Cronulla Dachshund Pulls Off Real Estate Coup: Trevor Moves Into Rostrevor Street Penthouse, Declares Himself King

Skye Waverley | Social Reporter | Sutherland Shire Gazette

26 August 2025

In a move that’s sent shockwaves through both the local property market and the fragile ego of his owner, Trevor the Dachshund has successfully relocated to Rostrevor Street, Cronulla - signing the lease himself and claiming the penthouse suite as his sovereign kingdom.

The pint-sized sausage dog, previously exiled west of 2230, reportedly grew impatient with his owner Jess Palmer, 36, who was “taking far too long” at her routine microdermabrasion appointment. 

Ryan, a source close to the canine alleges that while Jess was busy discussing pore refinement, Trevor secretly listed her Ewos Parade unit on Homehound, staged the property with a few artfully placed chew toys, and sold it above reserve.

“Ros, in dog language, literally translates to King,” said one linguistics professor, “so Trevor now resides not just on Rostrevor Street, but in his rightful palace. It’s less a rental, more a coronation.”

Locals report the penthouse has already been retrofitted with velvet cushions, floor-to-ceiling windows for optimal seagull surveillance, and an exclusive paw-spa. Jess, meanwhile, has been left both homeless and deeply impressed by her dog’s financial acumen.

The Shire community is divided. Some call Trevor’s actions “an inspiring rags-to-riches tale of canine self-determination.” Others argue it’s “peak Cronulla entitlement” when even the dogs are flipping properties before first-home buyers can save a deposit.

Trevor could not be reached for comment, though a freshly engraved brass plaque outside the building now reads: His Royal Highness, King Trevor of Rostrevor.