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Man in a bright vest rides an e-bike on a sunny road. A crate with greens is on the back. Headline: Search underway for missing retired local man last seen eastbound on Captain Cook Drive - estimated arrival sunday.

Man in a bright vest rides an e-bike on a sunny road. A crate with greens is on the back. Headline: Search underway for missing retired local man last seen eastbound on Captain Cook Drive - estimated arrival sunday.

BREAKING: Search Underway for Retired Local Man Last Seen On E-Bike Heading Eastbound on Captain Cook Drive - Estimated Arrival, Sunday.

2 days ago2 min read

Bus decorated with Union Jack and "OASIS" sign drives on road; headline about concert and babysitters' surge pricing overlay.

Bus decorated with Union Jack and "OASIS" sign drives on road; headline about concert and babysitters' surge pricing overlay.

BREAKING: Shire Parents Re-Enter Western Sydney Orbit for Oasis Concert - Babysitters Invoke Surge Pricing

Nov 71 min read

BREAKING: Shire Man’s 3-Hour Quest for Cash Exposes Grim Truth — Cash Is King, But the Kingdom’s Gone

Nov 52 min read

Locals Call for Dedicated ‘Wheelie Lane’ Across Captain Cook Bridge to Support Youth Innovation

Oct 271 min read

4wd, camping tent, and campfire on grassy beach setting with ocean view. Bright orange recovery boards on vehicle. Headline: Holiday Horror Averted: Decorative Recovery Boards Finally Justify Their Existence at Easts BeachText: Sutherland Shire Gazette.

4wd, camping tent, and campfire on grassy beach setting with ocean view. Bright orange recovery boards on vehicle. Headline: Holiday Horror Averted: Decorative Recovery Boards Finally Justify Their Existence at Easts BeachText: Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Holiday Horror Averted: Decorative 4WD Recovery Boards Finally Justify Their Existence at Easts Beach

Oct 62 min read

View from como rail bridge across Georges River at sunset, Sky with clouds and sun over the river. Headline Text: "Collective Exhale Detected as Commuters Cross Como Bridge, Officially 'Home'Even if Still 20 Minutes From Driveway. Sutherland Shire Gazette."

View from como rail bridge across Georges River at sunset, Sky with clouds and sun over the river. Headline Text: "Collective Exhale Detected as Commuters Cross Como Bridge, Officially 'Home'Even if Still 20 Minutes From Driveway. Sutherland Shire Gazette."

Collective Exhale Detected as Commuters Cross Como Bridge, Officially ‘Home’ Even if Still 20 Minutes From Driveway

Sep 121 min read

A smartphone displays a map with a location pin on Miranda, NSW. Headline: Cronulla local tracks runaway keys in bizarre shire-wide high speed chase. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

A smartphone displays a map with a location pin on Miranda, NSW. Headline: Cronulla local tracks runaway keys in bizarre shire-wide high speed chase. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Cronulla Local Tracks Runaway Keys in Bizarre Shire-Wide High Speed Chase

Sep 82 min read

Man in suit with umbrella stands beside a water-filled pothole on a suburban street. "Sutherland Shire Gazette" and "For Sale" sign visible.

Man in suit with umbrella stands beside a water-filled pothole on a suburban street. "Sutherland Shire Gazette" and "For Sale" sign visible.

Exclusive New Waterfront Living - Luxury Shire Listings Emerge Beside The Shires Newest Most Scenic Pothole Road Craters

Aug 211 min read

Street at night with blue lights along driveways, tree-lined road. Text: "Driveway Disco Fever Hits Shire as Residents Mistake Suburbia for Outback Station. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Street at night with blue lights along driveways, tree-lined road. Text: "Driveway Disco Fever Hits Shire as Residents Mistake Suburbia for Outback Station. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Blue Light Driveway Disco Fever Hits Shire as Residents Mistake Suburbia for Outback Station

Aug 162 min read

Large pothole on a road with puddles, surrounded by cracked asphalt. Headline text reads: Shire Pothles Now So Big Council Considering Sister City Agreement with Narnia

Large pothole on a road with puddles, surrounded by cracked asphalt. Headline text reads: Shire Pothles Now So Big Council Considering Sister City Agreement with Narnia

Shire Potholes Now So Big Council Considering Sister City Agreement With Narnia

Aug 101 min read

White electric ute parked at a construction site. Workers in yellow vests on scaffolding. Hedline text reads: Electric Ute Rolls Onto Building Site In Total Silence Tradies Left Audibly Uncomfortable

White electric ute parked at a construction site. Workers in yellow vests on scaffolding. Hedline text reads: Electric Ute Rolls Onto Building Site In Total Silence Tradies Left Audibly Uncomfortable

Electric Ute Rolls Onto Building Site in Total Silence - Tradies Left Audibly Uncomfortable

Aug 12 min read

Coastal landscape with greenery and ocean vista across Garie in the Royal National Park. Headline Text: "Garie Road Teased With Reopening Hopes—BOM forecast says 'Not So Fast'." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Coastal landscape with greenery and ocean vista across Garie in the Royal National Park. Headline Text: "Garie Road Teased With Reopening Hopes—BOM forecast says 'Not So Fast'." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Garie Road Teased With Reopening Hopes - BOM Forecast Says "Not So Fast"

Jul 312 min read

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