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Newborns in a hospital nursery, nurses in the background. Text: Shire's Top Baby Boy Names for 2025 Revealed, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Newborns in a hospital nursery, nurses in the background. Text: Shire's Top Baby Boy Names for 2025 Revealed, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Shire’s Top Baby Boy Names for 2025 Revealed

Aug 61 min read

Man in bubble wrap suit in hardware store aisle. Headline reads "EXCLUSIVE: Local Dad Accidentally Becomes Performance Artist After Trying to Impress Private School Parents wiht Bubble Wrap Bonanza". Sutherland Shire Gazette

Man in bubble wrap suit in hardware store aisle. Headline reads "EXCLUSIVE: Local Dad Accidentally Becomes Performance Artist After Trying to Impress Private School Parents wiht Bubble Wrap Bonanza". Sutherland Shire Gazette

Local Dad Accidentally Becomes Performance Artist After Trying to Impress Private School Parents with Bubble Wrap Bonanza

Jun 202 min read

A tin shed and tall suspicious plants in a garden are shown. Sutherland Shire Gazette text: Headline: Its definitely about me: Woronora Heights Uni Student Convinced PolAir Chopper is Targetting His Backyard Botany Project.

A tin shed and tall suspicious plants in a garden are shown. Sutherland Shire Gazette text: Headline: Its definitely about me: Woronora Heights Uni Student Convinced PolAir Chopper is Targetting His Backyard Botany Project.

"Its Definitely About Me": Woronora Heights Uni Student Convinced PolAir Chopper is Targetting His Backyard 'Botany Project'.

May 122 min read

Woman sits in cinema seat holding wine, wearing a cap. Headline reads: Caringbah Mum Fakes Her Own Disappearance to Avoid Mothers Day Lunch with In-Laws.

Woman sits in cinema seat holding wine, wearing a cap. Headline reads: Caringbah Mum Fakes Her Own Disappearance to Avoid Mothers Day Lunch with In-Laws.

Caringbah Mum Fakes Her Own Disappearance to Avoid Mother’s Day Lunch with In-Laws

May 112 min read

Adults in a hallway look shocked at a whiteboard covered in game scores. Headline Text: Under 7's Soccer Regrading Scandal Erupts After 10-0 "Victory" Built Entirely on Wrong Goals. Parents Call for VAR Review.

Adults in a hallway look shocked at a whiteboard covered in game scores. Headline Text: Under 7's Soccer Regrading Scandal Erupts After 10-0 "Victory" Built Entirely on Wrong Goals. Parents Call for VAR Review.

Under 7's Soccer Regrading Scandal Erupts After 10-0 "Victory" Built Entirely on Wrong Goals. Parents Call for VAR Review.

Apr 282 min read

Man smiling in a kitchen while cutting a colorful birthday cake. Headline text reads: He's ruined it for the rest of us: local dad blacklisted by bloke community after nailing another ridiculous birthday cake.

Man smiling in a kitchen while cutting a colorful birthday cake. Headline text reads: He's ruined it for the rest of us: local dad blacklisted by bloke community after nailing another ridiculous birthday cake.

“He’s Ruined It for the Rest of Us”: Local Dad Blacklisted by Bloke Community After Nailing Another Ridiculous Kids Birthday Cake

Apr 272 min read

Cyclists ride through a busy street, surrounded by pedestrians and cars. Headline reads: "Shire Staycation Spirals as Ebikes and Housebound Locals Collide in Chaotic Storm."

Cyclists ride through a busy street, surrounded by pedestrians and cars. Headline reads: "Shire Staycation Spirals as Ebikes and Housebound Locals Collide in Chaotic Storm."

Shire Staycation Spirals as Ebikes and Housebound Locals Collide in Chaotic Storm

Apr 182 min read

Crowd at fairground with Ferris wheel and rides. Headline: Pop up lender at Miranda fair offering 30 year mortgages for tickets to attend the royal easter show. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Crowd at fairground with Ferris wheel and rides. Headline: Pop up lender at Miranda fair offering 30 year mortgages for tickets to attend the royal easter show. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Pop-Up Lender at Miranda Fair Now Offering 30-Year Mortgages for Tickets To Attend The Royal Easter Show

Apr 101 min read

Man with a cold compress on head rests on a sofa under a blanket, eyes closed. Headline reads "From Northies To Nausea - Local Gymea Dad Overstimulated into Oblivion by Four Kids' Parties in Two Days"

Man with a cold compress on head rests on a sofa under a blanket, eyes closed. Headline reads "From Northies To Nausea - Local Gymea Dad Overstimulated into Oblivion by Four Kids' Parties in Two Days"

From Northies to Nausea - Local Gymea Dad Overstimulated into Oblivion by four Kid's Parties in Two Days.

Apr 72 min read

Group of men in sportswear on a soccer field, practicing drills. Text reads: "Local Dads in Panic After Volunteering as Coaches."

Group of men in sportswear on a soccer field, practicing drills. Text reads: "Local Dads in Panic After Volunteering as Coaches."

Local Dads in Full Pre-Season Panic After Accidentally Volunteering as Soccer Coaches

Mar 221 min read

Shire Boarding School Headmaster smiling on a beach with a Boarding school resembling Hogwarts castle in the background. Text: Exclusive article about school holidays and boarding school rumors. Mood is whimsical.

Shire Boarding School Headmaster smiling on a beach with a Boarding school resembling Hogwarts castle in the background. Text: Exclusive article about school holidays and boarding school rumors. Mood is whimsical.

Longest School Holidays on Record Push Shire Parents to Breaking Point: Rumours of Cronulla Boarding School Emerge

Jan 302 min read

Three women in elegant dresses speak at a podium holding awards. Text: "Local Mums Nominated for Nobel Prize in Medicine."

Three women in elegant dresses speak at a podium holding awards. Text: "Local Mums Nominated for Nobel Prize in Medicine."

Local Shire Mums Nominated for Nobel Prize in Medicine for Diagnosing Rashes and Tummy Troubles

Jan 132 min read

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