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Two women with umbrellas hold acai bowl smoothies on a rainy Cronulla Esplanade under an umbrella. Headline: "Summer's Sudden Exit: Shire Residents Brace for Early Winter."

Two women with umbrellas hold acai bowl smoothies on a rainy Cronulla Esplanade under an umbrella. Headline: "Summer's Sudden Exit: Shire Residents Brace for Early Winter."

Summer’s Sudden Exit: Shire Residents Brace for Early Winter

Jan 18, 20252 min read

A couple hugs on a train platform, during the train strikes. Text: "Feelgood Friday News: Love on the Lines."

A couple hugs on a train platform, during the train strikes. Text: "Feelgood Friday News: Love on the Lines."

Love on the Lines: Train Strikes Spark Romance in the Shire

Jan 17, 20252 min read

Man in a suit cuts a blue ribbon at The Vinyl Room's heritage listing event. Plaque visible, crowd smiles, festive mood. Headline: Iconic Gymea nightclub Vinyl Room Receives Heritage Listing

Man in a suit cuts a blue ribbon at The Vinyl Room's heritage listing event. Plaque visible, crowd smiles, festive mood. Headline: Iconic Gymea nightclub Vinyl Room Receives Heritage Listing

Iconic Gymea Nightclub Vinyl Room Receives Heritage Listing

Jan 3, 20252 min read

Three smiling construction workers in yellow vests toast with champagne in a bar. Headline reads: "Tradies Prefer Moët Over Great Northern."

Three smiling construction workers in yellow vests toast with champagne in a bar. Headline reads: "Tradies Prefer Moët Over Great Northern."

Sutherland Shire Tradies Spark National Shock: Turns Out They Prefer Moet to Great Northern

Dec 31, 20241 min read

Two women holding acai bowls on a sunny beach with a blue van. Text discusses Sutherland Shire's acai bowl black market amid crisis.

Two women holding acai bowls on a sunny beach with a blue van. Text discusses Sutherland Shire's acai bowl black market amid crisis.

Sutherland Shire Grapples With Surging Acai Bowl Black Market Amongst Cost of Living Crisis

Dec 30, 20241 min read

Three people in pale linen outfits stand at a bar. Sutherland Shire Gazette Headline reads, "Cronulla RSL Unveils Bold New Dress Code: Pale Linen Only."

Three people in pale linen outfits stand at a bar. Sutherland Shire Gazette Headline reads, "Cronulla RSL Unveils Bold New Dress Code: Pale Linen Only."

Cronulla RSL Unveils Bold New Dress Code: Pale Linen only

Dec 24, 20242 min read

Man in Santa hat and apron grills meat outdoors, smiling, holding gravy. Another man stands nearby. Text: "National Gravy Day" headline.

Man in Santa hat and apron grills meat outdoors, smiling, holding gravy. Another man stands nearby. Text: "National Gravy Day" headline.

National Gravy Day: The Day Aussies Officially Declare “Shit Yeah, It’s Christmas!”

Dec 21, 20242 min read

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