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Man in bed looks hungover, hand on head. Headline: Shire dad's "Rain Dance Shot" leads to joy. Background shows window and trees.

Man in bed looks hungover, hand on head. Headline: Shire dad's "Rain Dance Shot" leads to joy. Background shows window and trees.

BREAKING: Shire Dad Performs Late-Night “Rain Dance Shot” - Wakes to Nippers Cancelled and Region-Wide Parental Euphoria

Nov 232 min read

Beach scene with adults and children in pink and orange vests running into the waves at Nippers. Headline: Shire Parents hit “Nippers Fatigue” But Will Continue Pretending Everything is Fine Until March. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Beach scene with adults and children in pink and orange vests running into the waves at Nippers. Headline: Shire Parents hit “Nippers Fatigue” But Will Continue Pretending Everything is Fine Until March. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

SPECIAL REPORT: Shire Parents Officially Hit “Nippers Fatigue” — But Will Continue Pretending Everything Is Fine Until March

Nov 162 min read

A packed freezer full of food containers and bags. Text: "BREAKING: Freezer Purge begins across the shire - residents enter mystery mel season ahead of christmas strage crisis," "SUTHERLAND SHIRE GAZETTE." Mood: humorous.

A packed freezer full of food containers and bags. Text: "BREAKING: Freezer Purge begins across the shire - residents enter mystery mel season ahead of christmas strage crisis," "SUTHERLAND SHIRE GAZETTE." Mood: humorous.

BREAKING: Freezer Purge Begins Across the Shire — Residents Enter ‘Mystery Meal Season’ Ahead of Christmas Storage Crisis

Nov 152 min read

BREAKING: Local Couple Locked in Covert Smuggling War — Guitar Pedals and Craft Vinyl at Centre of Domestic Deception

Nov 142 min read

Bus decorated with Union Jack and "OASIS" sign drives on road; headline about concert and babysitters' surge pricing overlay.

Bus decorated with Union Jack and "OASIS" sign drives on road; headline about concert and babysitters' surge pricing overlay.

BREAKING: Shire Parents Re-Enter Western Sydney Orbit for Oasis Concert - Babysitters Invoke Surge Pricing

Nov 71 min read

Worn-out school shoes on the floor with a backpack and lunchbox nearby. Headline text: New Study Confirms School Shoes Genetically Engineered to Disintegrate Halfway Through Term 4. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Worn-out school shoes on the floor with a backpack and lunchbox nearby. Headline text: New Study Confirms School Shoes Genetically Engineered to Disintegrate Halfway Through Term 4. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

New Study Confirms School Shoes Genetically Engineered to Disintegrate Halfway Through Term 4

Nov 61 min read

Locals Call for Dedicated ‘Wheelie Lane’ Across Captain Cook Bridge to Support Youth Innovation

Oct 271 min read

4wd, camping tent, and campfire on grassy beach setting with ocean view. Bright orange recovery boards on vehicle. Headline: Holiday Horror Averted: Decorative Recovery Boards Finally Justify Their Existence at Easts BeachText: Sutherland Shire Gazette.

4wd, camping tent, and campfire on grassy beach setting with ocean view. Bright orange recovery boards on vehicle. Headline: Holiday Horror Averted: Decorative Recovery Boards Finally Justify Their Existence at Easts BeachText: Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Holiday Horror Averted: Decorative 4WD Recovery Boards Finally Justify Their Existence at Easts Beach

Oct 62 min read

Mass Shire Exodus to Bali: Child-Free Flee the Children, Parents Flee the Peak Prices

Sep 191 min read

Father's Day Exclusive: Family Begs For Amnesty After Dad Deploys Full Arsenal of Dad Jokes Before Noon

Sep 71 min read

Family Holds Breath for Days Over Mum’s Spicy Message Teaser - Only for Her to Forget Entire Thing

Aug 312 min read

Scenes of Chaos as Caringbah Couple’s Long-Awaited Child-Free Date Night Implodes

Aug 302 min read

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