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Parking garage with cars and a shopping cart containing taco shells. Headline: Trapped for day - Woman rescued from South Village car park after attempting to locate the legendary flora street exit. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Parking garage with cars and a shopping cart containing taco shells. Headline: Trapped for day - Woman rescued from South Village car park after attempting to locate the legendary flora street exit. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Trapped for Days: Woman Rescued from South Village Car Park After Attempting to Locate the Legendary Flora Street Exit

Jun 191 min read

Surveyors in yellow vests work on Audley Weir. Bridge and water in background. Headline Text reads Surveyors Spotted at Audley Weir, Local Daring to Dream: "Is this... a Bridge?" Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Surveyors in yellow vests work on Audley Weir. Bridge and water in background. Headline Text reads Surveyors Spotted at Audley Weir, Local Daring to Dream: "Is this... a Bridge?" Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Surveyors Spotted at Audley Weir, Locals Daring to Dream: “Is This... a Bridge?”

Jun 132 min read

Man in kitchen holding a cereal box with "Free Driver's License Inside!" text. Headline reads Shire Man officiiall confirmed to have received driver's license from cornflakes box. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Man in kitchen holding a cereal box with "Free Driver's License Inside!" text. Headline reads Shire Man officiiall confirmed to have received driver's license from cornflakes box. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

EXCLUSIVE: Shire Man Officially Confirmed to Have Received Drivers Licence from Cornflakes Box

May 311 min read

NSW Blues Women's Team featured with rugby balls, set against a backdrop of Heathcote Road. Headline text: NSW Blues Womens Team Look to Seal 2025 Origin Series Tonight - and Voted to Fix Heathcote Road While They're At it.

NSW Blues Women's Team featured with rugby balls, set against a backdrop of Heathcote Road. Headline text: NSW Blues Womens Team Look to Seal 2025 Origin Series Tonight - and Voted to Fix Heathcote Road While They're At it.

NSW Blues Womens Team Look to Seal 2025 State of Origin Series Tonight - and Voted to Fix Heathcote Road While They’re At It.

May 291 min read

Metro Petroleum Jannali fuel station with pumps closed. Sign shows fuel prices. Headline Text: Locals enter fuel mourning as metro jannali shuts pumps: we're not ready for reddy. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Metro Petroleum Jannali fuel station with pumps closed. Sign shows fuel prices. Headline Text: Locals enter fuel mourning as metro jannali shuts pumps: we're not ready for reddy. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Locals Enter Fuel Mourning as Metro Jannali Shuts Pumps: ‘We’re Not Ready for Reddy’

May 272 min read

Audley Weir reopens as water recedes. Road is clear; trees line the background. Headline reads: "Freedom Flows Again: Audley Weir Reopens Today Holding Bundeena and Maianbar Hostage With a Puddle.

Audley Weir reopens as water recedes. Road is clear; trees line the background. Headline reads: "Freedom Flows Again: Audley Weir Reopens Today Holding Bundeena and Maianbar Hostage With a Puddle.

Freedom Flows Again: Audley Weir Reopens After Holding Bundeena and Maianbar Hostage With a Puddle

May 252 min read

Prince Street North Cronulla carpark and beach on a sunny day with cars parked. Headline: Just in: North Cronulla Locals Demand Fortified Wall to Keep Out “Nighttime Nuisances” and P-Platers With Loud Spotify Playlists. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Prince Street North Cronulla carpark and beach on a sunny day with cars parked. Headline: Just in: North Cronulla Locals Demand Fortified Wall to Keep Out “Nighttime Nuisances” and P-Platers With Loud Spotify Playlists. Sutherland Shire Gazette

North Cronulla Locals Demand Fortified Wall to Keep Out “Nighttime Nuisances” and P-Platers With Loud Spotify Playlists

May 212 min read

“I Did My Part for Road Safety”: Local Driver Feels Deeply Fulfilled After Honking at L-Plater Half a Second After Light Turns Green

May 201 min read

Turquoise caravan converted to mobile petrol station, labeled "Yatesy's Mobile Servo," parked on suburban street. Text overlay: Sutherland Shire Gazette. Headline: Yatsey's Mobile Metro - Shire Man Converts Caravan into Roving Petrol Station, With Greensleeves on Loudspeaker.

Turquoise caravan converted to mobile petrol station, labeled "Yatesy's Mobile Servo," parked on suburban street. Text overlay: Sutherland Shire Gazette. Headline: Yatsey's Mobile Metro - Shire Man Converts Caravan into Roving Petrol Station, With Greensleeves on Loudspeaker.

Yatesy’s Mobile Metro: Shire Man Converts Caravan into Roving Petrol Station, With Greensleeves on Loudspeaker.

May 92 min read

Image of a Metro petrol station with cars refueling. Sutherland Shire Gazette branding visible. Headline text reads: Shire Drivers Burn More Fuel Trying to Save Fuel in Great Petrol Price Pilgramage.

Image of a Metro petrol station with cars refueling. Sutherland Shire Gazette branding visible. Headline text reads: Shire Drivers Burn More Fuel Trying to Save Fuel in Great Petrol Price Pilgramage.

Shire Drivers Burn More Fuel Trying to Save Fuel in Great Petrol Price Pilgrimage

May 51 min read

Traffic jam on a highway at sunset, trees lining the road. Headline text reads: Leave now or abandon all hope: holidaymakers warned to begin return trek to the shire now before sunday 's traffic devours them whole.

Traffic jam on a highway at sunset, trees lining the road. Headline text reads: Leave now or abandon all hope: holidaymakers warned to begin return trek to the shire now before sunday 's traffic devours them whole.

Leave Now or Abandon All Hope: Holidaymakers Warned to Begin Return Trek to The Shire Now Before Sunday's Holiday Traffic Devours Them Whole

Apr 242 min read

Traffic report collage shows gridlocked cars on a tree-lined street and a map with a marked route. Text discusses drivers and Sutherland Shire.

Traffic report collage shows gridlocked cars on a tree-lined street and a map with a marked route. Text discusses drivers and Sutherland Shire.

TRAFFIC REPORT: TAFE it or Leave it. Desperate Drivers Funnelled Through Educational Institution Car Park in Bold Shire Exit Attempt.

Apr 191 min read

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