top of page

The Sutherland Shire Gazette

Serving Sutherland Shire's finest satirical local news since 2024

Follow us

Local Weather

Local News & Nonsense

News headline about Sutherland Shire Gazette's satirical return; camping scene with tent, chairs, and cookware. Blue sky and trees in view. Headline text: BREAKING: Sutherland Shire Gazette Returns for 2026 After Accidental Digital Detox, Dead Phone, Forgotten Password and Complete Temporal Disorientation. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

News headline about Sutherland Shire Gazette's satirical return; camping scene with tent, chairs, and cookware. Blue sky and trees in view. Headline text: BREAKING: Sutherland Shire Gazette Returns for 2026 After Accidental Digital Detox, Dead Phone, Forgotten Password and Complete Temporal Disorientation. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

BREAKING: Sutherland Shire Gazette Returns for 2026 After Accidental Digital Detox, Dead Phone, Forgotten Password and Complete Temporal Disorientation.

Jan 82 min read

Trevor the dachshund dog beside a large veggie burger and fries on a table outdoors. Text on image: Breaking news headline: BREAKING AFTERNOON EDITION: Trevor Located - Progress North Delayed by Milton Traffic and Celebrity Obligations. and Sutherland Shire Gazette info. Mood is humorous.

Trevor the dachshund dog beside a large veggie burger and fries on a table outdoors. Text on image: Breaking news headline: BREAKING AFTERNOON EDITION: Trevor Located - Progress North Delayed by Milton Traffic and Celebrity Obligations. and Sutherland Shire Gazette info. Mood is humorous.

BREAKING AFTERNOON EDITION: Trevor Located - Progress North Delayed by Milton Traffic and Celebrity Obligations.

Jan 81 min read

"Building with large red star and Westfield sign, blue sky background. Headline text: "BREAKING: Shire Residents Demand Return of Miranda Fair’s Giant Red Star — “Our Eiffel Tower, Our Statue of Liberty, Our Soutjh Star.” Sutherland Shire Gazette.

"Building with large red star and Westfield sign, blue sky background. Headline text: "BREAKING: Shire Residents Demand Return of Miranda Fair’s Giant Red Star — “Our Eiffel Tower, Our Statue of Liberty, Our Soutjh Star.” Sutherland Shire Gazette.

BREAKING: Shire Residents Demand Return of Miranda Fair’s Giant Red Star — “Our Eiffel Tower, Our Statue of Liberty, Our Soutjh Star.”

Nov 28, 20252 min read

Aerial view of suburban area with blue driveway lights resembling runways. Headline humorously reports BREAKING: Shire Floats Plan for Its Own Airport After Driveway Light Fever Accidentally Builds ‘Unregulated Runway Network’. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Aerial view of suburban area with blue driveway lights resembling runways. Headline humorously reports BREAKING: Shire Floats Plan for Its Own Airport After Driveway Light Fever Accidentally Builds ‘Unregulated Runway Network’. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

BREAKING: Shire Floats Plan for Its Own Airport After Driveway Light Fever Accidentally Builds ‘Unregulated Runway Network’.

Nov 20, 20252 min read

Woman in a car with a determined look. Headline above reads, ‘Didn’t Ask, Don’t Care’: Shire Woman Officially Enters Perimenopause Era, Declares It a Liberation Movement. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Woman in a car with a determined look. Headline above reads, ‘Didn’t Ask, Don’t Care’: Shire Woman Officially Enters Perimenopause Era, Declares It a Liberation Movement. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

‘Didn’t Ask, Don’t Care’: Shire Woman Officially Enters Perimenopause Era, Declares It a Liberation Movement

Nov 17, 20251 min read

Man in a bright vest rides an e-bike on a sunny road. A crate with greens is on the back. Headline: Search underway for missing retired local man last seen eastbound on Captain Cook Drive - estimated arrival sunday.

Man in a bright vest rides an e-bike on a sunny road. A crate with greens is on the back. Headline: Search underway for missing retired local man last seen eastbound on Captain Cook Drive - estimated arrival sunday.

BREAKING: Search Underway for Retired Local Man Last Seen On E-Bike Heading Eastbound on Captain Cook Drive - Estimated Arrival, Sunday.

Nov 13, 20252 min read

Bus decorated with Union Jack and "OASIS" sign drives on road; headline about concert and babysitters' surge pricing overlay.

Bus decorated with Union Jack and "OASIS" sign drives on road; headline about concert and babysitters' surge pricing overlay.

BREAKING: Shire Parents Re-Enter Western Sydney Orbit for Oasis Concert - Babysitters Invoke Surge Pricing

Nov 7, 20251 min read

BREAKING: Shire Man’s 3-Hour Quest for Cash Exposes Grim Truth — Cash Is King, But the Kingdom’s Gone

Nov 5, 20252 min read

Locals Call for Dedicated ‘Wheelie Lane’ Across Captain Cook Bridge to Support Youth Innovation

Oct 27, 20251 min read

4wd, camping tent, and campfire on grassy beach setting with ocean view. Bright orange recovery boards on vehicle. Headline: Holiday Horror Averted: Decorative Recovery Boards Finally Justify Their Existence at Easts BeachText: Sutherland Shire Gazette.

4wd, camping tent, and campfire on grassy beach setting with ocean view. Bright orange recovery boards on vehicle. Headline: Holiday Horror Averted: Decorative Recovery Boards Finally Justify Their Existence at Easts BeachText: Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Holiday Horror Averted: Decorative 4WD Recovery Boards Finally Justify Their Existence at Easts Beach

Oct 6, 20252 min read

View from como rail bridge across Georges River at sunset, Sky with clouds and sun over the river. Headline Text: "Collective Exhale Detected as Commuters Cross Como Bridge, Officially 'Home'Even if Still 20 Minutes From Driveway. Sutherland Shire Gazette."

View from como rail bridge across Georges River at sunset, Sky with clouds and sun over the river. Headline Text: "Collective Exhale Detected as Commuters Cross Como Bridge, Officially 'Home'Even if Still 20 Minutes From Driveway. Sutherland Shire Gazette."

Collective Exhale Detected as Commuters Cross Como Bridge, Officially ‘Home’ Even if Still 20 Minutes From Driveway

Sep 12, 20251 min read

A smartphone displays a map with a location pin on Miranda, NSW. Headline: Cronulla local tracks runaway keys in bizarre shire-wide high speed chase. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

A smartphone displays a map with a location pin on Miranda, NSW. Headline: Cronulla local tracks runaway keys in bizarre shire-wide high speed chase. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Cronulla Local Tracks Runaway Keys in Bizarre Shire-Wide High Speed Chase

Sep 8, 20252 min read

2 3 4

Get in Touch

Got a great tip on a story or feedback?

info@mysite.com

bottom of page