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Four men stand on a boat, overlooking a river lined with trees. Headline: "Totally Normal Behaviour"": Shire Locals Stunned That Men in 20's Who Bought Half Millian Dollar Boat Werent Just Really Good at Crypto. Text includes Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Four men stand on a boat, overlooking a river lined with trees. Headline: "Totally Normal Behaviour"": Shire Locals Stunned That Men in 20's Who Bought Half Millian Dollar Boat Werent Just Really Good at Crypto. Text includes Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Totally Normal Behaviour”: Shire Locals Stunned That Men in 20s Who Bought Half-Million Dollar Boat Weren’t Just ‘Really Good at Crypto’

May 18, 20251 min read

Group at table reacting to trivia, beer, and food. Headline: "Local Trivia Night Erupts After 'I Could Care Less' Comment Sparks Linguistic Civil War."

Group at table reacting to trivia, beer, and food. Headline: "Local Trivia Night Erupts After 'I Could Care Less' Comment Sparks Linguistic Civil War."

Local Pub Trivia Night Erupts After ‘I Could Care Less’ Comment Sparks Linguistic Civil War

May 14, 20252 min read

Crane tower under blue sky in residential area. Text: EXCLUSIVE: Dreams Dashed - Shire Council Crane Policy Crushes Hopes for Tower of Illawong.

Crane tower under blue sky in residential area. Text: EXCLUSIVE: Dreams Dashed - Shire Council Crane Policy Crushes Hopes for Tower of Illawong.

Dreams Dashed: Shire Council Crane Policy Crushes Hopes for Tower of Illawong Crane.

May 10, 20252 min read

Image shows Harris Farm Markets store entrance with fruit displays and price signs. Headline: Äll my mothers days have come at once": Mums lose it over harris farm miranda news - told to calm ya farm until November. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Image shows Harris Farm Markets store entrance with fruit displays and price signs. Headline: Äll my mothers days have come at once": Mums lose it over harris farm miranda news - told to calm ya farm until November. Sutherland Shire Gazette

“All My Mother’s Days Have Come at Once”: Shire Mums Lose It Over Harris Farm Miranda News, Told to Calm Ya Farm Until October

May 8, 20252 min read

Group holding signs that read "Secure the BBQ" and "Sausage Integrity" at a barbecue event. Grilled sausages on display with a casual atmosphere. Headline reads: Ëlection 2025 - Major parties clash on sausage policy as nation grills itself intodecision.

Group holding signs that read "Secure the BBQ" and "Sausage Integrity" at a barbecue event. Grilled sausages on display with a casual atmosphere. Headline reads: Ëlection 2025 - Major parties clash on sausage policy as nation grills itself intodecision.

Election 2025: Major Parties Clash on Sausage Policy as Nation Grills Itself into Decision

May 3, 20252 min read

Man cooking in kitchen, stirring pot, Vegemite jar on counter. Text: Local man seeks trademark for Spag Bol recipe with Vegemite.

Man cooking in kitchen, stirring pot, Vegemite jar on counter. Text: Local man seeks trademark for Spag Bol recipe with Vegemite.

Local Man Attempts to Trademark His Vegemite Spag Bol to Avoid “Recipe Theft”

May 1, 20252 min read

Man with bandaged wrist, assisted by medic, sits at table in busy voting hall. Headline: "Shire Voter Hospitalised After Vote."

Man with bandaged wrist, assisted by medic, sits at table in busy voting hall. Headline: "Shire Voter Hospitalised After Vote."

Election 2025: Shire Voter Hospitalised After Attempting Full Below-the-Line Senate Vote: “I Just Wanted My Democracy to Count”

May 1, 20251 min read

Man smiling in a kitchen while cutting a colorful birthday cake. Headline text reads: He's ruined it for the rest of us: local dad blacklisted by bloke community after nailing another ridiculous birthday cake.

Man smiling in a kitchen while cutting a colorful birthday cake. Headline text reads: He's ruined it for the rest of us: local dad blacklisted by bloke community after nailing another ridiculous birthday cake.

“He’s Ruined It for the Rest of Us”: Local Dad Blacklisted by Bloke Community After Nailing Another Ridiculous Kids Birthday Cake

Apr 27, 20252 min read

Older adults enjoying coffee at a seaside cafe, smiling, with a golden retriever nearby, beach in the backgrond. Headline reads: "Make it Nuclear: Boomer Demand for 'Extra Hot' Coffee. Confirmed as Global Phenomenon"

Older adults enjoying coffee at a seaside cafe, smiling, with a golden retriever nearby, beach in the backgrond. Headline reads: "Make it Nuclear: Boomer Demand for 'Extra Hot' Coffee. Confirmed as Global Phenomenon"

“Make It Nuclear”: Boomer Demand for ‘Extra Hot’ Coffee Confirmed as Global Phenomenon

Apr 23, 20252 min read

Man in suit with earphones holding a mug, smiling in an office. Headline Text: Exclusive - With No Kids or Chaos, Local City Worker Briefly Experiences Version of Sydney That Works. Article by Sandy Shores, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Man in suit with earphones holding a mug, smiling in an office. Headline Text: Exclusive - With No Kids or Chaos, Local City Worker Briefly Experiences Version of Sydney That Works. Article by Sandy Shores, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

With No Kids or Commuter Chaos, Local City Worker Briefly Experiences Version of Sydney That Works

Apr 14, 20251 min read

A woman points at food in a fish and chip shop. Customers line up. The text discusses a new vegan's dilemma with chicken salt.

A woman points at food in a fish and chip shop. Customers line up. The text discusses a new vegan's dilemma with chicken salt.

Newly Vegan Local Faces Moral Crisis Over Chicken Salt: "I Wasn't Ready for This"

Apr 12, 20251 min read

Crowd at fairground with Ferris wheel and rides. Headline: Pop up lender at Miranda fair offering 30 year mortgages for tickets to attend the royal easter show. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Crowd at fairground with Ferris wheel and rides. Headline: Pop up lender at Miranda fair offering 30 year mortgages for tickets to attend the royal easter show. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Pop-Up Lender at Miranda Fair Now Offering 30-Year Mortgages for Tickets To Attend The Royal Easter Show

Apr 10, 20251 min read

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