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Children in colorful book week costumes walking in a Book Week parade. Parents clap nearby. Headline Text: "Book Week Costume ‘Made By Year 1 Student’ Clearly Crafted By Sleep-Deprived Parents With Too Much To Prove." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Children in colorful book week costumes walking in a Book Week parade. Parents clap nearby. Headline Text: "Book Week Costume ‘Made By Year 1 Student’ Clearly Crafted By Sleep-Deprived Parents With Too Much To Prove." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Book Week Parade Costume ‘Made By Year 1 Student’ Clearly Crafted By Sleep-Deprived Parents With Too Much To Prove.

Aug 181 min read

Teens ride a skateboard and suitcase in a store aisle. Shelves filled with household items and spilt on the floor. Headline Text: "Kmart Miranda Now Officially Classified as Indoor Adventure Park for Shire Teens." Sutherland Shire Gazette

Teens ride a skateboard and suitcase in a store aisle. Shelves filled with household items and spilt on the floor. Headline Text: "Kmart Miranda Now Officially Classified as Indoor Adventure Park for Shire Teens." Sutherland Shire Gazette

Kmart Miranda Now Officially Classified as Indoor Adventure Park for Shire Teens

Aug 132 min read

Rows of sleeping newborns in a hospital nursery, nurses in blue scrubs in the background. Headline Text reads: Girls Baby Name Boom - Shire's Bottomless Brunch Era Spills Into The Birth Registry

Rows of sleeping newborns in a hospital nursery, nurses in blue scrubs in the background. Headline Text reads: Girls Baby Name Boom - Shire's Bottomless Brunch Era Spills Into The Birth Registry

Girls Baby Name Boom - Shire's Bottomless Brunch Era Spills Into The Birth Registry

Aug 82 min read

Newborns in a hospital nursery, nurses in the background. Text: Shire's Top Baby Boy Names for 2025 Revealed, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Newborns in a hospital nursery, nurses in the background. Text: Shire's Top Baby Boy Names for 2025 Revealed, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Shire’s Top Baby Boy Names for 2025 Revealed

Aug 61 min read

Teens roller skating indoors with neon lights. Text: "Shire Dad Starts Petition After Discovering Skate Plus Cosed Years Ago: Where are we meant to dump the kids?." Sutherland Shire Gazette featured.

Teens roller skating indoors with neon lights. Text: "Shire Dad Starts Petition After Discovering Skate Plus Cosed Years Ago: Where are we meant to dump the kids?." Sutherland Shire Gazette featured.

Shire Dad Starts Petition After Discovering Skate Plus Caringbah Closed Years Ago: ‘Where Are We Meant to Dump the Kids?’

Aug 32 min read

Women enjoying a lively brunch with drinks at a sunlit table. Text overlay: "EXCLUSIVE: Study Confirms Woman Who Hyped Bottomless Brunch Most Likely to Tap Out by 1:12pm." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Women enjoying a lively brunch with drinks at a sunlit table. Text overlay: "EXCLUSIVE: Study Confirms Woman Who Hyped Bottomless Brunch Most Likely to Tap Out by 1:12pm." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Study Confirms Woman Who Hyped Bottomless Brunch Most Likely To Tap Out By 1:12pm

Jul 271 min read

People riding eBikes in Cronulla Mall with storefronts in the background. Headline Text reads: "Local Police Crack Down on Cronulla eBike Riders in Bold Attempts to Reclaim Mall and Esplanade from Chaos. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

People riding eBikes in Cronulla Mall with storefronts in the background. Headline Text reads: "Local Police Crack Down on Cronulla eBike Riders in Bold Attempts to Reclaim Mall and Esplanade from Chaos. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Local Police Crack Down on Cronulla eBike Riders in Bold Attempt to Reclaim Mall and Esplanade from Chaos

Jul 242 min read

Woman stands confidently next to a car; man exits another with raised hands. Headline text: Local Woman Nominated for Bravery Award After Gentle Parenting Road Rager at Miranda's Five Ways Intersection. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Woman stands confidently next to a car; man exits another with raised hands. Headline text: Local Woman Nominated for Bravery Award After Gentle Parenting Road Rager at Miranda's Five Ways Intersection. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Local Woman Nominated for Bravery Award After Gentle Parenting Road Rager at Miranda's Five Ways Intersection

Jul 212 min read

Man marks a large wall map in a cozy room with a window view. Headline reads: "Mount Ousely Meltdown - Local Family Wedding Sparks 17-Way Feud Over Safest Route to Berry." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Man marks a large wall map in a cozy room with a window view. Headline reads: "Mount Ousely Meltdown - Local Family Wedding Sparks 17-Way Feud Over Safest Route to Berry." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Mount Ousley Meltdown - Local Family Wedding Sparks 17-Way Feud Over Safest Route to Berry

Jul 182 min read

Man in bubble wrap suit in hardware store aisle. Headline reads "EXCLUSIVE: Local Dad Accidentally Becomes Performance Artist After Trying to Impress Private School Parents wiht Bubble Wrap Bonanza". Sutherland Shire Gazette

Man in bubble wrap suit in hardware store aisle. Headline reads "EXCLUSIVE: Local Dad Accidentally Becomes Performance Artist After Trying to Impress Private School Parents wiht Bubble Wrap Bonanza". Sutherland Shire Gazette

Local Dad Accidentally Becomes Performance Artist After Trying to Impress Private School Parents with Bubble Wrap Bonanza

Jun 202 min read

Man on forklift surrounded by Costco boxes in garage cold storage facility. Headline: Local Family's quest for savings at Costco costs more than mortgage. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Man on forklift surrounded by Costco boxes in garage cold storage facility. Headline: Local Family's quest for savings at Costco costs more than mortgage. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Local Family’s Quest for “Savings” at Costco Now Costs More Than Mortgage

Jun 142 min read

Framed souvenir teaspoons on wall; Living room with gray couch, framed art, plant. Hradline reads: Family fractures after souvenir teaspoon collection bequeathed to youngest cousin. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Framed souvenir teaspoons on wall; Living room with gray couch, framed art, plant. Hradline reads: Family fractures after souvenir teaspoon collection bequeathed to youngest cousin. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Family Fractures After Souvenir Teaspoon Collection Bequeathed to Youngest Cousin

May 172 min read

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