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Election 2025: Major Parties Clash on Sausage Policy as Nation Grills Itself into Decision
5 days ago
2 min read
Local Man Attempts to Trademark His Vegemite Spag Bol to Avoid “Recipe Theft”
7 days ago
2 min read
Election 2025: Shire Voter Hospitalised After Attempting Full Below-the-Line Senate Vote: “I Just Wanted My Democracy to Count”
May 1
1 min read
“He’s Ruined It for the Rest of Us”: Local Dad Blacklisted by Bloke Community After Nailing Another Ridiculous Kids Birthday Cake
Apr 27
2 min read
“Make It Nuclear”: Boomer Demand for ‘Extra Hot’ Coffee Confirmed as Global Phenomenon
Apr 23
2 min read
With No Kids or Commuter Chaos, Local City Worker Briefly Experiences Version of Sydney That Works
Apr 14
1 min read
Newly Vegan Local Faces Moral Crisis Over Chicken Salt: "I Wasn't Ready for This"
Apr 12
1 min read
Pop-Up Lender at Miranda Fair Now Offering 30-Year Mortgages for Tickets To Attend The Royal Easter Show
Apr 10
1 min read
Sutherland Shire Declares Independence - Now a Sovereign Nation.
Mar 31
1 min read
Mysterious Delay Syndrome Spreads: Sharks Leagues Club Caught ‘North Cronulla Virus’
Mar 29
1 min read
BREAKING: Sutherland Shire Wins ‘God’s Country’ Award for 40th Straight Year
Mar 28
2 min read
“Brewxiety” Sweeps the Shire as Coffee Prices Soar—Residents Now Ducking, Dodging, and Faking Phone Calls to Avoid Coffee Shout
Mar 24
2 min read
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