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Shire Dad Suggests Adult Child ‘Just Buy Something Small’ - Means Waterfront Home Purchased in 1989.

Jan 151 min read

Woman sitting outdoors on a white chair, using a smartphone. Text reads: "BREAKING: Family Forced to Communicate Raw. After Holiday Wi-Fi Failure Cuts ff Access to ChatGPT". Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Woman sitting outdoors on a white chair, using a smartphone. Text reads: "BREAKING: Family Forced to Communicate Raw. After Holiday Wi-Fi Failure Cuts ff Access to ChatGPT". Sutherland Shire Gazette.

BREAKING: Local Family Forced to Communicate Raw After Holiday Wi-Fi Failure Cuts Off Access to ChatGPT.

Dec 29, 20252 min read

House with single string of coloured Christmas lights, captioned with news about a study on influential bulbs. Text reads: EXCLUSIVE: Study Finds Shire's Most Spectacular Christmas Lights Can Be Traced Back to One Very Influential Set of Coloured Bulbs. Sandy Shores, Shire Gazette.

House with single string of coloured Christmas lights, captioned with news about a study on influential bulbs. Text reads: EXCLUSIVE: Study Finds Shire's Most Spectacular Christmas Lights Can Be Traced Back to One Very Influential Set of Coloured Bulbs. Sandy Shores, Shire Gazette.

EXCLUSIVE: Study Finds Shire's Most Spectacular Christmas Lights Can Be Traced Back to One Very Influential Set of Coloured Bulbs.

Dec 24, 20252 min read

Kids measure drinks with a ruler at a festive table. Adults in Santa hats watch in the sunny yard. Text: JUST IN: Local Kids Re-Enter Competitive Measurement Phase Over Christmas Soft Drink Pour. by Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Kids measure drinks with a ruler at a festive table. Adults in Santa hats watch in the sunny yard. Text: JUST IN: Local Kids Re-Enter Competitive Measurement Phase Over Christmas Soft Drink Pour. by Sutherland Shire Gazette.

JUST IN: Local Kids Re-Enter Competitive Measurement Phase Over Christmas Soft Drink Pour.

Dec 21, 20252 min read

Man in bed looks hungover, hand on head. Headline: Shire dad's "Rain Dance Shot" leads to joy. Background shows window and trees.

Man in bed looks hungover, hand on head. Headline: Shire dad's "Rain Dance Shot" leads to joy. Background shows window and trees.

BREAKING: Shire Dad Performs Late-Night “Rain Dance Shot” - Wakes to Nippers Cancelled and Region-Wide Parental Euphoria

Nov 23, 20252 min read

Beach scene with adults and children in pink and orange vests running into the waves at Nippers. Headline: Shire Parents hit “Nippers Fatigue” But Will Continue Pretending Everything is Fine Until March. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Beach scene with adults and children in pink and orange vests running into the waves at Nippers. Headline: Shire Parents hit “Nippers Fatigue” But Will Continue Pretending Everything is Fine Until March. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

SPECIAL REPORT: Shire Parents Officially Hit “Nippers Fatigue” — But Will Continue Pretending Everything Is Fine Until March

Nov 16, 20252 min read

A packed freezer full of food containers and bags. Text: "BREAKING: Freezer Purge begins across the shire - residents enter mystery mel season ahead of christmas strage crisis," "SUTHERLAND SHIRE GAZETTE." Mood: humorous.

A packed freezer full of food containers and bags. Text: "BREAKING: Freezer Purge begins across the shire - residents enter mystery mel season ahead of christmas strage crisis," "SUTHERLAND SHIRE GAZETTE." Mood: humorous.

BREAKING: Freezer Purge Begins Across the Shire — Residents Enter ‘Mystery Meal Season’ Ahead of Christmas Storage Crisis

Nov 15, 20252 min read

BREAKING: Local Couple Locked in Covert Smuggling War — Guitar Pedals and Craft Vinyl at Centre of Domestic Deception

Nov 14, 20252 min read

Bus decorated with Union Jack and "OASIS" sign drives on road; headline about concert and babysitters' surge pricing overlay.

Bus decorated with Union Jack and "OASIS" sign drives on road; headline about concert and babysitters' surge pricing overlay.

BREAKING: Shire Parents Re-Enter Western Sydney Orbit for Oasis Concert - Babysitters Invoke Surge Pricing

Nov 7, 20251 min read

Worn-out school shoes on the floor with a backpack and lunchbox nearby. Headline text: New Study Confirms School Shoes Genetically Engineered to Disintegrate Halfway Through Term 4. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Worn-out school shoes on the floor with a backpack and lunchbox nearby. Headline text: New Study Confirms School Shoes Genetically Engineered to Disintegrate Halfway Through Term 4. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

New Study Confirms School Shoes Genetically Engineered to Disintegrate Halfway Through Term 4

Nov 6, 20251 min read

Locals Call for Dedicated ‘Wheelie Lane’ Across Captain Cook Bridge to Support Youth Innovation

Oct 27, 20251 min read

4wd, camping tent, and campfire on grassy beach setting with ocean view. Bright orange recovery boards on vehicle. Headline: Holiday Horror Averted: Decorative Recovery Boards Finally Justify Their Existence at Easts BeachText: Sutherland Shire Gazette.

4wd, camping tent, and campfire on grassy beach setting with ocean view. Bright orange recovery boards on vehicle. Headline: Holiday Horror Averted: Decorative Recovery Boards Finally Justify Their Existence at Easts BeachText: Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Holiday Horror Averted: Decorative 4WD Recovery Boards Finally Justify Their Existence at Easts Beach

Oct 6, 20252 min read

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