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Coffee and water on a table in a cafe. A headline reads, "Shire Man Crosses Georges River, Orders Long Black, Unlocks Alternate Universe."

Coffee and water on a table in a cafe. A headline reads, "Shire Man Crosses Georges River, Orders Long Black, Unlocks Alternate Universe."

Shire Man Crosses Georges River, Orders Long Black Coffee, Accidentally Unlocks Alternate Universe

Sep 201 min read

Local Woman Torn Between Love and Larceny After Discovering Boyfriend’s Entire Glassware Collection Is Stolen and Recycled

Sep 31 min read

Scenes of Chaos as Caringbah Couple’s Long-Awaited Child-Free Date Night Implodes

Aug 302 min read

Four women chat over drinks at a beachside cafe. Headline Text: Öne of Us": Non-Shire Woman Uses DNA Test To Breach High School Friendship Fortress. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Four women chat over drinks at a beachside cafe. Headline Text: Öne of Us": Non-Shire Woman Uses DNA Test To Breach High School Friendship Fortress. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

“One of Us” - Non-Shire Woman Uses DNA Test to Breach High School Friendship Fortress

Aug 112 min read

Barista pours coffee, woman hands a pastry to a customer in a busy cafe. Headline text reads: Just give me a large - Local Man shaken by one size fits alll coffee policy

Barista pours coffee, woman hands a pastry to a customer in a busy cafe. Headline text reads: Just give me a large - Local Man shaken by one size fits alll coffee policy

“Just Give Me a Large”: Local Man Shaken by One-Size-Fits-All Coffee Policy

Aug 92 min read

Women enjoying a lively brunch with drinks at a sunlit table. Text overlay: "EXCLUSIVE: Study Confirms Woman Who Hyped Bottomless Brunch Most Likely to Tap Out by 1:12pm." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Women enjoying a lively brunch with drinks at a sunlit table. Text overlay: "EXCLUSIVE: Study Confirms Woman Who Hyped Bottomless Brunch Most Likely to Tap Out by 1:12pm." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Study Confirms Woman Who Hyped Bottomless Brunch Most Likely To Tap Out By 1:12pm

Jul 271 min read

Family in airport with luggage, smiling Man dressed in linen ensemble. Headline Text: "EXCLUSIVE: Local Family Returns from Euro-Summer with Continental Accents and Refined Palates." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Family in airport with luggage, smiling Man dressed in linen ensemble. Headline Text: "EXCLUSIVE: Local Family Returns from Euro-Summer with Continental Accents and Refined Palates." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Local Family Returns from Euro-Summer with Continental Accents and Refined Palates

Jul 232 min read

Two images of Metro Petrol JAnnali and Oyster Bay Local Liquor store signs, with clear blue sky background. Headline reads: Oyster Bay and Jannali House Prices Set to Surge After Region's Two Most Sacred Institutions Get Glow-Ups. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Two images of Metro Petrol JAnnali and Oyster Bay Local Liquor store signs, with clear blue sky background. Headline reads: Oyster Bay and Jannali House Prices Set to Surge After Region's Two Most Sacred Institutions Get Glow-Ups. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Oyster Bay and Jannali House Prices Set to Surge After Region's Two Most Sacred Institutions Get Glow-Ups

Jul 172 min read

People sit around a backyard firepit at night, chatting and drinking. An owl perches on a clothesline. Cheese board on a cooler nearby. Headline Text: Local Woman Mistaken for Mouse by Powerful Owl During Firepit Wee. Sutherland Shire Gazette

People sit around a backyard firepit at night, chatting and drinking. An owl perches on a clothesline. Cheese board on a cooler nearby. Headline Text: Local Woman Mistaken for Mouse by Powerful Owl During Firepit Wee. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Local Woman Mistaken for Mouse by Powerful Owl During Firepit Wee

Jun 222 min read

Cronulla Man Goes to Italy Once, Returns as Self-Appointed Expert in ‘Real Pizza’

Jun 211 min read

Four men stand on a boat, overlooking a river lined with trees. Headline: "Totally Normal Behaviour"": Shire Locals Stunned That Men in 20's Who Bought Half Millian Dollar Boat Werent Just Really Good at Crypto. Text includes Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Four men stand on a boat, overlooking a river lined with trees. Headline: "Totally Normal Behaviour"": Shire Locals Stunned That Men in 20's Who Bought Half Millian Dollar Boat Werent Just Really Good at Crypto. Text includes Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Totally Normal Behaviour”: Shire Locals Stunned That Men in 20s Who Bought Half-Million Dollar Boat Weren’t Just ‘Really Good at Crypto’

May 181 min read

Group at table reacting to trivia, beer, and food. Headline: "Local Trivia Night Erupts After 'I Could Care Less' Comment Sparks Linguistic Civil War."

Group at table reacting to trivia, beer, and food. Headline: "Local Trivia Night Erupts After 'I Could Care Less' Comment Sparks Linguistic Civil War."

Local Pub Trivia Night Erupts After ‘I Could Care Less’ Comment Sparks Linguistic Civil War

May 142 min read

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