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With No Kids or Commuter Chaos, Local City Worker Briefly Experiences Version of Sydney That Works
Apr 14
1 min read
Newly Vegan Local Faces Moral Crisis Over Chicken Salt: "I Wasn't Ready for This"
Apr 12
1 min read
Pop-Up Lender at Miranda Fair Now Offering 30-Year Mortgages for Tickets To Attend The Royal Easter Show
Apr 10
1 min read
Sutherland Shire Declares Independence - Now a Sovereign Nation.
Mar 31
1 min read
Mysterious Delay Syndrome Spreads: Sharks Leagues Club Caught ‘North Cronulla Virus’
Mar 29
1 min read
BREAKING: Sutherland Shire Wins ‘God’s Country’ Award for 40th Straight Year
Mar 28
2 min read
“Brewxiety” Sweeps the Shire as Coffee Prices Soar—Residents Now Ducking, Dodging, and Faking Phone Calls to Avoid Coffee Shout
Mar 24
2 min read
Local Driver Trapped in Kiora Mall Car Park - Survives on World’s Best Banh Mi
Mar 23
2 min read
Cronulla’s Newest “Masterpiece”: Half Built North Cronulla Surf Club to be Unveiled as Bold Artistic Statement
Mar 19
2 min read
From Abandoned Eyesore to Spooky Attraction? Bold New Plans for Caringbah Marketplace
Mar 6
1 min read
Woronora’s Legendary Chinese Restaurant Awarded Posthumous Michelin Star—Locals Say ‘About Time!’
Feb 3
2 min read
Jannali’s Next Big Gamble: Casino Precinct to Replace Whatever’s Left in Jannali's Masterplan
Feb 2
2 min read
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