol station, labeled "Yatesy's Mobile Servo," parked on suburban street. Text overlay: Sutherland Shire Gazette. Headline: Yatsey's Mobile Metro - Shire Man Converts Caravan into Roving Petrol Station, With Greensleeves on Loudspeaker.

Yatesy’s Mobile Metro: Shire Man Converts Caravan into Roving Petrol Station, With Greensleeves on Loudspeaker.

May 92 min read

Image of a Metro petrol station with cars refueling. Sutherland Shire Gazette branding visible. Headline text reads: Shire Drivers Burn More Fuel Trying to Save Fuel in Great Petrol Price Pilgramage.

Image of a Metro petrol station with cars refueling. Sutherland Shire Gazette branding visible. Headline text reads: Shire Drivers Burn More Fuel Trying to Save Fuel in Great Petrol Price Pilgramage.

Shire Drivers Burn More Fuel Trying to Save Fuel in Great Petrol Price Pilgrimage

May 51 min read

Traffic jam on a highway at sunset, trees lining the road. Headline text reads: Leave now or abandon all hope: holidaymakers warned to begin return trek to the shire now before sunday 's traffic devours them whole.

Traffic jam on a highway at sunset, trees lining the road. Headline text reads: Leave now or abandon all hope: holidaymakers warned to begin return trek to the shire now before sunday 's traffic devours them whole.

Leave Now or Abandon All Hope: Holidaymakers Warned to Begin Return Trek to The Shire Now Before Sunday's Holiday Traffic Devours Them Whole

Apr 242 min read

Traffic report collage shows gridlocked cars on a tree-lined street and a map with a marked route. Text discusses drivers and Sutherland Shire.

Traffic report collage shows gridlocked cars on a tree-lined street and a map with a marked route. Text discusses drivers and Sutherland Shire.

TRAFFIC REPORT: TAFE it or Leave it. Desperate Drivers Funnelled Through Educational Institution Car Park in Bold Shire Exit Attempt.

Apr 191 min read

Shopping trolley abandoned in an underground car park near an SUV.Headline text: "'No My Job': local shopper leaves trolley in prime engadone car spot to assert dominance".

Shopping trolley abandoned in an underground car park near an SUV.Headline text: "'No My Job': local shopper leaves trolley in prime engadone car spot to assert dominance".

“Not My Job”: Local Shopper Leaves Shopping Trolley in Prime Engadine Car Spot to Assert Dominance

Apr 132 min read

Shire Novice Causes Peak Hour Chaos by Sitting in Left Lane at Taren Point Lights: Locals Outraged

Apr 111 min read

Cars at Oak Road Kirrawee intersection under cloudy sky, featuring a makeshift turning lane. Headline above reads, "Local Driver Builds Own Lane."

Cars at Oak Road Kirrawee intersection under cloudy sky, featuring a makeshift turning lane. Headline above reads, "Local Driver Builds Own Lane."

Local Driver Gives Up on Council, Builds Own Lane at Oak Road Intersection

Mar 311 min read

"News headline about local driver trapped in Kiora Mall car park, survives on banh mi. Image shows barred parking entry in garage."

"News headline about local driver trapped in Kiora Mall car park, survives on banh mi. Image shows barred parking entry in garage."

Local Driver Trapped in Kiora Mall Car Park - Survives on World’s Best Banh Mi

Mar 232 min read

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