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4 friends socialising over drinks. Headline text: WEEKEND EXCLUSIVE: Why the Shire Still Believes It Can Fit 46 Catch-Ups Into December - Despite All Evidence to the Contrary. The Sutherland Shire Gazette. Photo caption: They look relaxed because this photo was taken in October. None of these people will survive December.

4 friends socialising over drinks. Headline text: WEEKEND EXCLUSIVE: Why the Shire Still Believes It Can Fit 46 Catch-Ups Into December - Despite All Evidence to the Contrary. The Sutherland Shire Gazette. Photo caption: They look relaxed because this photo was taken in October. None of these people will survive December.

WEEKEND EXCLUSIVE: Why the Shire Still Belives It Can Fit 46 Catch-Ups Into December - Despite All Evidence to the Contrary.

Nov 22, 20252 min read

A packed freezer full of food containers and bags. Text: "BREAKING: Freezer Purge begins across the shire - residents enter mystery mel season ahead of christmas strage crisis," "SUTHERLAND SHIRE GAZETTE." Mood: humorous.

A packed freezer full of food containers and bags. Text: "BREAKING: Freezer Purge begins across the shire - residents enter mystery mel season ahead of christmas strage crisis," "SUTHERLAND SHIRE GAZETTE." Mood: humorous.

BREAKING: Freezer Purge Begins Across the Shire — Residents Enter ‘Mystery Meal Season’ Ahead of Christmas Storage Crisis

Nov 15, 20252 min read

Coffee and water on a table in a cafe. A headline reads, "Shire Man Crosses Georges River, Orders Long Black, Unlocks Alternate Universe."

Coffee and water on a table in a cafe. A headline reads, "Shire Man Crosses Georges River, Orders Long Black, Unlocks Alternate Universe."

Shire Man Crosses Georges River, Orders Long Black Coffee, Accidentally Unlocks Alternate Universe

Sep 20, 20251 min read

Local Woman Torn Between Love and Larceny After Discovering Boyfriend’s Entire Glassware Collection Is Stolen and Recycled

Sep 3, 20251 min read

Scenes of Chaos as Caringbah Couple’s Long-Awaited Child-Free Date Night Implodes

Aug 30, 20252 min read

Four women chat over drinks at a beachside cafe. Headline Text: Öne of Us": Non-Shire Woman Uses DNA Test To Breach High School Friendship Fortress. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Four women chat over drinks at a beachside cafe. Headline Text: Öne of Us": Non-Shire Woman Uses DNA Test To Breach High School Friendship Fortress. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

“One of Us” - Non-Shire Woman Uses DNA Test to Breach High School Friendship Fortress

Aug 11, 20252 min read

Barista pours coffee, woman hands a pastry to a customer in a busy cafe. Headline text reads: Just give me a large - Local Man shaken by one size fits alll coffee policy

Barista pours coffee, woman hands a pastry to a customer in a busy cafe. Headline text reads: Just give me a large - Local Man shaken by one size fits alll coffee policy

“Just Give Me a Large”: Local Man Shaken by One-Size-Fits-All Coffee Policy

Aug 9, 20252 min read

Women enjoying a lively brunch with drinks at a sunlit table. Text overlay: "EXCLUSIVE: Study Confirms Woman Who Hyped Bottomless Brunch Most Likely to Tap Out by 1:12pm." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Women enjoying a lively brunch with drinks at a sunlit table. Text overlay: "EXCLUSIVE: Study Confirms Woman Who Hyped Bottomless Brunch Most Likely to Tap Out by 1:12pm." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Study Confirms Woman Who Hyped Bottomless Brunch Most Likely To Tap Out By 1:12pm

Jul 27, 20251 min read

Family in airport with luggage, smiling Man dressed in linen ensemble. Headline Text: "EXCLUSIVE: Local Family Returns from Euro-Summer with Continental Accents and Refined Palates." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Family in airport with luggage, smiling Man dressed in linen ensemble. Headline Text: "EXCLUSIVE: Local Family Returns from Euro-Summer with Continental Accents and Refined Palates." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Local Family Returns from Euro-Summer with Continental Accents and Refined Palates

Jul 23, 20252 min read

Two images of Metro Petrol JAnnali and Oyster Bay Local Liquor store signs, with clear blue sky background. Headline reads: Oyster Bay and Jannali House Prices Set to Surge After Region's Two Most Sacred Institutions Get Glow-Ups. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Two images of Metro Petrol JAnnali and Oyster Bay Local Liquor store signs, with clear blue sky background. Headline reads: Oyster Bay and Jannali House Prices Set to Surge After Region's Two Most Sacred Institutions Get Glow-Ups. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Oyster Bay and Jannali House Prices Set to Surge After Region's Two Most Sacred Institutions Get Glow-Ups

Jul 17, 20252 min read

People sit around a backyard firepit at night, chatting and drinking. An owl perches on a clothesline. Cheese board on a cooler nearby. Headline Text: Local Woman Mistaken for Mouse by Powerful Owl During Firepit Wee. Sutherland Shire Gazette

People sit around a backyard firepit at night, chatting and drinking. An owl perches on a clothesline. Cheese board on a cooler nearby. Headline Text: Local Woman Mistaken for Mouse by Powerful Owl During Firepit Wee. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Local Woman Mistaken for Mouse by Powerful Owl During Firepit Wee

Jun 22, 20252 min read

Cronulla Man Goes to Italy Once, Returns as Self-Appointed Expert in ‘Real Pizza’

Jun 21, 20251 min read

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