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Dachshund wearing sunglasses and a hat against a bokeh background. Headline Text: BREAKING: Trevor the Dachshund Confirmed as Final Contestant for ‘I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here’. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Dachshund wearing sunglasses and a hat against a bokeh background. Headline Text: BREAKING: Trevor the Dachshund Confirmed as Final Contestant for ‘I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here’. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

BREAKING: Trevor the Dachshund Confirmed as Final Contestant for ‘I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here’.

Jan 202 min read

Trevor the Dachshund in sunglasses relaxes by a pool with a cocktail. Headlinetext reads: EXCLUSIVE: Trevor Breaks Silence on South Coast ‘Accommodation Incident,’ Insists It Was a Strategic Reset. Sutherland Shire Gazette. Relaxed summer vibe.

Trevor the Dachshund in sunglasses relaxes by a pool with a cocktail. Headlinetext reads: EXCLUSIVE: Trevor Breaks Silence on South Coast ‘Accommodation Incident,’ Insists It Was a Strategic Reset. Sutherland Shire Gazette. Relaxed summer vibe.

EXCLUSIVE: Trevor Breaks Silence on South Coast ‘Accommodation Incident,’ Insists It Was a Strategic Reset.

Jan 132 min read

BREAKING: Trevor the Dachshund Abandoned at Pet Hotel as Jess Escapes to Luxury South Coast Hideaway.

BREAKING: Trevor the Dachshund Abandoned at Pet Hotel as Jess Escapes to Luxury South Coast Hideaway.

BREAKING: Trevor the Dachshund Abandoned at Pet Hotel as Jess Escapes to Luxury South Coast Hideaway.

Jan 62 min read

EXCLUSIVE: Trevor and Jess Reunite for Santa Photos at Cronulla — Standoff Reported Between Dachshund and Man in Red

EXCLUSIVE: Trevor and Jess Reunite for Santa Photos at Cronulla — Standoff Reported Between Dachshund and Man in Red

EXCLUSIVE: Trevor and Jess Reunite for Santa Photos at Cronulla — Standoff Reported Between Dachshund and Man in Red

Dec 23, 20252 min read

EXCLUSIVE: Trevor the Dachshund Retreats to Far Kurnell for ‘Reputation Reset’ — Promises He’s “Reflecting, Rebranding, and Resting My Public Image”.

Nov 25, 20252 min read

A dachshund with glasses sits at a table with five serious adults. Papers and a binder are on the table. Caption reads: "Trevor declares war on strata committee, rostrevor st braces for impact."

A dachshund with glasses sits at a table with five serious adults. Papers and a binder are on the table. Caption reads: "Trevor declares war on strata committee, rostrevor st braces for impact."

Trevor the Dachshund Declares War on Strata Committee, Rostrevor St Braces for Impact

Sep 9, 20252 min read

Trevor the Dachshund Adjusts to Bachelor Life on Rostrevor Street - Neighbours Already Complaining About Noise, Smells, and Uber Eats Deliveries

Sep 2, 20252 min read

Dachshund dog sits near a "Regal Removals" truck in a coastal street beside luxury apartments. Headline: "Cronulla Dachshund Pulls Off Real Estate Coup: Trevor Moves Into Rostrevor Street Penthouse, Declares Himself King".

Dachshund dog sits near a "Regal Removals" truck in a coastal street beside luxury apartments. Headline: "Cronulla Dachshund Pulls Off Real Estate Coup: Trevor Moves Into Rostrevor Street Penthouse, Declares Himself King".

Cronulla Dachshund Pulls Off Real Estate Coup: Trevor Moves Into Rostrevor Street Penthouse, Declares Himself King

Aug 26, 20251 min read

Local Dachshund Trevor Posts on Reddit’s ‘AITA’ – Seeks Validation Over Household Power Struggle

Local Dachshund Trevor Posts on Reddit’s ‘AITA’ – Seeks Validation Over Household Power Struggle

Local Dachshund Trevor Posts on Reddit’s ‘AITA’ – Seeks Validation Over Household Power Struggle

Jul 29, 20252 min read

"I just wanted to sit down"- Dave Speaks Out After Being Dumped for Trevor the Sausage Dog

Jul 15, 20252 min read

People walk dogs and hold coffee on Cronulla Esplanade at sunrise. Text: One Woman's Quest to Walk the Cronulla Esplanade Without Running into Ex. Sutherland Shire Gazette

People walk dogs and hold coffee on Cronulla Esplanade at sunrise. Text: One Woman's Quest to Walk the Cronulla Esplanade Without Running into Ex. Sutherland Shire Gazette

One Woman’s Quest to Walk the Cronulla Esplanade Without Running Into an Ex

Jun 17, 20252 min read

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