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View from como rail bridge across Georges River at sunset, Sky with clouds and sun over the river. Headline Text: "Collective Exhale Detected as Commuters Cross Como Bridge, Officially 'Home'Even if Still 20 Minutes From Driveway. Sutherland Shire Gazette."

View from como rail bridge across Georges River at sunset, Sky with clouds and sun over the river. Headline Text: "Collective Exhale Detected as Commuters Cross Como Bridge, Officially 'Home'Even if Still 20 Minutes From Driveway. Sutherland Shire Gazette."

Collective Exhale Detected as Commuters Cross Como Bridge, Officially ‘Home’ Even if Still 20 Minutes From Driveway

Sep 121 min read

A smartphone displays a map with a location pin on Miranda, NSW. Headline: Cronulla local tracks runaway keys in bizarre shire-wide high speed chase. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

A smartphone displays a map with a location pin on Miranda, NSW. Headline: Cronulla local tracks runaway keys in bizarre shire-wide high speed chase. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Cronulla Local Tracks Runaway Keys in Bizarre Shire-Wide High Speed Chase

Sep 82 min read

Man in suit with umbrella stands beside a water-filled pothole on a suburban street. "Sutherland Shire Gazette" and "For Sale" sign visible.

Man in suit with umbrella stands beside a water-filled pothole on a suburban street. "Sutherland Shire Gazette" and "For Sale" sign visible.

Exclusive New Waterfront Living - Luxury Shire Listings Emerge Beside The Shires Newest Most Scenic Pothole Road Craters

Aug 211 min read

Street at night with blue lights along driveways, tree-lined road. Text: "Driveway Disco Fever Hits Shire as Residents Mistake Suburbia for Outback Station. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Street at night with blue lights along driveways, tree-lined road. Text: "Driveway Disco Fever Hits Shire as Residents Mistake Suburbia for Outback Station. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Blue Light Driveway Disco Fever Hits Shire as Residents Mistake Suburbia for Outback Station

Aug 162 min read

Large pothole on a road with puddles, surrounded by cracked asphalt. Headline text reads: Shire Pothles Now So Big Council Considering Sister City Agreement with Narnia

Large pothole on a road with puddles, surrounded by cracked asphalt. Headline text reads: Shire Pothles Now So Big Council Considering Sister City Agreement with Narnia

Shire Potholes Now So Big Council Considering Sister City Agreement With Narnia

Aug 101 min read

White electric ute parked at a construction site. Workers in yellow vests on scaffolding. Hedline text reads: Electric Ute Rolls Onto Building Site In Total Silence Tradies Left Audibly Uncomfortable

White electric ute parked at a construction site. Workers in yellow vests on scaffolding. Hedline text reads: Electric Ute Rolls Onto Building Site In Total Silence Tradies Left Audibly Uncomfortable

Electric Ute Rolls Onto Building Site in Total Silence - Tradies Left Audibly Uncomfortable

Aug 12 min read

Coastal landscape with greenery and ocean vista across Garie in the Royal National Park. Headline Text: "Garie Road Teased With Reopening Hopes—BOM forecast says 'Not So Fast'." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Coastal landscape with greenery and ocean vista across Garie in the Royal National Park. Headline Text: "Garie Road Teased With Reopening Hopes—BOM forecast says 'Not So Fast'." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Garie Road Teased With Reopening Hopes - BOM Forecast Says "Not So Fast"

Jul 312 min read

Woman stands confidently next to a car; man exits another with raised hands. Headline text: Local Woman Nominated for Bravery Award After Gentle Parenting Road Rager at Miranda's Five Ways Intersection. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Woman stands confidently next to a car; man exits another with raised hands. Headline text: Local Woman Nominated for Bravery Award After Gentle Parenting Road Rager at Miranda's Five Ways Intersection. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Local Woman Nominated for Bravery Award After Gentle Parenting Road Rager at Miranda's Five Ways Intersection

Jul 212 min read

Man marks a large wall map in a cozy room with a window view. Headline reads: "Mount Ousely Meltdown - Local Family Wedding Sparks 17-Way Feud Over Safest Route to Berry." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Man marks a large wall map in a cozy room with a window view. Headline reads: "Mount Ousely Meltdown - Local Family Wedding Sparks 17-Way Feud Over Safest Route to Berry." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Mount Ousley Meltdown - Local Family Wedding Sparks 17-Way Feud Over Safest Route to Berry

Jul 182 min read

Two images of Metro Petrol JAnnali and Oyster Bay Local Liquor store signs, with clear blue sky background. Headline reads: Oyster Bay and Jannali House Prices Set to Surge After Region's Two Most Sacred Institutions Get Glow-Ups. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Two images of Metro Petrol JAnnali and Oyster Bay Local Liquor store signs, with clear blue sky background. Headline reads: Oyster Bay and Jannali House Prices Set to Surge After Region's Two Most Sacred Institutions Get Glow-Ups. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Oyster Bay and Jannali House Prices Set to Surge After Region's Two Most Sacred Institutions Get Glow-Ups

Jul 172 min read

BYD Electric cars charging in a crpark. Headline reads: "EXCLUSIVE: Inside the Rise of the Shire's ‘Temu Tesla’. - The EV That Whispered 'Close Enough'. Sutherland Shire Gazette

BYD Electric cars charging in a crpark. Headline reads: "EXCLUSIVE: Inside the Rise of the Shire's ‘Temu Tesla’. - The EV That Whispered 'Close Enough'. Sutherland Shire Gazette

EXCLUSIVE: Inside the Rise of the Shire's ‘Temu Tesla’ - The EV That Whispered ‘Close Enough'

Jul 142 min read

Street intersection with traffic signs for Kingsway, President Ave in front of a glass building. Headline reads: Just In: Local Man's 8-Year Battle With The Boulevard, Kingsway and President Avenue Ends in Defeat. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Street intersection with traffic signs for Kingsway, President Ave in front of a glass building. Headline reads: Just In: Local Man's 8-Year Battle With The Boulevard, Kingsway and President Avenue Ends in Defeat. Sutherland Shire Gazette

JUST IN: Local Man's 8-Year Battle With The Boulevard, Kingsway and President Avenue Ends In Defeat.

Jun 252 min read

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