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BREAKING: Local Couple Locked in Covert Smuggling War — Guitar Pedals and Craft Vinyl at Centre of Domestic Deception

12 hours ago2 min read

Bus decorated with Union Jack and "OASIS" sign drives on road; headline about concert and babysitters' surge pricing overlay.

Bus decorated with Union Jack and "OASIS" sign drives on road; headline about concert and babysitters' surge pricing overlay.

BREAKING: Shire Parents Re-Enter Western Sydney Orbit for Oasis Concert - Babysitters Invoke Surge Pricing

Nov 71 min read

Worn-out school shoes on the floor with a backpack and lunchbox nearby. Headline text: New Study Confirms School Shoes Genetically Engineered to Disintegrate Halfway Through Term 4. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Worn-out school shoes on the floor with a backpack and lunchbox nearby. Headline text: New Study Confirms School Shoes Genetically Engineered to Disintegrate Halfway Through Term 4. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

New Study Confirms School Shoes Genetically Engineered to Disintegrate Halfway Through Term 4

Nov 61 min read

Locals Call for Dedicated ‘Wheelie Lane’ Across Captain Cook Bridge to Support Youth Innovation

Oct 271 min read

4wd, camping tent, and campfire on grassy beach setting with ocean view. Bright orange recovery boards on vehicle. Headline: Holiday Horror Averted: Decorative Recovery Boards Finally Justify Their Existence at Easts BeachText: Sutherland Shire Gazette.

4wd, camping tent, and campfire on grassy beach setting with ocean view. Bright orange recovery boards on vehicle. Headline: Holiday Horror Averted: Decorative Recovery Boards Finally Justify Their Existence at Easts BeachText: Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Holiday Horror Averted: Decorative 4WD Recovery Boards Finally Justify Their Existence at Easts Beach

Oct 62 min read

Mass Shire Exodus to Bali: Child-Free Flee the Children, Parents Flee the Peak Prices

Sep 191 min read

Father's Day Exclusive: Family Begs For Amnesty After Dad Deploys Full Arsenal of Dad Jokes Before Noon

Sep 71 min read

Family Holds Breath for Days Over Mum’s Spicy Message Teaser - Only for Her to Forget Entire Thing

Aug 312 min read

Scenes of Chaos as Caringbah Couple’s Long-Awaited Child-Free Date Night Implodes

Aug 302 min read

Children in colorful book week costumes walking in a Book Week parade. Parents clap nearby. Headline Text: "Book Week Costume ‘Made By Year 1 Student’ Clearly Crafted By Sleep-Deprived Parents With Too Much To Prove." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Children in colorful book week costumes walking in a Book Week parade. Parents clap nearby. Headline Text: "Book Week Costume ‘Made By Year 1 Student’ Clearly Crafted By Sleep-Deprived Parents With Too Much To Prove." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Book Week Parade Costume ‘Made By Year 1 Student’ Clearly Crafted By Sleep-Deprived Parents With Too Much To Prove.

Aug 181 min read

Teens ride a skateboard and suitcase in a store aisle. Shelves filled with household items and spilt on the floor. Headline Text: "Kmart Miranda Now Officially Classified as Indoor Adventure Park for Shire Teens." Sutherland Shire Gazette

Teens ride a skateboard and suitcase in a store aisle. Shelves filled with household items and spilt on the floor. Headline Text: "Kmart Miranda Now Officially Classified as Indoor Adventure Park for Shire Teens." Sutherland Shire Gazette

Kmart Miranda Now Officially Classified as Indoor Adventure Park for Shire Teens

Aug 132 min read

Rows of sleeping newborns in a hospital nursery, nurses in blue scrubs in the background. Headline Text reads: Girls Baby Name Boom - Shire's Bottomless Brunch Era Spills Into The Birth Registry

Rows of sleeping newborns in a hospital nursery, nurses in blue scrubs in the background. Headline Text reads: Girls Baby Name Boom - Shire's Bottomless Brunch Era Spills Into The Birth Registry

Girls Baby Name Boom - Shire's Bottomless Brunch Era Spills Into The Birth Registry

Aug 82 min read

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