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BREAKING: Trevor the Dachshund Confirmed as Final Contestant for ‘I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here’.

  • Jan 20
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Skye Waverley | Social Reporter | Sutherland Shire Gazette

20 January 2026


Dachshund wearing sunglasses and a hat against a bokeh background. Text: Trevor the Dachshund is a contestant on "I'm a Celebrity."

CRONULLA - After weeks of speculation, personal reinvention and what insiders describe as “extremely visible growth,” Trevor the Dachshund is rumoured to be confirmed as the final contestant set to enter the jungle on I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here!


The announcement follows a turbulent summer for the Shire’s most discussed sausage, including a South Coast “accommodation incident,” a strategic grooming reset, and a highly publicised reconciliation with owner Jess - all of which industry observers now recognise as a classic pre-jungle narrative arc.


Sources close to production say Trevor sealed the deal with an audition reel designed to demonstrate resilience under pressure. Highlights reportedly included footage of him pacing his Ulladulla accommodation during what insiders describe as “a challenging adjustment period,” maintaining extended eye contact throughout a full gland cleanse, an unflinching response to nail trimming, and a total refusal to acknowledge authority while being towel-wrapped.


“Trevor brings something we’ve never had before,” one insider said. “A contestant who refuses tasks, questions the premise, and will absolutely not eat a witchetty grub unless it’s been lightly pan-fried.”

Jess, believed to be Trevor’s long-suffering manager, partner and emotional anchor, has declined to comment directly, though neighbours report hearing phrases like “this is good exposure” and “don’t embarrass me” drifting from her apartment balcony late last night.


Trevor himself is said to be approaching the jungle with measured confidence. While he has no intention of participating in physical challenges, he is reportedly keen on camp politics, judging everyone silently, and forming strategic alliances based on snack access and shade quality.


Shire residents have reacted with overwhelming pride. “Honestly, it tracks,” said one Cronulla local. “He’s emotionally complex, mildly chaotic, and allergic to nonsense. He was always going to end up on reality TV.”


Network executives remain tight-lipped on how Trevor will handle the jungle environment, though early reports suggest he has negotiated a clause exempting him from mud pits, heights, and “anything involving sincerity.”


As one insider put it: “He’s not there to win. He’s there to be right.”


At press time, Trevor was reportedly practising his camp stare and reminding producers that he is, above all else, a serious public figure.


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