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Trevor the Dachshund with an Australian flag bandana sits on a picnic blanket with a pie, tear in eye. Trees and Cronulla beach in background. Headline text reads: BREAKING: Trevor the Dachshund Misses Out on Australian of the Year - Also Snubbed for Shire Citizen Honour. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Trevor the Dachshund with an Australian flag bandana sits on a picnic blanket with a pie, tear in eye. Trees and Cronulla beach in background. Headline text reads: BREAKING: Trevor the Dachshund Misses Out on Australian of the Year - Also Snubbed for Shire Citizen Honour. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

BREAKING: Trevor the Dachshund Misses Out on Australian of the Year - Also Snubbed for Shire Citizen Honour.

Jan 272 min read

Dachshund wearing sunglasses and a hat against a bokeh background. Headline Text: BREAKING: Trevor the Dachshund Confirmed as Final Contestant for ‘I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here’. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Dachshund wearing sunglasses and a hat against a bokeh background. Headline Text: BREAKING: Trevor the Dachshund Confirmed as Final Contestant for ‘I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here’. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

BREAKING: Trevor the Dachshund Confirmed as Final Contestant for ‘I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here’.

Jan 202 min read

Trevor the dachshund dog beside a large veggie burger and fries on a table outdoors. Text on image: Breaking news headline: BREAKING AFTERNOON EDITION: Trevor Located - Progress North Delayed by Milton Traffic and Celebrity Obligations. and Sutherland Shire Gazette info. Mood is humorous.

Trevor the dachshund dog beside a large veggie burger and fries on a table outdoors. Text on image: Breaking news headline: BREAKING AFTERNOON EDITION: Trevor Located - Progress North Delayed by Milton Traffic and Celebrity Obligations. and Sutherland Shire Gazette info. Mood is humorous.

BREAKING AFTERNOON EDITION: Trevor Located - Progress North Delayed by Milton Traffic and Celebrity Obligations.

Jan 81 min read

EXCLUSIVE: Trevor and Jess Reunite for Santa Photos at Cronulla — Standoff Reported Between Dachshund and Man in Red

EXCLUSIVE: Trevor and Jess Reunite for Santa Photos at Cronulla — Standoff Reported Between Dachshund and Man in Red

EXCLUSIVE: Trevor and Jess Reunite for Santa Photos at Cronulla — Standoff Reported Between Dachshund and Man in Red

Dec 23, 20252 min read

EXCLUSIVE: Trevor the Dachshund Retreats to Far Kurnell for ‘Reputation Reset’ — Promises He’s “Reflecting, Rebranding, and Resting My Public Image”.

Nov 25, 20252 min read

Trevor the Dachshund wearing an "OASIS" harness howling on a red mat in a mall. Nearby, a hat with money. Text: "EXCLUSIVE: Trevor the Dachshund Discovered Busking in Cronulla Mall - Claims Local Bands would be lucky to have him." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Trevor the Dachshund wearing an "OASIS" harness howling on a red mat in a mall. Nearby, a hat with money. Text: "EXCLUSIVE: Trevor the Dachshund Discovered Busking in Cronulla Mall - Claims Local Bands would be lucky to have him." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

EXCLUSIVE: Trevor the Dachshund Discovered Busking in Cronulla Mall — Claims Local Bands Would Be “Lucky to Have Him”

Nov 4, 20252 min read

Channel-billed cuckoo on a branch, blue-gray feathers, with headline about their noisy return. Background has eucalyptus leaves. Headline: ‘Make It Stop’: Channel-Billed Cuckoos Return from Papua New Guinea Holiday to Terrorise the Shire Once Again. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Channel-billed cuckoo on a branch, blue-gray feathers, with headline about their noisy return. Background has eucalyptus leaves. Headline: ‘Make It Stop’: Channel-Billed Cuckoos Return from Papua New Guinea Holiday to Terrorise the Shire Once Again. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

‘Make It Stop’: Channel-Billed Cuckoos Return from Papua New Guinea Holiday to Terrorise the Shire Once Again

Nov 3, 20251 min read

Two people walk dogs on opposite sidewalks, waving across a sunny suburban street. One walker is dragging her dog away. Headline reads: "Cross-Street Standoff - Local Dog Owner Missing Entire Point of Your Polite Panic." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Two people walk dogs on opposite sidewalks, waving across a sunny suburban street. One walker is dragging her dog away. Headline reads: "Cross-Street Standoff - Local Dog Owner Missing Entire Point of Your Polite Panic." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Cross-Street Standoff - Local Dog Owner, Missing Entire Point of Your Polite Panic

Sep 14, 20252 min read

A dachshund with glasses sits at a table with five serious adults. Papers and a binder are on the table. Caption reads: "Trevor declares war on strata committee, rostrevor st braces for impact."

A dachshund with glasses sits at a table with five serious adults. Papers and a binder are on the table. Caption reads: "Trevor declares war on strata committee, rostrevor st braces for impact."

Trevor the Dachshund Declares War on Strata Committee, Rostrevor St Braces for Impact

Sep 9, 20252 min read

Trevor the Dachshund Adjusts to Bachelor Life on Rostrevor Street - Neighbours Already Complaining About Noise, Smells, and Uber Eats Deliveries

Sep 2, 20252 min read

Dung beetle on pavement near dog poo. Headline text: “Dung Beetle Taskforce” Rumoured for Cronulla Esplanade to Tackle Poo Crisis. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Dung beetle on pavement near dog poo. Headline text: “Dung Beetle Taskforce” Rumoured for Cronulla Esplanade to Tackle Poo Crisis. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

“Dung Beetle Taskforce” Rumoured for Cronulla Esplanade to Tackle Poo Crisis

Aug 17, 20251 min read

"I just wanted to sit down"- Dave Speaks Out After Being Dumped for Trevor the Sausage Dog

Jul 15, 20252 min read

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