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Man in bed looks hungover, hand on head. Headline: Shire dad's "Rain Dance Shot" leads to joy. Background shows window and trees.

Man in bed looks hungover, hand on head. Headline: Shire dad's "Rain Dance Shot" leads to joy. Background shows window and trees.

BREAKING: Shire Dad Performs Late-Night “Rain Dance Shot” - Wakes to Nippers Cancelled and Region-Wide Parental Euphoria

Nov 232 min read

Beach scene with adults and children in pink and orange vests running into the waves at Nippers. Headline: Shire Parents hit “Nippers Fatigue” But Will Continue Pretending Everything is Fine Until March. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Beach scene with adults and children in pink and orange vests running into the waves at Nippers. Headline: Shire Parents hit “Nippers Fatigue” But Will Continue Pretending Everything is Fine Until March. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

SPECIAL REPORT: Shire Parents Officially Hit “Nippers Fatigue” — But Will Continue Pretending Everything Is Fine Until March

Nov 162 min read

EXCLUSIVE: More Dumbbells and Kettles Than Parking Spaces - Sutherland Shire Council To Declare “Protected Muscle Zone” for Kirrawee and Taren Point.

EXCLUSIVE: More Dumbbells and Kettles Than Parking Spaces - Sutherland Shire Council To Declare “Protected Muscle Zone” for Kirrawee and Taren Point.

EXCLUSIVE: More Dumbbells and Kettles Than Parking Spaces - Sutherland Shire Council To Declare “Protected Muscle Zone” for Kirrawee and Taren Point.

Nov 101 min read

Locals Call for Dedicated ‘Wheelie Lane’ Across Captain Cook Bridge to Support Youth Innovation

Oct 271 min read

Sign in park reads "Please Remember..." with reminders about kids' sports. Soccer field in background, trees nearby. Headline Text: "It's Not The World Cup", Says Sign - Parents Proceed to Act Like It's the Final at Wembley Anyway. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Sign in park reads "Please Remember..." with reminders about kids' sports. Soccer field in background, trees nearby. Headline Text: "It's Not The World Cup", Says Sign - Parents Proceed to Act Like It's the Final at Wembley Anyway. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

"It's Not The World Cup", Says Sign - Soccer Parents Proceed to Act Like It's the Final at Wembley Anyway

Jul 282 min read

Runners at a race by the sea, wearing colorful athletic gear. Text reads: "Sutherland to Surf Runner Spotted Jogging Without Sharing to Strava. Locals Call for Intervention" Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Runners at a race by the sea, wearing colorful athletic gear. Text reads: "Sutherland to Surf Runner Spotted Jogging Without Sharing to Strava. Locals Call for Intervention" Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Sutherland to Surf Runner Spotted Jogging Without Sharing It to Strava - Locals Call for Intervention

Jul 202 min read

Over 35's Soccer players in jerseys gather on a field, some on crutches. A player sits injured, attended by a person in a hoodie. Grass and trees in background. "Local Over 35's Sports Season in Jeopardy After Mass ACL Wipeout - Council Considers Replacing Grand Final with Group Physio Session". Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Over 35's Soccer players in jerseys gather on a field, some on crutches. A player sits injured, attended by a person in a hoodie. Grass and trees in background. "Local Over 35's Sports Season in Jeopardy After Mass ACL Wipeout - Council Considers Replacing Grand Final with Group Physio Session". Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Local Over 35's Sports Season in Jeopardy After Mass ACL Injury Wipeout - Council Considers Replacing Grand Final with Group Physio Session

Jul 121 min read

NSW Blues Women's Team featured with rugby balls, set against a backdrop of Heathcote Road. Headline text: NSW Blues Womens Team Look to Seal 2025 Origin Series Tonight - and Voted to Fix Heathcote Road While They're At it.

NSW Blues Women's Team featured with rugby balls, set against a backdrop of Heathcote Road. Headline text: NSW Blues Womens Team Look to Seal 2025 Origin Series Tonight - and Voted to Fix Heathcote Road While They're At it.

NSW Blues Womens Team Look to Seal 2025 State of Origin Series Tonight - and Voted to Fix Heathcote Road While They’re At It.

May 291 min read

ET Phone Home - NSWRL Star Hall of Fame Calls, Shire Wonders What Took So Long

May 232 min read

Adults in a hallway look shocked at a whiteboard covered in game scores. Headline Text: Under 7's Soccer Regrading Scandal Erupts After 10-0 "Victory" Built Entirely on Wrong Goals. Parents Call for VAR Review.

Adults in a hallway look shocked at a whiteboard covered in game scores. Headline Text: Under 7's Soccer Regrading Scandal Erupts After 10-0 "Victory" Built Entirely on Wrong Goals. Parents Call for VAR Review.

Under 7's Soccer Regrading Scandal Erupts After 10-0 "Victory" Built Entirely on Wrong Goals. Parents Call for VAR Review.

Apr 282 min read

Person with a yellow-green umbrella stands on a flooded sports field at sunset. Text headline: Dont even bother: local sports season already declared a washout by weather gods. Mood: somber.

Person with a yellow-green umbrella stands on a flooded sports field at sunset. Text headline: Dont even bother: local sports season already declared a washout by weather gods. Mood: somber.

“Don’t Even Bother”: Local Sports Season Already Declared a Washout by Weather Gods

Mar 302 min read

Aerial view of an empty Cronulla Sharks football stadium beside apartment buildings, surrounded by trees. Headline: Exclusive Investigation on 'North Cronulla Surf Club Virus' by Harper Vale.

Aerial view of an empty Cronulla Sharks football stadium beside apartment buildings, surrounded by trees. Headline: Exclusive Investigation on 'North Cronulla Surf Club Virus' by Harper Vale.

Mysterious Delay Syndrome Spreads: Sharks Leagues Club Caught ‘North Cronulla Virus’

Mar 291 min read

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