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Trevor the Dachshund wearing an "OASIS" harness howling on a red mat in a mall. Nearby, a hat with money. Text: "EXCLUSIVE: Trevor the Dachshund Discovered Busking in Cronulla Mall - Claims Local Bands would be lucky to have him." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Trevor the Dachshund wearing an "OASIS" harness howling on a red mat in a mall. Nearby, a hat with money. Text: "EXCLUSIVE: Trevor the Dachshund Discovered Busking in Cronulla Mall - Claims Local Bands would be lucky to have him." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

EXCLUSIVE: Trevor the Dachshund Discovered Busking in Cronulla Mall — Claims Local Bands Would Be “Lucky to Have Him”

Nov 42 min read

Channel-billed cuckoo on a branch, blue-gray feathers, with headline about their noisy return. Background has eucalyptus leaves. Headline: ‘Make It Stop’: Channel-Billed Cuckoos Return from Papua New Guinea Holiday to Terrorise the Shire Once Again. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Channel-billed cuckoo on a branch, blue-gray feathers, with headline about their noisy return. Background has eucalyptus leaves. Headline: ‘Make It Stop’: Channel-Billed Cuckoos Return from Papua New Guinea Holiday to Terrorise the Shire Once Again. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

‘Make It Stop’: Channel-Billed Cuckoos Return from Papua New Guinea Holiday to Terrorise the Shire Once Again

Nov 31 min read

Two people walk dogs on opposite sidewalks, waving across a sunny suburban street. One walker is dragging her dog away. Headline reads: "Cross-Street Standoff - Local Dog Owner Missing Entire Point of Your Polite Panic." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Two people walk dogs on opposite sidewalks, waving across a sunny suburban street. One walker is dragging her dog away. Headline reads: "Cross-Street Standoff - Local Dog Owner Missing Entire Point of Your Polite Panic." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Cross-Street Standoff - Local Dog Owner, Missing Entire Point of Your Polite Panic

Sep 142 min read

A dachshund with glasses sits at a table with five serious adults. Papers and a binder are on the table. Caption reads: "Trevor declares war on strata committee, rostrevor st braces for impact."

A dachshund with glasses sits at a table with five serious adults. Papers and a binder are on the table. Caption reads: "Trevor declares war on strata committee, rostrevor st braces for impact."

Trevor the Dachshund Declares War on Strata Committee, Rostrevor St Braces for Impact

Sep 92 min read

Trevor the Dachshund Adjusts to Bachelor Life on Rostrevor Street - Neighbours Already Complaining About Noise, Smells, and Uber Eats Deliveries

Sep 22 min read

Dung beetle on pavement near dog poo. Headline text: “Dung Beetle Taskforce” Rumoured for Cronulla Esplanade to Tackle Poo Crisis. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Dung beetle on pavement near dog poo. Headline text: “Dung Beetle Taskforce” Rumoured for Cronulla Esplanade to Tackle Poo Crisis. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

“Dung Beetle Taskforce” Rumoured for Cronulla Esplanade to Tackle Poo Crisis

Aug 171 min read

"I just wanted to sit down"- Dave Speaks Out After Being Dumped for Trevor the Sausage Dog

Jul 152 min read

Dachshund sits with curious expression. Headline: "I Am the Lap Now. Trevor the dachshund breaks silence on love, power and ottoman politics". Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Dachshund sits with curious expression. Headline: "I Am the Lap Now. Trevor the dachshund breaks silence on love, power and ottoman politics". Sutherland Shire Gazette.

"I Am The Lap Now" - Trevor the Dachshund Breaks Silence on Love, Power and Ottoman Politics

Jul 82 min read

Dachshund on bed with tablet. Headline: "EXCLUSIVE: Trevor the Dachshund joins Bumble to swipe left on Jess's behalf - for her own good." Cozy setting. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Dachshund on bed with tablet. Headline: "EXCLUSIVE: Trevor the Dachshund joins Bumble to swipe left on Jess's behalf - for her own good." Cozy setting. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Trevor the Dachshund From Cronulla Joins Bumble to Swipe Left on Jess's Behalf - For Her Own Good

Jul 11 min read

Dachshund on cushion in modern room with large windows. Headline: "Cronulla Woman Finally Meets Decent Bloke – But Her Possessive Sausage Dog Says No". Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Dachshund on cushion in modern room with large windows. Headline: "Cronulla Woman Finally Meets Decent Bloke – But Her Possessive Sausage Dog Says No". Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Cronulla Woman Finally Meets Decent Bloke — But Her Possessive Sausage Dog Says No

Jun 241 min read

Man with curly hair walking curly-haired dog along a Cronulla promenade during sunset. Both wear blue shirts. Text overlay: "JUST IN: Local Man Mistaken for his dog - adminst its not the first time.". Text Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Man with curly hair walking curly-haired dog along a Cronulla promenade during sunset. Both wear blue shirts. Text overlay: "JUST IN: Local Man Mistaken for his dog - adminst its not the first time.". Text Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Local Man Mistaken for His Dog - Admits It’s Not the First Time

Apr 22 min read

Two people with a dog in a park, both in denim. One holds a black bag. Headline: Special Investigation Turf War Erupts Between Oyster Bay and Como Over Dog Poo Bag Diplomacy. By-line: Blake Curran Investigative Journalist, Sutherland Shire Gazette

Two people with a dog in a park, both in denim. One holds a black bag. Headline: Special Investigation Turf War Erupts Between Oyster Bay and Como Over Dog Poo Bag Diplomacy. By-line: Blake Curran Investigative Journalist, Sutherland Shire Gazette

Turf War Erupts Between Oyster Bay and Como Over Dog Poo Bin Bag Diplomacy

Jan 82 min read

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