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Trevor the Dachshund in sunglasses relaxes by a pool with a cocktail. Headlinetext reads: EXCLUSIVE: Trevor Breaks Silence on South Coast ‘Accommodation Incident,’ Insists It Was a Strategic Reset. Sutherland Shire Gazette. Relaxed summer vibe.

Trevor the Dachshund in sunglasses relaxes by a pool with a cocktail. Headlinetext reads: EXCLUSIVE: Trevor Breaks Silence on South Coast ‘Accommodation Incident,’ Insists It Was a Strategic Reset. Sutherland Shire Gazette. Relaxed summer vibe.

EXCLUSIVE: Trevor Breaks Silence on South Coast ‘Accommodation Incident,’ Insists It Was a Strategic Reset.

Jan 132 min read

White awning cafe, people dining outside. Text: EXCLUSIVE report on SUVs parked, pastries missing, locals alert. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

White awning cafe, people dining outside. Text: EXCLUSIVE report on SUVs parked, pastries missing, locals alert. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

EXCLUSIVE: Double Bay SUVs Caught Illegally Parked Outside Flour Caringbah South - Pastries Missing, Shire Locals On High Alert.

Jan 92 min read

Trevor the dachshund dog beside a large veggie burger and fries on a table outdoors. Text on image: Breaking news headline: BREAKING AFTERNOON EDITION: Trevor Located - Progress North Delayed by Milton Traffic and Celebrity Obligations. and Sutherland Shire Gazette info. Mood is humorous.

Trevor the dachshund dog beside a large veggie burger and fries on a table outdoors. Text on image: Breaking news headline: BREAKING AFTERNOON EDITION: Trevor Located - Progress North Delayed by Milton Traffic and Celebrity Obligations. and Sutherland Shire Gazette info. Mood is humorous.

BREAKING AFTERNOON EDITION: Trevor Located - Progress North Delayed by Milton Traffic and Celebrity Obligations.

Jan 81 min read

Men queued up in a long line outside toilets at a contemporary bar. The headline text reads: BREAKING: Unprecedented Queue Spotted Outside Men’s Toilets at Parc Pavillion - Historians Confirm This Has Never Happened Before. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Men queued up in a long line outside toilets at a contemporary bar. The headline text reads: BREAKING: Unprecedented Queue Spotted Outside Men’s Toilets at Parc Pavillion - Historians Confirm This Has Never Happened Before. Sutherland Shire Gazette

BREAKING: Unprecedented Queue Spotted Outside Men’s Toilets at Parc Pavillion - Historians Confirm This Has Never Happened Before.

Dec 28, 20252 min read

Two garbage bins with red and yellow lids are in a driveway. One has a sign: "DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT." Headline text rads: BREAKING: Shire Launches Christmas Crackdown on Prawn-Head Dumpers — Midnight Bin Offenders Warned “We’re Watching”. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Two garbage bins with red and yellow lids are in a driveway. One has a sign: "DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT." Headline text rads: BREAKING: Shire Launches Christmas Crackdown on Prawn-Head Dumpers — Midnight Bin Offenders Warned “We’re Watching”. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

BREAKING: Shire Launches Christmas Crackdown on Prawn-Head Dumpers — Midnight Bin Offenders Warned “We’re Watching”.

Dec 26, 20252 min read

BREAKING NEWS: Santa Claus Briefly Sighted at Northies.

Dec 24, 20251 min read

Kids measure drinks with a ruler at a festive table. Adults in Santa hats watch in the sunny yard. Text: JUST IN: Local Kids Re-Enter Competitive Measurement Phase Over Christmas Soft Drink Pour. by Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Kids measure drinks with a ruler at a festive table. Adults in Santa hats watch in the sunny yard. Text: JUST IN: Local Kids Re-Enter Competitive Measurement Phase Over Christmas Soft Drink Pour. by Sutherland Shire Gazette.

JUST IN: Local Kids Re-Enter Competitive Measurement Phase Over Christmas Soft Drink Pour.

Dec 21, 20252 min read

Group of people socializing outdoors at sunset near brick wall. Empty glass on table. Headline Text: SPECIAL FEATURE: The Shire Exit Guide - The Top 10 Ways Locals Perfect The Art of Leaving. After an extensive investigation by our Social Affairs Desk, consider this your official field guide to leaving social situations the Shire way. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Group of people socializing outdoors at sunset near brick wall. Empty glass on table. Headline Text: SPECIAL FEATURE: The Shire Exit Guide - The Top 10 Ways Locals Perfect The Art of Leaving. After an extensive investigation by our Social Affairs Desk, consider this your official field guide to leaving social situations the Shire way. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

SPECIAL FEATURE: The Shire Exit Guide - The Top 10 Ways Locals Perfect The Art of Leaving.

Dec 20, 20252 min read

Group of people in festive hats gathered outdoors around a table with snacks and dips. Headline: EXCLUSIVE: Shire Resident Politely Nods for Record-Breaking 14 Minutes While Neighbour Explains Aldi Blue Cheese Discovery. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Group of people in festive hats gathered outdoors around a table with snacks and dips. Headline: EXCLUSIVE: Shire Resident Politely Nods for Record-Breaking 14 Minutes While Neighbour Explains Aldi Blue Cheese Discovery. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

EXCLUSIVE: Shire Resident Politely Nods for Record-Breaking 14 Minutes While Neighbour Explains Aldi Blue Cheese Discovery.

Dec 19, 20252 min read

Group dining at marina with Champagne. Casual, joyful mood. Headline about fabric shock. Headline Text"EXCLUSIVE: Couple Escorted from Pippi’s Cronulla for Wearing Non-Linen Fabrics — Community in Fabric Shock.Sutherland Shire Gazette banner visible.

Group dining at marina with Champagne. Casual, joyful mood. Headline about fabric shock. Headline Text"EXCLUSIVE: Couple Escorted from Pippi’s Cronulla for Wearing Non-Linen Fabrics — Community in Fabric Shock.Sutherland Shire Gazette banner visible.

EXCLUSIVE: Couple Escorted from Pippi’s Cronulla for Wearing Non-Linen Fabrics — Community in Fabric Shock.

Dec 7, 20252 min read

EXCLUSIVE: Trevor the Dachshund Retreats to Far Kurnell for ‘Reputation Reset’ — Promises He’s “Reflecting, Rebranding, and Resting My Public Image”.

Nov 25, 20252 min read

Man in bed looks hungover, hand on head. Headline: Shire dad's "Rain Dance Shot" leads to joy. Background shows window and trees.

Man in bed looks hungover, hand on head. Headline: Shire dad's "Rain Dance Shot" leads to joy. Background shows window and trees.

BREAKING: Shire Dad Performs Late-Night “Rain Dance Shot” - Wakes to Nippers Cancelled and Region-Wide Parental Euphoria

Nov 23, 20252 min read

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